Twelve Days of Christmas - Bellarke Style

by perplex777

My contribution for the prompt on tumblr. Mostly fluff and drabbles, although my entries for Day 3 and and 12 are mature (with Day 3's being particularly explicit). Day 3: 'The ground fell away beneath their feet, and they found themselves in a hole, a tangle of limbs, Clarke's elbow jabbing particularly painfully into his neck while his knee was trapping her arm on the ground.'

7. Jasper the Bellarke Fanboy

A/N: Plotbunny!

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Day 7 – Jasper the Bellarke Fanboy

Bellamy had been chasing him round trying to get him to "Shut the hell up!"

Jasper had ended up in the branches of a tree, as he crowed out the final verse, while everyone else lay around the fire in fits of giggles, or else joined in as loudly, and as equally out of tune, as him…

"On the twelfth day of Christmas Clarke gave to Bell-a-meeee

Twelve heart-strings thrumming

Eleven mornings griping

Ten naughty visions when he's sleeping

Nine tries at not-so-subtle glancing

Eight looks full of meaning

Seven hours of love-filled gazing

Six stars a-wishing

Five hand-tied slings [seriously Bell, you're just getting injured so she has to patch you up, right?]

Four sharp words

Three French kisses

Two co-leader hugs

And his Princess bent over his kneeeeee!"

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A/N: But seriously though. I know it's not perfect! Way too many syllables and all that jazz (I just had to tell myself Jasper wouldn't have worried about that stuff - he'd have just made it fit!). But I really loved the idea, even if I couldn't get it quite right. If any of you can come up with alternative lyrics, I'd love to hear them!