A/N: It's short. And it's pretty bad. But I really didn't have time to do anything else, so merry Christmas, and hopefully I'll update by January!
"Gaaaraaa!" sang Naruto, bursting into Gaara's office. "Happy Christmas!"
Gaara looked up from his paperwork, annoyed. "Isn't it merry Christmas? Also, where in the world did you even come from?"
Naruto grinned. "Temari's sick –" "I know." " – so I'm the diplomat now!"
Gaara stared at him blankly. "…what?"
Naruto huffed. "Whatever! C'mon, that paperwork can wait for another day."
"Naruto, I'm the Kazekage, I can't just – "
"Let's go!" shouted Naruto, dragging the Kazekage out of his office.
"…Naruto, why are there Cloud ninja in Suna? And is that a missing-nin?"
Naruto laughed sheepishly. "You see… I sort of went around from village to village to gather all the jinchuriki that are still alive to invite them over for Christmas!"
"…and you couldn't be bothered to have this jinchuriki party in Konoha?"
Naruto laughed nervously. "Uh, you see, granny Tsunade wouldn't let me…"
"And you didn't think that maybe I wouldn't let you as well?"
Naruto pouted at Gaara. "Oh, come on! Why not?"
Gaara glared at his idiotic friend. "For one, it looks like you kidnapped them. If you cause a political war, I am tossing you right to the Raikage."
"MMPH HMMPH (LET ME GO, YOU PIECE OF KONOHA FILTH!)!" yelled Yugito angrily.
"Mmph mmp uumph, oom a oom~ (You gathered all of the jinchuriki? Fool ya fool~)!" said Bee.
"? (What the heck is happening?)" said Fu.
"Oomaru ee oe o ee me (Hotaru is going to kill me…)," muttered Utakata.
"Come on, can't we at least have some fun? I mean, I'm sure the Raikage would understand!"
"M, nuh ee wonuh, oo a oo… (Um, no, he wouldn't, fool ya fool)" said Bee.
"Mmph mmph mmph! (I can't wait until the Raikage gets his hands on you, you Yellow Flash doppelganger!)" said Yugito viciously.
"...Naruto..."
Naruto smiled. "Yeah, Gaara?"
"...Return them now or else I'm going to perform Desert Coffin on you."
5 minutes later...
Hmmm... The Yellow Flash doppelganger is even faster than the Yellow Flash himself, thought Yugito as she was dumped in front of the Raikage's office along with Bee.