I'm so sorry for making you wait so long, I was having my finals exams and had a lack of inspiration; any way, I wrote most of this chapter while listening to 'Habanera' by Bizet, I recommend you to do the same while reading it, it will be much more funny (well at least it was funnier for me so I recommend you to do the same).
Sorry for the grammar mistakes (you can blame Google translator).
Hope you like it.
Note: ''word'', -whisper-, emphasis,*action*, though.
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It was early, too early. Rude hated to wake up early, a lot.
He was on one of the armchairs in the living room only because Francoeur put him there, and since Francoeur wasn't making any effort to keep the him awake Rude couldn't keep his eyes open for more than five seconds and had such a hard time trying to remaining sit that he was just laying on the couch.
''Can't we begin later, I'm still half asleep, and the sun its just beginning to rise in case you didn't noticed it'' Said Rude shooting Francoeur a glare that, if possible, could have killed him, although Francoeur didn't seem to notice the killer glare, in fact, the giant flea was so focused in thinking about a way to fix the curtains that he barely listened to what Rude had said.
-Hmm, maybe if I hang the spare curtains no one will notice that this ones are torn until Lucille returns- Whispered Francoeur as he began to look for a ladder (or anything high enough to reach the top of the curtains) -I guess she knows how to fix torn curtains-.
While Francoeur looked for a stair Rude remained in the living room talking to the wall (remember that Rude was half asleep and had his eyes closed, which means that he didn't noticed when Francoeur walked away, at all).
''-the thing is that I sleep when it is dark and do anything else when the sun is up, do you understand? Francoeur? Franc? Are you listening?!'' Rude opened his eyes and saw that Francoeur wasn't with him.
Wondering were the giant flea was Rude looked for Francoeur all over the house only to discover two things: First of all, Francoeur was somewhere out of the house, secondly, Francoeur closed all the exits which meant that Rude was trapped in the house.
Rude considered his options finding that the best he could do was to go back to sleep while he still could, he returned to the living room and tried to sleep on the couch but ,even thought now the hole house was quite, the sun was rising, that meant he could no longer catch sleep and that made him boiling angry.
Great, first he force me to wake up early, then he ignores me, he left me alone to go to who-knows-where and do who-knows-what I'm trapped and like that wasn't enough I can't sleep anymore.
AND I AM THE RUDE ONE?!
What was I supposed to do now? Take care of the house?
A strong noise coming from the top floor interrupted Rude's thoughts, Francoeur had returned, and had a ladder with him.
''What is that for?'' Asked Rude when he saw the ladder.
Why would he need a ladder when he is 7 feet tall? And why do I have the feeling that I won't like the answer?
'' I need to change the curtains but I can't reach them properly, they're a bit high for me so you're going to help me-'' said Francoeur trying to explain what they were going to do but he was soon interrupted by an uneasy Rude.
''What!?''
''Yes, all you'll have to do will be keeping the curtains-''
''I am not going on a ladder, and you are definitely not going to make me do it!''
''But I'll be easy, you will barely move once you're on top ladder and I'll-''
''Francoeur, listen to what I say, I. am. Not. Going. to. do. It ''
''But it'll only be for a fe-''
''No''
''I promise you that-''
''Non''
''Oh, come on!''
''Nein''
''You torn the curtains, the least you can do is-''
''NOPE!''
If it wasn't because they were suddenly interrupted by someone's knock at the door Francoeur would have discussed with Rude until lunch time without any result at all.
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Again, I'm sorry for not updating sooner. I'll try to update next chapter sooner but you might gonna have to wait until next month; my finals exams were just getting started :P
Wish me luck.
Hope you liked it.