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Prompt #9: Driving - "I can't see the speedometer, but I have this feeling we're going very very fast."
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"Annie?"
"Yes Auggie?"
"How fast are we going?"
"Do you have to ask me that now?"
"Yes. I can't feel my stomach in the vicinity of my abdominal area, and that only happens when I'm moving at rollarcoaster speeds. How fast are we going?"
PING! BANG! PING! PING!
"Not fast enough to outrun bullets, Aug. Hang on!"
"HOLY SHIIIII - Annie, don't do that again!"
"You don't even know what I did!"
"If that wasn't a hairpin curve, then I'm a unicorn."
"Awww, how manly of you. You'd make a cute unicorn."
"Please tell me how fast we're going."
PING! PING!
"Can I outrace and lose the gunmen trying to riddle us with holes first?"
"...Yes, by all means, defy the laws of physics and save our asses. Just don't kill us."
"Roger."
"..."
"Aw crap, hold on!"
"What are you - JESUS, ANNIE!"
"What, Auggie? That wasn't so bad!"
"I felt the car tip! Tip, Annie! On two wheels!"
"You've pulled worse stunts in a car chase, I'm sure."
"Not in a little toy car!"
"What's wrong with this car?"
"My knees are in my face, Annie!"
"It's a MINI, Auggie, what am I supposed to do? I got assigned this car for my cover. It's not my fault you're so blasted tall."
"Whatever. Now answer me."
"Answer what?"
"How fast are we OH DEAR GOD!...Annie, tell me we did not just blow through a crazy intersection."
"Why?"
"Because I heard a very disturbing number of car horns blaring as we raced on by."
"Fine, we did not just blow through a crazy intersection."
"Liar."
"Why do you care?"
"Why are you avoiding the question?"
"It's irrelevent. It's behind us now...Oh shit."
"Well, that's comforting to hear. Mind telling the blind guy how he's about to die?"
"We're not going to die, Auggie! Just hang on tight and shut up!"
"Annie, please don't kill us. Joan won't like it if she has to replace us."
"Stop whining!"
Lolz, car chase scene plus A2 bickering makes for a fun ficlet.
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