Waluigi seemed to be enjoying how much he was pissing me off right now. No, he wasn't stepping on me, nor was he being annoying.

He decided that he wanted to piss me off by showing off this girl he met the other day. I don't think he saw me seeing him kissing her cheek and giggling with her.

I bet he's doing it because I didn't get Daisy to date me yet, or some other random reason. So I went to Daisy's to try and work up the courage to ask her out on a date – just so I could show Waluigi that I too am a man!

At first, Daisy seemed to be questioning why I was there, asking me if I wasn't busy somewhere else. Thing number one that was awkward.

When I asked her why, she said that she heard I was helping set up some parade Peach was having for Valentine's Day. I scoffed, saying I'd much rather be lazy than set up a stupid parade.

Daisy bought it, and the next thing I knew we're in the park, and I'm making advances on her. Every single time I felt Waluigi and his girl nearby, I'd lean over and kiss Daisy's cheek, and surprisingly she giggled. I thought about kissing her throat, but I changed my mind. I don't want to look like I'm trying to make Waluigi jealous of not getting laid or whatever.

Then, I had to treat Daisy to dinner. Thing number two that was awkward. Because I only had fifty dollars in my wallet, and I was sure that wasn't enough to pay for a fancy place to eat. How would I get in with overalls on anyway?

I felt bad for explaining this to Daisy, hoping she wouldn't take this as a message of "If we go you gotta pay too". She laughed and pointed across the street to some normal restaurant, saying that was were she wanted to go.

Not an hour later, Daisy and I were giggling at our own table, talking about something that happened last year with Mario and Peach's evening out. As if on queue, right as we were getting to my favorite part, I saw Waluigi and his girlfriend at a table close to ours.

Ignoring them, I went on talking – but Daisy kept on looking at them, nudging her head towards them, and even coughed and flicked her wrist out at them.

I didn't know what she was hinting at, so I just acted like I didn't know about her gestures and kept talking.

Finally, it was time to go. I handed my money to Daisy and asked her if she would please-be-nice and go pay for me while I went to the bathroom. She seemed to brighten up, taking the money and saying she'd wait on me.

At first, I figured she didn't like the date. Maybe I was a jerk somehow? Maybe I didn't smell good? Maybe she didn't really like me?

I was staring at myself, thinking these questions, not using the mirror to look behind me or anything. So, I didn't realize Waluigi was in the bathroom with me until I felt bony arms wrap around my torso and heard him whisper, "Hello, Eyeballs."

Thing number three that was awkward.

I stiffened, grabbing the sides of the sink and being thankful that no one else was in the bathroom. Nervously, I spoke, "W-Waluigi?"

He just tightened his hug and nuzzled his face into the back of my neck.

"…what about your girlfriend?" I spat, not trying to sound jealous.

Waluigi chuckled, "What girlfriend?"

"That – that girl you just had dinner with!"

"Her? She's just a supervisor."

I growled, wiggling out of his hold and standing on the other side of the room, "Then how come you were smooching her, hm?"

Waluigi turned pale.

"Oh, you didn't know I saw? I saw alright, I saw you kissing her and shit like that. Trying to get some –"

"And yet you decide to go run and drag Daisy on a date?"

"Well, I figured if you were gonna play the Hey Look I Got a Date and You Don't game I may as well show you I wasn't playing!"

"Where'd you get that idea?"

I growled, "You know that I didn't have a girlfriend, right?"

"Yeah." Waluigi replied, "And I was hoping you weren't going to get one for a while."

"Oh, so you could be the only one of us with a GF?"

"No, so I could ask to be your boyfriend when I broke up with Walgina."

I stiffened, widening my eyes and straightening my arms. "W-what?"

"I broke up with Walgina a few minutes ago. She seemed cool about it, so I figured – hey, Luigi's here, why not go ahead and ask him out?"

I gave him a questioning look, "Why? W-why?"

He shrugged, "I dunno, just wanna give you a try. So, us together or no?"

I stared at him, "No."

"Aw, c'mon! I've been waiting for months now!"

I scoffed.

"Please Luigi?"

I shook my head.

"…please?"

"No thanks." I started to walk out, but Waluigi grabbed me before he could and dragged me into a stall.

Pinning me to the wall and making sure the door was locked, Waluigi giggled while pressing against me. "What if this changes your mind?"

"Waluigi –" and his sudden attack on my mouth started a heavy make-out session.

**Pft. Wat?

Yes, I did take the Walgina idea from Stupid Mario Bros. on YouTube. *shotshotshot*

Also, I have another story I was gonna upload today, but I think it's controversial and overkilled... still want me to upload it?**