Ok guys again i am still so very sorry for not updating. I had I quick writer's block because I didn't know how to start the chapter. I still don't so I'll just wing it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, Inuyasha owns me.
=_=Kags POV=_=
My great plan to get Inuyasha off me was quiet simple. I would shout some things and see his reaction. Let's just hope it works because if it doesn't im stuck here till someone gets him off or he gets bored.
"OMG! Donut you need to get off like right now!" I said/shouted. "NEVER!" He shouts back. "Donut, you don't understand you have to get off!" I said raising my voice. "Pudding, of course I understand. You just want me to get off of you." He says squeezing my butt this time. I groan loudly, it was pretty uncomfortable. "Sometimes." I thought in my head. (Ohh Kagome!)
"Donut, GET UP! I JUST STARTED MY PERIOD!" I shouted, laughing in my head, so hard. Inuyasha stops messing with my butt and stands up quickly. He grabs me and pulls me up. "WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?" He yells. Still playing along, I shout, "I WOULD ASSUME YOU COULD SMELL BLOOD!" He takes a quick sniff and I start running towards the door. When I get around the corner I bolt. "PUDDING!" Inuyasha shouts as he chases after me. I run into the kitchen and behind the island with Inuyasha on the other side.
"Why did you lie to me?" he asked placing his hands on the counter. "Why are we making a big deal out of this?" I ask smiling. "Because, goddamn it! You lied to me! What was all that about you truthful?" He says raising his voice. "Well, I only lie when needed. Plus, you wouldn't get off me so I had a good reason." I said still smiling. "Feh." Is all I hear Inuyasha say as he walks to the opposite side of the kitchen to where the bedrooms are located. I sigh and walk back into the living room to finish watching t.v.
=_=Inuyasha's POV=_=
Does she really think she can just lie to me and get away with it! I thought not! (xD) I go up to my room to see Miroku still out like a light on the couch. For a couch it's pretty comfortable, even better then my bed.
I walk past Miroku and into the bathroom. I walk up to the sink and squat down. I open up the cabinet doors under the sink and grab my super soaker. I fill it up with water and I pump the pump thing. (not sure what it's called.) I take a quick sniff to find out where Kagome is. Found out she went back to the living room. So I walked out the room, down the stairs, and back into the kitchen to hatch a plan.
=_=3 minutes later, stil Inu POV=_=
I made a plan! Not all that great but it should work. I walk as quietly as I can from out the kitchen into the hall which connects to the living room. I stand by the door frame and peek into the room to figure out my surroundings. I see Kagome sitting on the couch from earlier watching "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" on OnDemand. She drifting a sleep a bit. I could tell by the way she bobbed her head up and down. I snickered in my head, my plan was sure to work now! "Now, how to approach the situation?" I thought in my head.
I just decided to sneak up behind the couch and attack! I round the corner and go behind the couch in front of the doorway. I sneak behind Kagome's couch. I heard light breathing with my inu ears and I assumed she was sleep. I started standing up from my crouching position.
When I was fully standing up, I looked at my prey and laughed. An evil laugh of course. I didn't expect it to be this easy. I mean even a 4 year could have done it. I aim my super soaker at her and press the trigger.
=_=Miroku's POV=_=
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! You bitch!" yelled a familiar voice. I sat up a bit and yawned. I heard a bang and a crash, then it was silent. I looked around the room and saw Inuyasha not in his bed. I assumed he was downstairs and that's what all that racket was. I looked at the clock at it read 6:53 a.m. I sigh and roll back over for some more sleep. I get comfortable again and dose off. Hopefully, going back into the greatest dream I had of all time!
I mean, girls, EVERYWHERE! Who wouldn't love that. There was even this one chick who was about to give me the most greatest thing ever! I thought I was in heaven when it was happenin'. I really need to get back into dreamland. Mo' hunies! :D (lol)
=_=Kagome's POV=_=
I was watching 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' kind of dosing off. I was tired and lazy, plus really bored. My eye lids kept closing but I didn't want to sleep. I tried staying awake just in case Sango or Miroku woke up but I could tell that wasn't happening anytime soon. Finally, I let my eyes close all the way and go to sleep for about a good six seconds. When I suddenly feel freezing cold water running through my hair, on my neck, and leaking onto my clothes. I feel pressure on the back of my head and a lot at head moves forward a bit.
I let a big one rip. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You bitch!" I scream as I feel the water soak most of my clothes and hair. I start shivering a bit and I get goose bumps. I stand up quickly and I grab the closes thing next to me which is a lamp and a vase. I grab the lamp first and turn around to find Inuyasha rolling on the floor laughing. I throw the lamp as hard as I can at him but he moves to quickly and is leaning on the wall still laughing. The lamp hits the floor and its shatters while making a BANG noise.
I grab the vase and I chuck that at him and it makes a hit. I hit him in his leg and a falls the ground with the vase breaking and making a CRASH noise. I stare at Inuyasha as he holds onto his leg and glares at me. I just stare at him and he glares at me. I sigh and say, "This is boring, im bored, are you bored?" He gives me a what-the-fuck!? I look toward the door. I walk into the hall after grabbing my phone and into the kitchen.
I hear Inuyasha get up and follow up into the kitchen. I walk to the middle of the kitchen floor and sit down. Inuyasha stands in front of me and ask, "What in the world are you doing?" I look up at him and stay silent. I lie down and crawl into a ball while I close my eyes. I start smiling and rocking a bit. I hear Inuyasha sigh and he repeats but with a bit more force, "What the fuck are you doing?" I open both eyes and I reply saying, "I'm pretending to be a crumb." Inuyasha's eyes go wide and he just stares at me like I've gone crazy. Well, at one point I kinda did but who cares?
I see Inuyasha sit on the floor and lying down next to me but facing me. I give him a questioning look and he replys with, "I'm pretending to be a crumb." I smile widely and I close my eyes. I feel eyes watching me so I open up my eyes and I see Inuyasha staring at me. "What?" I ask, curious to why he's staring. "Why are you so weird?" he ask with a questioning look on his face. I crinkled up my eyebrows into a thinking look. I never really knew why I acted so weird.
I thought about it till I could give a good answer. I look back at Inu to find he is still staring waiting for me to answer the question. I give him a warm smile and say, "I act so weird because I never set out to be weird. It's just how people labeled me and I was perfectly fine with that. I mean like why would I wanna be normal? There's nothing fun in that. –Kags shakes head- Plus if you have a weird imagination, you'll never be boring." I said matter-a-factly while sticking her tongue out.
Inuyasha laughed and I did too. Inuyasha reached his hand out and touched my cheek. "Um, what are you doing?" I ask giving a confused look. He didn't reply, he just turned his hand into a finger and touched where my dimple should be. (Remember she is giving a confused look so her dimples aren't out) "Talk or smile." He commands looking at me now. I give him a WTF look. "Why would I wanna-" I was cut off because when I started talking I felt Inuyasha get crushed between my cheek because my dimples were forming. Inuyasha smiles and says, "Haha." I playfully glare at him but end up smiling too.
We lay there for like 30 minutes on the cool kitchen floor. I had my eyes closed for most of the time because I didn't want to stare at Inuyasha that eould be so awkward! I could feel Inuyasha eyes on me though and it became awkward…..again.
I opened one eye up and said, "Why are you staring at me?" I guess he came out of his world when I said that. He said, "I don't know." I stare at him for 10 seconds then close my eyes again. I sigh and rub my eyes with the backs of my hands. I turn on my back and sit up, still rubbing my eyes. This time I yawn and my hair falls back into place on my back.
I hear Inuyasha stand up and sit on the counter in front of me. "Hey Donut, I don't know what to do anymore." I pout. "What do you mean?" he asks. I shrug my shoulders and look at my legs and feet. I scrunch up my forehead and tilt my head a bit. "What?" I hear Inuyasha ask. "My legs and feet are…short." I reply. "Why am I so short?" I ask not really needing a reply. Inuyasah jumps of the counter and crouchs down. He grabs my right foot and I snatch it back. "No, this is my foot." I said. He growls and grabs my foot. "Why are you growling and why do you want my foot so much?" I ask staring at him. He touches my hamstring and my ankle. "Are you flexible?" He asks looking at me. "Yeah." I said snatching my foot away again.
"Why do you care?" I ask curious. "Well, it maybe has to do with that." He says. "Oh, well ok." I said smiling at the end. I grab a hair tie on my arm and I put all my hair into a high side ponytail on top of my head. I wasn't perfect but I liked it. I stand up and get my phone out my pocket. I go to camera and walk by Donut. "Donut, can you take a picture with me?" I ask him. (He is sitting on the counter now.) "Feh." I take that as a yes and I sit on the counter next to him. I put the phone in front of us. "Wait, arent you worried about your hair and clothes?" He asked looking over at me. "Nope." I reply. (I honestly don't care.)
I put my phone back in front of us and stick out my tongue. Inuyasha is just there. "Stick out your tongue." I command. "Why?" he ask. "It makes the picture funnier." I say grabbing his cheeks in my hand and squeezing making him go into fish lips but he stook out his tongue, so I let go.
"Perfect!" I said as I stuck my tonuge back out and took the picture. I look at the picture and smile. I show Inu and he likes it too. "That's my new backround." I say as I change it to my backround. "There, you like it?" I said as I showed him my new backround. He smiled and got off the counter. I yawned and hopped off the counter.
"I'm gonna go take a shower." I say to Inuyasha as I walk to where the rooms are. I hear a grunt and some shuffling. I assume he was going back to the living room. I go back into me and Sango's room. I grab my bag and my phone charger. I walk back out and down the hall till I finally find a bathroom. I go in and set my things down on the counter. I plug my phone up even though it is at 75%. I go to Pandora and click "Today's Hits"station. I smile when "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons comes on. (I do that with my iPod. I will plug it up when I get in the shower, to listen to music. Plus bathroom in description and there is a shower curtain!)
I turn on the shower and turn to hot/warm type setting. I strip off my clothes, take out my contacts, and get in. Not forgetting to turn my phone up before I got in. By the song was on the second verse but I wasn't paying attention. I grabbed my rag and put some "Soft Soap" Pomegrante and Mango body wash on it. (She got a rag but I'm to lazy to add it and I love that soap.) I do my business in the shower, but almost out of it. I was there but I wasn't. Anyways, I suddenly hear a noise. Like a crunching noise. It sounded close so I got scared and grabbed the closest thing next to me, which happened to be a bar of "Dove" soap. I groaned a bit but quietly. Suddenly, the curtain is pulled back and the glass door is open. I scream and try to cover myself up but I'm already too late. There's already a good white, powdery layer of flour has already volunteered to do the job.
I groan and wipe the flour out of my eyes. With the water still running, it washes some of it off. I see the person move to turn it off and just glare. I keep calm and breath. "What the fuck?" I say as calmly as possible. The person laughs a bit and says, "You have some in your hair." I try to glare even harder and say, "No shit. Grab me my towel." The person follows directions and gives me my towel. I wrap it around my body and go stand in the mirror. I look at the damage and sigh. When I walked toward the mirror, I felt flour places flour should NEVER be. I hear some more laughing and I turn. "Really? Really?! YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY!" I shout at the person over there laughing even more. That's when the door bust open and in comes Inuyasha with a bat.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" screams/ask Inuyasha swinging the bat around. I turn toward him and he looks at me for about 10 seconds before laughing along with the bad guy or should I say girl. "Hahahaha. Good one, Sango!" says Inuyasha finally controling his laughter a bit. "I know right." She replys. I open my mouth a bit, shocked. "Hello?! I feel flour places, flour should never ever ever be." I say glaring at the both of them. "Great! Pranked twice in one day. New record!" I mutter to myself. "I'm kind of curious. Where is that flour?" asks Inuyasha smirking. I grab the bat from Inuyasha and hit him in the head. He falls down clutching his head. "GET OUT! BOTH OF YOU!" I shout pointing at the door.
They both scramble out of the bathroom like a huge ass turkey leg was chasing them. I laughed and turned back to the mirror. I sigh, this means another shower. I look at the ground and see a chip bag. 'That must have been the crunching sound I heard earlier.' I thought turning back on the shower and dropping my towel but I turn back around to lock the door. By now though, 4 songs have past and "Pumped up Kicks" by Foster the People was on.
=_=30 minutes later=_=
I'm finally out of the shower and into some new clothes. I smile being clean again. I had on my grey baggy type MC Hammer sweat pants, white tank top, and a black scarf. I put on a little bit of clear lip gloss and eye liner. My hair was just down and I didn't really care to brush it. I brush my teeth, put on deodorant, black ankle socks, and put back in my contacts. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks! 'OMFG! My contacts were out while Sango and Inuyasha were in here! What if they saw?! Let's just hope they didn't.' I thought trying to calm myself.
I walk out of the bathroom with all my stuff and go into me and Sango's room. I set my stuff down on the bed and walk back out. I go downstairs to find Miroku, Sango, and Inuyasha sitting on the couch watching t.v. I notice that they all took showers and were dressed for the day. They didn't notice me yet because they were so caught up in the show they were watching. So I put my revenge into action. Even though Miroku wasn't in it he will have to be in it, sorry hun. (Next 3 paragraphs is a description of what they're wearing!)
Miroku is wearing black Obey shirt with "Obey" written in cursive red on the shirt, jean jacket with the sleeves rolled up, tan type cargo pants, black snapback facing backwards, black beaded bracelet, and all black Nikes. P.S. He is not sagging.
Sango is wearing black shorts, grey Diet Coke saggy tank top type shirt, grey beanie, neon green "INTENSE SWAG!" Takis bracelet, and all black vans. Her hair was curled and down, greyish eyeshadow and eyeliner, with torquise nail polish on.
Inuyasha is wearing a grey Obey mickey mouse mouth sweater, (lol rhymed) black jeans (sagged) with a black belt, black Obey hat, white diamond watch, black bracelet with white beads, black converse, and black and red beat headphones around his neck.
I though of using my Admonitio powers but that would take a long time plus they would see me by then. So, I thought about it for a while on what I should do. I continued thinking but trying not to waste time. So I walked back into the kitchen and sat down on the counter thinking. I sat there for a few mintues on how I should get them back.
I sat there still until a maid came in. I looked at the clock and surprisingily it was 6:45 a.m. I looked at the maid and said, "Hi, I'm Kagome." "Hello, I'm Maria. Nice to meet Miss." She replied bowing. "Oh, no you don't have to do that and Kagome or Kaggy or Kags is pefectly fine."I said smiling. She smiled a kind smile back and nodded her head. "Well, I was wondering if you had an idea on something." I asked kinda shy. "Well, what is it Kagome." She asked politely.
I tapped the seat beside me and she gave me and surprised look before coming over to sit. "Well, I kind of got pranked twice in one morning and I was wondering if you had any ideas?" I asked looking into her chocolate brown eyes. "Hmm, ¿Cuál de decidir? (Which to decide?)" She whispered. I gasped and said, "Ya sabes español también? (You know spanish too?)" She smiled and said, "Sí. Soy de México. (I'm from Mexico.)" "Cool, my abuelo and abelita from there. (Granpa and Grandma.)" I replied.
"Well, for your prank for the jóvenes maestros, why not freeze mentos into ice cubes, and put them in their drinks? (young masters.)" She asked/said. "Perfecto!" I said smiling wide. "Wait, but do they have mentos?" I asked. Maria shook her head 'no'. "But I can get someone to go get some for you." She offered. "Omg, thank you so much. Call me when you have them. I'll be in there with the…the….tres chiflados. (Three Stooges.)" I said laughing. Maria joined in and said bye before leaving to get the mentos. (LOL couldn't think of anything else xD)
Meanwhile, I walked into the living and sat down next to Sango. She scooted away a bit looking at me. "¿Qué? (What?)" I asked not realizing I was still in my Spanish talking mode. "What'd you say?" Sango asked with a confused look on her face. "Oh, sorry." I said kinda shy. Miroku and Inuyasha were staring at me and Sango. "She said 'What'." Replied Miroku. Inuyasha and Sango turned to him and received some more confused looks. "How you know 'dat?" asked Inuyasha.
Miroku sighed and replied, "I don't know a lot of Spanish even though my mom is half Latino but that's just common Spanish right there. Almost everyone should know." (True, True. It's like saying 1-10 in spanish, pretty easy.) They said their 'Oh's and looked back at me. "What?" I aske getting a bit irratated. "You're not gonna attack us?" asked Sango still moving back slowly. "No, why would I wanna do that?" I said giving an innocent look. They both gave me suspcious looks before they relaxed…..abit. I mean I don't blame them.
=_=30 minutes later=_=
"KAGOME!" shouted Maria. I jumped not really expecting it. I got up and stretched. I cracked my hands, back, and then neck. "Where are you going?" asked Miroku. "Did you not just hear someone call me?" I asked him as if he was stupid. "No shit! I meant- you know what nevermind." He said looking back at the screen. I rolled my eyes at him and walked in front of him. I shook my butt in his face and ran out before he could kick me in the butt with his foot. "KAGOME!" shouted Miroku but I was already in the kitchen. I heard Inuyasha say, "Lucky." I could rpactically see his pout.
"Do you have them?" I asked even though it was pretty obvious. "Yes, here they are." Maria said giving me the mentos. "Yes. Thank you." I said giving her a one sided hug. She went to the dishwasher and pulled out two ice cube trays. She filled each ice hole halfway on both before putting them in them in the freezer to get almost froze but not a solid yet.
=_=Sango's POV=_=
Meanwhile, in the living room.
"She's up to something, I can feel it in my bones." I said out of the blue. "I know, I can too." Replied Inuyasha looking at me. I looked back at him. "Be suspicious of everything." He said, I replied with a nod. I looked at Miroku to see him looking at us like we were crazy. "Que?" said Inuyasha mimicing Kagome. Miroku sighed and said, "You two are so in over your heads." "No were not. We heard with our own ears how Kagome went to Juve for tripping that girl. She is kind of psycho. She even said she was Bi Polar!" said/shouted Inuyasha. (I have nothing against bi polar people!) "But she also said that she has been taking pills for that and has stopped taking them about I think a year ago or recently, so she probably doesnt have it anymore." Said Miroku looking back at the t.v.
"Whatever. We still should be cautious." Grumbled Sango. We continued watching t.v. slowly become oblivious to the world around us.
=_=1 Hour later, Sango's POV still=_=
Some shows past and we're getting really bored. My mouth is getting dry too. "Hey guys, want something to drink?" I ask standing up and stretching. I hear grumblings of yes and I start walking toward the doorway to get to the kitchen. Except, I don't make it.
Kagome walks in carrying a tray with drinks on them. I stare at her wide eyed. "Would you guys like something to drink?" She asked politely. I turn toward the boys to see them kind of shocked too. "How'd you know that we were thirsty?" Asked Inuyasha. Kagome gave a confused look and asked, "You guys were thirsty?" We stared at her suspicously for a few seconds before I grab the first cup I see and sit back down. The boys following in my footsteps. I look at the glass and inside the drink to make sure nothing fishy is going on.
Kagome sits down beside me and starts drinking her drink with no problem. "What's this?" I ask looking at her. I hear the boys say 'Yeah'. "Inuyasha, you got Pepsi. Miroku, you got Coca Cola. Sango, you got Sprite and I got me, Canada Dry." She replied smiling down at her drink. I nod my head and I take a sip. I taste normal so I start drinking it with no problem too. Inuyasha does too and Miroku is about halfway finished with his. I look back at the screen with the drink still in my hand until I hear an exploding noise and Inuyasha shouting profanity and his clothes almost drowned in Pepsi. His cup of soda was foaming a bit too. I stare at him like he grew an extra head. "Dude, what happened?" asked Miroku standing up. Soon after, Miroku's cup starts foaming and his explodes almost like Inuyasha's did. I turn to him, wide eyed. I turn toward Kagome to see her with wide eyes and her trying to hold back a smile.
I looked toward Miroku again and he is covered in his drink also. That's when I hear foaming in my cup and I stare at my cup in confusion. My face directly over the top of the cup. The foaming is getting larger and larger until its at the top of the cup. It suddenly explodes in my face. I sit there with my mouth wide open and my eyes closed in shock. I can hear Kagome laughing her ass off but I don't give a flying fuck right now. I stand up and run into the kitchen towards the bathrooms.
=_=Kagome's POV=_=
HAHA! Sango just ran out of the room and I'm guessing into one of the bathrooms because I heard the slam and now I hear water running. I was laughing my ass off. I was laughing so hard, I started crying. Miroku and Inuyasha were glaring at me. "KAGOME!" They both screamed. I just continued laughing. "One, that's what you get for pranking me. Two, Sorry Miroku you just happened to be here. Three, -insert another laughing fit here-"
I hear Inuyasha scream in rage and yell, "MY BEATS!" I look over at him to see his beats with only a little bit of pop on it. I gave him a seriously look. "There's only a little bit on there. Don't worry." I say tryong to calm him down a bit but still laughing on the inside. I wipe the tear trails from my face. That's when the maids and butlers decide to come in.
They all see the damage that has erupted and they start laughing. "DON'T LAUGH!" shouted Inuyasha but they continued doing it anyway. Miroku glares at me before leaving the room to clean up, I guess. I spot Maria in the crowd and wink at her smiling. She does the same. Inuyasha glares at everyone before storming out of the room in rage.
I smile shaking my head a bit. "What happened?" said one of the butlers who stopped laughing. "I looked at the crowd and smiled. I motioned them closer with my right index finger. They all moved closer or kinda huddled around me. That's when I whispered, "Ice Mentos." Then I busted out laughing along with everyone else.
Well, that's that. I guess it was kind of a filler but next chapter which I'm writing right as we speak or talk or read will be about the concert and a time skip. Remember pictures will be on my profile! Also, I'm sorry for not updating. I had a bit of writers block and then my laptop got BSOD so that was crap. Anyways R and R! :D
