A nice cup of good, old, American coffee always wakes me up in the morning, you know? Especially after all that training with the 'Boss', that really puts my muscles to the limits. Not saying there is one, or anything. A limit, that is. My muscles are literally bulging, nothing to be ashamed of. They could get me ladies, I-it's just I don't have the time! Who are you to ask questions? You don't know me!
Unfortunately, I forgot my coffee this morning, which has left me in a rather terrible mood. And right now, Aomine is certainly not helping. I can see him right now, in some shady corner.
"Aomine. This is illegal." I tell him. Jesus, he should know this already! It's, like, common sense, why do I have to tell this moron what's right and wrong? Ugh, whatever.
He just waves me off, the little bastard. Okay, maybe not that little. He's practically taller than me, so he's a big bastard. No, ignorant? Yeah, he's an ignorant bastard. An ignorant bastard who just waves off the fact he is defying the law.
"It's not illegal if no one sees me, stupid." Oh, I knew he was dumb, but not this bloody stupid.
"Hey, buddy, I can see you." I tap him on the shoulder and wave a little. Aomine stops whatever the fuck he was doing to that rope, and looks up all frustrated. That frustration turns into almighty anger. Laughing (nervously, but still laughing), I hop backwards away from the 'mighty' Aomine.
"You made me lose my place! Now we will never steal that boat! Get me a machete or something." I bring out a bread knife from my pocket and give it to him.
"… You dick."
This is like the dumbest piece of writing I've ever done, sorry, please ignore me.