Me: Now tis here ... wait for it...wait...*cricket sings four time*...THE OMAKE CHAPTER
{Sfx: An discouraging Clap from team Natsu along with Naruto}
Me : *cheerful voice* Rise and shine everyone i...
Happy: Its night already, go eat a fish, and sleep.
{Sfx: cricket sings/ something circular moves by the wind}
Me: Cameraman wait a second,
{SFX : Fairy tail theme song violin version }
Me: Rise and shine every one this is our first omake chapter.
{Sfx: theatre like encouraging clap``` whistle }
Me: THANK YOU, THANK YOU *sniff* you are too kind. Now character intro. First this beautiful lady with a whip, and likes to sleep with a personal room heater with which she cuddles with under the blanket and calls it 'NAt-'
Lucy : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH SOMEBODY STOP HIM
[Erza, Gray, Juvia & Naruto looks at her direction and gapes at her with wide open mouths}
Erza: Lucy, *grabs her by the shoulder and looks at her embarrassingly * I never thought that you will be at such a level, all the best for your future. [Thumbs up]
Juvia:...[currently KO as she exchanged Natsu and Lucy with Gray and herself]
Gray: Natsu you flame headed jerk. How did you got so deep with her huh? Never in my dream I thought I would loose to you in landing a girl. What did you do to her?
Natsu: As if I had a choice. She is my mate anyway [He meant nakama]
{Sfx: KYAA}
Erza: I am proud of you Natsu, well done. You have surpassed my expectations.
{Me sitting at a chair nearby looking at a pink Lucy as I saw Naruto and Sasuke coming up to me}
Naruto: You should not have announced her personal love life
Sasuke:*serious tone* Tell us what happened back to the battlefield.
Me: As being the LORD OF EQUILIBRIUM I cannot disclose facts that can cause chaos, in the space-time continuum
Sasuke: TSUKUYOMI, answer now or you will relive your worst nightmares
Me: RINNEBYAKUSHRINGAN, ...you surprised
Sasuke: Tch..what is this?
Me: I am the LORD OF EQUILIBRIUM, all techniques were engineered by me, I know all existing jutsu, all magic, all swords , weapons, ...secrets everyything.
Now boy go back to your place and help me finish this chapter.
Me: *In a very high volume* EVERYBODY STOP, {everybody at their respective places with exception of KO'ed happy and Juvia}, all right lets resume
Me : This is Lucy Heartphilia, (in whisper) the girl who does fanservice
Lucy: You bastard, *noticing the camera* HHHII, I am Lucy, i like reading books, I am a Fairy tail mage who summons spirits to kick peoples butt like the person who is standing here
Me : *In a flash, over to Natsu* This is one of the core members of fairy tail, He does dragon slayer magic.
Natsu: *Holding the camera * Hi everyone I am Natsu DRAGNEEL, I am the strongest of all fairy tail *starts brewing flames in his mouth*, and this is my partner..Happy hey what has happened to you?
Me : Over to Gray Fullbuster *In a flash*
Gray: Hey how did you do that... ooh..Hi I'm Gray, I use Ice Make magic and I am stronger than Natsu *Notices Juvia* Umm Juvia are you okay you are hot(he meant celsius)
Juvia: *The instant she herd Her name from Gray's lips, she got up as if nothing happened* Master Gray called Juvia to be hot. Finally, Juvia's efforts are paying off
Me : Hello Miss Juvia , how do you do?
Juvia: Juvia is fine thank you. *To the Camera* Hi this is Juvia, The TRUE LOVE OF MASTER GRAY, Juvia loves Master Gray very much. Juvia controls all things made and done with water.
Me: thank you Juvia, over to Erza
Erza: *Doesn't notice me {currently digesting the fact that Lucy and Natsu are in a 'head over the heel' relationship} mumbles to herself* How...when.. who...where
Me: Miss Scarlet are you okay? You look pale
Erza: *Notices the camera. Her personality changes and she became the Erza we all know and fear* Hello, I am Erza, Erza Scarlet. I am an re-equip mage, and I Like to eat strawberry cheese cake.
Me: Whats you favorite outfit?
Erza: The bunny outfit. *She exquips*
Me: *Looking somewhere else* wa. why so? *gulp*
Erza: I like the ear.
Me: Over to Mirajane we go.
Me: Hello Mirajane
Mira: Oh Hello , ah.. what should I call you?
Me: Oh.. ahhh..ummm ...call me Anthony
Mira: Okay Anthony, I am Mirajane. I love to be a maid, its my passion. I use take-over magic on demons
Me:*Moving to the makeshift stage* So all of you know that I own all Techniques, weapons, magic, chakra..you name it
Naruto: How about Ramen? you invented Ramen eh?
Me: No, it was Ando.
Natsu: FIGHT ME ANTHONY *Lunges towards me*
Me: Thats all folks {SFX: loony toons ending tone}
Black screen
Voices ... FIRE DRAGON IRON FIST...ALMIGHTY PUSH ...{SFX:CRASH}