Yo. This? OOC, and I'm so sorry for it. I don't own these unquestionably gay bots, or the show for that matter. Just this sad, little fanfic. Bye.

He lunged. He cut. He fell. Akashi Seijuro fell after slicing the face of Kagami Taiga. And started crying.

"I thought you'd dodge! I thought you'd dodge…" Kagami stood, dumbfounded by the seen he was witnessing. Akashi was behind him, sobbing into pale hands. The rest of the MiraGen had turned to watch, but not as clueless as Kagami clearly was. At least he had pleasing music to listen to (Akashi was singing 'but I'm only humaaaaaaan' in the background)

"For God's sake, Akashi. This happens every damn time we go out together! Do we need to get out the taser gun agai-" Midorima placed his hand firmly on Aomine's shoulder.

"There is no way Akashi will be able to function properly now, Aomine. Let it go." And so, almost all of the former team mates walked away, leaving a confused Kagami, day dreaming Kuroko and a screaming, kicking and sobbing Akashi in all his might. Contrary to common belief, this actually happens on a regular bases. You see, the mind of Akashi is very fragile and pent up with extra stress. So, to let out this excess stress, he breaks down in a fit, one quite similar to this. Now you know.

In the distance, a little "bye, Aka-chin," could be heard.

As for Kuroko, oh, he knew exactly what to do. As he had a very calming feel about him, Kuroko had automatically been elected as the 'healer' of the group, like you would a game. Walking with a slow pace, Kuroko made his way to Akashi and patted him gently on the head.

"Akashi, it's okay. Sweetie, no one got hurt by you, so you can calm down. Now, apologize to the big, red-haired guy over there, yeah?" Kuroko soothed Akashi with his sweet words, persuading Akashi to compose himself. Soon, Akashi had stopped sobbing, only sniffing every now and then in a cute way that crushed Kuroko's motherly heart.

"Now apologize to the nice man, dear." The red-haired boy nods his head a few times, walking over to Kagami, who of which was even more confused and even a little more scared than before.

"Sorry… for making such a fuss. I'm better now, just so you know." Kagami stared as Kuroko and Akashi walked off to find the rest of the group

"What the actual fuck just happened."

Oh God so OOC it's amazing. I was on… tumblr, had an idea, and this happened. Sorry.