"It's Christmas bitches wake up" My eyes shoot open and I see Sara in the doorway with a Santa hat on her head. "Get up, get up, get up"
"I swear if you don't get out, get out, get out I'm going to pound your face in the ground" Santana snaps. She's not a morning person.
"You know any other day I would say bring it on but it's Christmas so stop being such a Grinch and both of you get your asses downstairs I want to open presents" Sara leaves and I can hear her singing at the top of her lungs.
"Why did you have to stay friends with someone so annoying?" Santana mumbles in her pillow. "And I thought we changed the locks on the doors so she couldn't get in anymore"
"I…might have…given her…another key" I say and I can hear Santana groan in the pillow.
"Aunite Rachel, Uncle Santos it's Christmas" Santana lifts her head and I let out a small giggle.
"Jacob sweetie it's Auntie Santana not Uncle Santos" I try explaining to Jacob.
"Nu uh mommy says her names is Uncle Santos" I hear Santana groan again in her pillow and I just smile.
"Come here Jacob" I call to him and pat the bed but he shakes his head no. "Come here" He shakes his head again. "Why not?" Jacob points to Santana which is odd because he loves Santana.
"What's wrong J" Santana asks him while she sits up in bed.
"Mommy says yous the Grinch and will take away my pwesnts if I get too close" I bit my lip trying not to laugh.
"SARA!" Santana yells as she gets out of bed and races out the room.
"Come here Jacob" Jacob comes to me and quickly kisses my stomach.
"Hi baby Merry Cwismas" I smile at his cuteness.
"You know Jacob you're Auntie Santana isn't going to take away your presents"
"She isn't?"
"Nope in fact she bought you a ton of presents but you have to call her Auntie Santana and not Uncle Santos"
"Okay" Jacobs face lights up and all I can think about is how pretty soon I'll get to see my own babies face light up the same way Jacob's does.
"Come on let's go see what your mommy and Auntie are doing" I roll myself out of bed literally roll myself out of the bed and head down the hall with Jacob. At first I don't hear anything which is very concerning. There's no way those two are just sitting with each other having a nice conversation but then I hear it. I hear Sara yelling but why is it a muffled yell?
"Santana you ass open the door" I roll my eyes when I realize Santana locked Sara out of the house.
"San where are you?" I call out and I hear her say the living room. I walk over to her and see her laid back on the couch reading a magazine.
"I think there's someone at the door" She tells me as she gives me her famous smirk. I tilt my head to the side and she laughs.
"SANTANA!" My head turns in the direction of the door and I quickly walk over to it. Once it's open I see Sara shivering in place. "I'm going to beat her down" She tells me and I gesture for her to come in.
"Mommy what you doing outsides it's cold out deer"
"Ask your uncle" I frown. So much for getting him to call her Aunt.
"Can we not fight today please? Can we celebrate a holiday without the fighting for once? I don't want a repeat of Hanukkah"
"Blame Santana for the fire" Sara says and I sigh because I know this is going to start an argument.
"Blame me?" See I knew it. Here comes Santana. "I wasn't the one who thought it would be funny to yell spider really loud while I was lighting the candle"
"Whose fault is it for being scared of spiders? I mean grow up women even J isn't afraid of Spiders" Sara tells Santana who makes that cute little anger face of hers.
"Guys please don't start" I say but it's clear that they don't hear me or they're choosing not to hear me because the arguing is getting louder and louder. "Guys" Oww my stomach. I hunch over a bit in pain. Why does it hurt so much? "Guys" I say trying to get their attention but it's not working. "Guys owww" This doesn't feel right. Something's wrong.
"Eww Auntie Rachel peed her pants" The arguing comes to a complete stop and I look at Jacob whose pointing at me and then I look down at the ground. Gross! I didn't even know I had to pee.
"Oh my god Rae your water broke" I look at Sara who has a big smile on her face.
"Water? Oww" I grab my stomach again in pain. "San" Santana comes rushing to my side.
"I got you Rach, Sara go start the car"
"On it. Come on Jacob"
"I changed my mind about this baby" I say in pain and Santana just smiles at me.
"It's a little late for that" The car horn honks. "Come on that's our cue. Let's go have a baby"