11. Eleven Christmas Carols
(Short and sweet)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Ivan's eye twitched.
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake!
A deep inhale.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose!
A heavy exhale and soon Ivan found his face covered by his hands.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la la la la!
Ivan wasn't going to get any sleep tonight, was he? That wasn't even the worst part either.
We wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Christmas!
The worst part was that Alfred was the cause of all this singing. The man got up at some point in the day and suddenly decided he wanted to go out caroling.
Frosty the snowman, was a jolly happy soul!
Eleven songs later and Ivan decides he isn't going to let Alfred back into the bed tonight.