"This is the fire nation so.. can I get fire every where" Natsu probably droooled. Sasuke and Naruto looked at him as if they have seen a flying whale.
" Shut it flame brain" , "You shut it ice princess. Go piss in your pants", "YOU TWO SHUT YOUR GUT" Said you know who.
"Aye" Both said together
" Is that you Naruto under the tree. Geesh man, you look like a loner" said Gray
"Actually, I was truly a loner. Look there was the place where I first saw Sasuke ." the whole guild witnessed another lonely child sitting by a big lake throwing a stone at the lake. Both the loners looked at each other and smirked as they looked away.
"Look that that is the academy where I enrolled for being a hokage" said Naruto with much enthusiasm.
"What's a hokage? Who is an hokage" enquired Erza.
" Its the topmost rank among us Ninjas. The person holding this title controls all affairs of the village." said Naruto.
"The village maintains its economic balance, by accepting missions of various ranks ...D..C.B.A..and S."
"Hey, I went on an S class mission. Didn't I happy?" Natsu announced.
All eyes went on him. The eyes of Master and Erza was looking looking like they will eat him up for good
"I...ah..s-said nothing...resume resume " stuttered the dense Pink head.
"I was taken in by Iruka sensai. He accepted all my wrong doings, taught me how to do basic jutsus. To be honest I saw him as my father."
"What about your father? "asked Lucy questioningly. " He uh..died after a very few moments after my birth along with my mom." As soon as he said it all fairy tail members took a sigh.
" I was among the backbenchers of the class, grade-wise. I failed in every tests. People detested me and always maintained distance from me. To fill that gap I did many things to get their attention.
" What did you pulled? " said Natsu
"You know, every hokage has their respective stone-face on the mountain cliff surrounding the village. I once drew scribbles on them. I had a hearty laugh afterwards. Hehe.
" This brat didn't had the word 'give up' in his dictionary" added Kurama.
"So anyhow I got passed and continued doing pranks alongside"
"Yeah, you passed..*noding* " said Sasuke. Then he pointed towards a smaller version of Naruto who just had his transformation jutsu wrong. He was asked to impersonate the third hokage. All witnessed that he failed miserably. The old man's lips were too large to be called normal. All giggled.
" Hey that's not funny. I can't concentrate clearly while there are eyes on me" Naruto said embarrassed
Then came Sasuke with style, did his job with ease and returned to his seat.
"Anyways, I..I did pass." while he said this as the smaller Naruto went to give his supplementary to the Third hokage.
All Heard
"You cannot beat me you old geezer. I am Naruto Uzumaki. And I will pass this test. " .."Oh... I can't wait to see that happening" said the third mocking.
"Naruto, transform to the third hokage now" And he did the same mistake back in the academy. All bent into fits of laughter.(exception the boy himself and Sasuke, though he is much more relaxed then before)
" Uhhh... Wait, watch and beat this. 'BEAUTY JUTSU' " All saw a smoke , revealing an naked female with long ponytails and blue eyes, and a big chest.
(sfx : THUDD)
All saw in astonishment as the Master fell from the bar-table along with Macao and Wakaba. All in a nosebleed. All also saw the third hokage falling with an "Waaa..."
"See you CANT. BEAT. ME *spoof* , can you surpass that you old geezer.". *looks at the fallen men*" HA..look it still has its effect on old men"
"You...pass Naruto...heh..". after listening this the smaller one leaped out of the window. " NO I will not let him get into trouble"
Soon they all witnessed what Naruto did in his childhood. How did Naruto learnt his shadow clone jutsu, endangering himself saving his own teacher getting acknowledged and got his precious headband which he was still wearing. And sooner came their team selection date.
Apparently, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke sat in a bench. Sakura was lustfully looking at Sasuke. All noticed this "Hey Sasukey you got yourself an admirer" said Mira in her Matchmaking voice. "Either you shut up. Or I am going outside" barked Sasuke. Mira "Hey, look. I am not the only one with pink hair" exclaimed Natsu.
"Uh..You said that it was salmon?" added Happy added. "Um..Nevermind"
Naruto currently, went up on the bench and came to Sasuke face to face, "Grr.. Move it." From the side one can distinguish, "Sasuke beat his arse"
Within the commotion someone unintentionally gave Naruto a push from the back which resulted in an accidental kiss between the boys. "Oops sorry about that...huh ?"
(sfx- bang, THUD) Naruto fell hard from his seat on the floor, while Sasuke who was resting his head on his palm, slipped his head and hit the table with his forehead
"UUgh YUCK my mouth is rotting!" said the prankster. " NARUTO you moron! I am going to kill you!" said the just winged Uchiha
*I sense something bad* he thought. "..Naruto.. you are...", "No no it wasn't my fault, I swear!" , " ANNOYING" saying this Sakura started beating him up hard.
(sfx- the pretty normal sound of getting beaten up by a rampaging girl in love GONE WILD)
The guild was dissolved in laughter, all held their tummies.
Iruks sensei spoke, "Starting today, all of you are real shinobi. But you are still genin. The hard journey that lies ahead has just started." Naruto currently beat up by Sakura. "Now you will soon get missions to help the village. So today we will create 3 man teams, and each will have a Jounin sensei. In order to successfully complete your missions you will follow your sensei's instructions
Sasuke thought ' pftt..three man team. tch more people in my way' . 'Hmm.. I want to be with Sakura.. and anyone besides Sasuke' thought the smaller Naruto.
Iruks sensei continues, "We tried to balance each team's strength...
"Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha. You three are team 7. From now on Kakashi Hatake will be your teacher." Naruto revolted " Iruka sensei ...Why does an outstanding shinobi like me have to be on the same team as that prick over there?!"
"Sasuke's grades were the best of all 27 graduates ..and yours were DEAD LAST. So we balanced the teams WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT " the elder ninja spoke
"Bah.. Just dont get in my way..DEAD LAST", Sasuke said in ignorance
"Grr..What did you call me?!" , "Back off you bug"
Iruka sensei sweat dropped. The whole class was dismissed.
All saw Naruto going off stalking Sasuke, the said boy was taking a break while eating and the the prankster ambushed him. All saw in awe as the same boy who failed in the exams was pulling off perfectly fine when needed.
He tied Sasuke's body all way down so that he wont escape. All of them went with the flow as the timeline followed. The Smaller Naruto impersonating Sasuke went to kiss the girl of his desire, only to bail out miserably, with an excuse of diarrhea. The bigger Sasuke's eyes went wide as he witnessed that. "Hey ...you got me off guard just to do that .. You were and is still naive... Naruto".
"Huh..you said something?", Naruto said asif he didnt heard Sasuke's words
"*sigh*Who am I talking to?"
"Naruto, you fancy Sakura eh.. You know I can help you" Mira said in ger advertisement like voice.
"Nah.. I will make it up to her on my own. THATS MY NINJA WAY" Mira's eyebrows shot up, "BEST OF LUCK *dual thumbs up*"
Then the trio went to meet a half masked in a small room, their sensei came late, infact they were last to be left.
"What are you doing Naruto?" apparently the said boy set up an prank on the sliding door, which the teacher fell miserably
"Oh so thats how you met him...hmm.. He looks too casual to be a ninja" said Natsu while scratching his head
"Is that how he got his white hair" Happy added.
"WAHAHAA!...you fell for it you fell for it"
"Hmm... How can I say this?..My first impression is...I don't like you guys" said the Half masked man. The atmosphere went gloomy.
Soon they all went to the terrace above the institution
"Well, lets begin with introducing ourselves" said the Jounin while he sat on the railing.
"What do you want to know" came the reply.
"How about your likes , dislikes,... your dreams for the future and ...things like that"
"Hey hey why don't you introduce yourself to us first?!" said the prankster in an disrespecting manner, "Y..yeah you look kinda..suspicious.
"On ME... well my name is Kakashi Hatake. I seriously feel no desire to tell you my likes and dislikes...dreams for the future hmm..And I have hots of hobbies."
"So all he told us.." , "..is his name" Naruto and Sakura discussed in whispers.
"Lets start on the right" said Kakashi sensei.
"Kay.. My name is Naruto Uzumaki. What I like is a cup of ramen, I like it even more when Iruka sensei pays it for me, What I dislike is waiting 3 minutes for the ramen to cook. and my dream..."
All people in the guild except Naruto thought, "Does he only think about ramen?"
"..is to surpass the hokage and then have the people of this village acknowledge my existence"
The master spoke "Boy... you have grown in an interesting way" Naruto gave his grin at him.
"Hobbies?"
"Pranks...I guess" the man on the railing scratched his head "I see. Next"
" My name is Sasuke Uchiha. There are lot's of things I dislike and I don't really like anything and I can't rally call it a dream but I have an ambition. The resurrection of my clan and.. to kill a certain man.
"Hey, man you are too cold for your age" Grey said to Sasuke who replied, "That bothers you?" while he rolled his eyes towards Gray.
Gray ".." said he as he sweatdropped
"OK.. and lastly the girl.."
"My name is Sakura Haruno. The thing I like is *blushes* well the person I like is *looks at Sasuke* and uhm..My dream for the future is.. um..*STARES hard at Sasuke* OH YEAHH.." (suddenly her personality changes) " What I dislike is Naruto"
Both the Narutos did an ape like face (opened) as if his world was coming crashing on his head
"My hobby is..." All in the guild thought ' this girl is more interested in love affairs than training'
"Okay that enough for today" The hours in Tsukuyomi passes in an instant all saw the smaller naruto training with an motionless Kakashi doll and the next day appeared the day of their survival training, the teacher came late , the two bells snatching training.
" Yeah you are so slow you cant even dodge a black board eraser. We'll DEFINITELY kill you" said Naruto triumphantly
" In the real world, those with no talent often bark the loudest. Well ignore Mr deadlast and start when I say..."
The word 'DEAD LAST' echoed in Naruto's brain. Enraged, he charged at the Jounin. Only to to get countered by him and getting locked from behind
" Oho.. so you're finally prepared to come at me with the intent to kill. So you've acknowledged me.. Hehe, It seems like I'm beginning to like you guys. OK lets get going... Ready...BEGIN"
All saw Sasuke and Sakura hide efficiently except
"Come here and fight me" Naruto yelled
"Um.. you are a little bit off" said Kakashi sarcastically
" I said FIGHT ME.. The only thing off is your HAIR CUT"
The elder apparently put his left hand and pulled off a book titled 'COME COME PARADISE'
"Nothing will matter anyway against you guys" said he and started reading.
"I'll totally kick your ass" and the Genin boy charged
"Yeah kick his ass Narutoo~~ " Natsu said , "You're Like me a lot. I like you ". "Hehe.. Same here.. " They did a brofist
(sfx: punch, kick, punch, kick , kick , sweeping kick all getting blocked without getting eyes laid)
Then *woosh* Kakashi gave out "too late"
"What" Naruto looked behind "HIDDEN LEAF ANCIENT TAIJUTSU SUPREME TECHNIQUE A 1000 YEARS OF PAIN!" and gave Naruto an powerful butt poke.
All in the guild the guild went off laughing as the smaller Naruto went off flying with a pain in the ass and fell in the river nearby.
"HEY WHAT IS SO FUNNY... HUH..." he yelled "..it hurt like hell, I couldn't poop properly the next day"."Go POOP like a MAN" Elfman added as he continued laughing.
All then saw Naruto coming up with a comeback. But it got countered and he hurt himself in the commosion.
" Substitution Jutsu " and sometime later sasuke fought head on with his teacher , making traps for him and giving out a "FIRE STYLE : FIREBALL JUTSU"
all then saw the outcome of the DAY , none got the bell though, Naruto lost on the basis of skill not on challenging foolishly and got tied up on the pole,
"Here" Sasuke gave off his food to his tied teammate Sakura did the same and all three , the three of them watched in horror as their teacher came at them with a blast. "YOU GUYS..." he stops to say " Pass"
The thought of the Day "Those who break the rules and codes of the Ninja world are called trash. But you know what? Those who do not care for there comrades ARE LOWER THAN TRASH"
All in the guild smiled at the duo as they looked into their teacher's direction and remembered the mistakes they did.
"That ends the training All of you pass *thumbs up* Starting tomorrow team 7 will begin its duties" the other three starting walking as Naruto stayed there still tied to the pole "Untie mee"
The next day onwards they did odd jobs -catching dogs, babysitting, potato digging and ultimately they took an C -rank mission. The mission which changed their ties with each other.
The bloody battle, Naruto's enraged mode , death of Zabuza with respect. All saw it
"Kurama, you never left your chance didnt you" said the octobull.
"Wow naruto you got yourself a bridge.. awesome" said Gray
"Sasuke all we saw was Naruto's action. Say about yourself too" said Erza in her Dictator like voice . And oblivious to her looks and aura he let them see what was his own past. His clan slayed in a single night. All was done by his own brother Itachi Uchiha.
"Itachi, why'd you do this?" Sasuke saying while breaking down
"To test the limit of my abilities" Itachi said in an cold unforgiving manner
"You're telling me THAT WAS THE REASON YOU BUTCHERED EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF OUR CLAN"
"That was of great importance... Sasuke you are my SPARE, you aren't even worth killing, foolish little brother...If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unslightly way...Run..Run and cling to life, then someday, when you'll have the same eyes as I do, come before me".
"Thats enough I am done for today, I am going outside " saying this Sasuke undid his Tsukuyomi and vanished from the place.
"What time it is? " asked Lucy
"Ohh... Wait Its been A MINUTE?" said Lissana
" So that technique in his eyes incorporated and it does its job in a small fraction of time" said The Guild master
" Hey, Naruto" Erza said , "Huh..hey what is it?" , "Its um .. about your parents?"
"What about it ?"
"How ? What happened? I mean how did they died " said Erza in am melancholic voice.
I killed them, " said Kurama said, feeling distressed. Natsu somewhat got angry, and punched him in his face, "WHY"
"Hey, hey hey...no fighting..he is my buddy man. ...I will give your answer. *sighs* Just think about it,... if every living creature hates you. How will you be?
" I will ignore them" spat out Natsu with no time lag.
" Let me finish.. every living creature hates you, you were sealed up inside a room . No light, no one to talk to. What will you breed? Tell me"
" Pure hatred " replied Mira looking down as she remembered her past life before joining Fairy Tail
" Us tailed beasts were denied our existence.., we didn't want to kill at the first place. We wanted to be free " said Matabi
"We guys also like to feel air, touch the grass" said Gyuki
"All of us were born from one piece, the ten-tailed beast. It was broken into nine parts, US. The divinities who achieved such feat was Hagoromo and Hamura two brothers " said Shukaku.
"WE were sealed into people, as they perceived us as mortal threat due to out mere existence" said Isobu
"We were lonely none, could calm us. Humans thought us to be natural disaster. Or a surge of energy" said Kokuō
"Hours went to days, days went to months, months to years , and year after year we were staying inside the seal. Dark , lonely, angered, infuriated, enraged, hatred" said Chōmei
"All of us can talk to each other through telepathy. We eventually agreed to kill our next jinchuriki, the person who has us sealed inside his flesh" said Shukaku
"Sometimes we escaped, only to be chained again by someone else." said Saiken
"War erupted. We thought that we can finally be free from our seals. *Takes a breath* NO, we were taken as military potentials as we were trained by our own jinchuriki. To fight alongside them in battles." said Isobu
"Now we were weighted in the amount of power we held inside us " said Kurama
"Some jinchuriki were consumed by our hatred. Few succeeded in achieving that." said Gyūki
" This cycle went on and on and on. There were 3 wars, the fourth one is still ongoing" said Saiken
" This brat changed it all. He was among the first to recognize us as person. A beast with a heart and soul" said Kurama with a smirk " He forgave me for wrongdoing and befriended me."
" This pair gave me the jibbies when they punched up my face back at the battlefield." said Gyūki
" Same here " said Son
" And also hope. For the first time the seal didn't felt like an eternal jail" said Matatabi
" A masked man, who was also a product of hatred. Came forth making destruction seeking retribution in the most violent manner." said Shukaku
" He was Obito Uchiha " said Kokuō
" He seeked peace in his own way" said Chōmei
" He used us tailed beasts against The allied forces" said Shukaku disgusted
The tailed beast gave a detailed description of what happened during the fourth great ninja war. The guild heard in awe that what darkness can do to mortals.
" Woah...oof man stop,.. for now it is to much to process. Can I get some water" Gray saw a glass of water coming to him from Juvia.
" Master Gray, Please drink Juvia down your throat" said she as she forcefully helped Gray gulp down water via his throat .
"UHggg...aaak" was the only words Gray can produce.
"I need a place to stay with Sasuke and some money to buy food" said Naruto looking down
" No need I've done that. "All looked at the doorway as Sasuke stood there . He continued, " I've done all necessary things around the town. We could settle down for tonight"
The Ninja pair goes out together.
"Hmm... they are an Interesting bunch " said Erza
"Yes, they are like the sun and the moon" said Master " Erza, Natsu, Gray and Lucy tail them Keep your distance from them as such that they don't get any hint"
" Of course Master" replied Erza
"Why are you saying so ? " Gray said
"Because I don't want them to get involved with anyone of the magic council. When trouble comes the council is slow and inefficient. And when it doesn't they are trouble themselves. See their actions. Take Warren with you"
Outside
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"Naruto, can you still detect chakra in your Sage mode" said Said sasuke in an questioning manner.
"Yeah, of course. Wait you sense someone." Naruto said as they jumped off roofs to the ground.
"I am getting a feeling in the ..what to say..Gut.. that some being with chakra is nearby" said Sasuke
"Whom do you think it could be? " saying this he sat to concentrate.
" Itachi " Sasuke said looking down