** I found this one, I wanted to upload it. There. Happy? **
Luigi was too innocent for this to be happening. Was.
Today, Waluigi figured, was just going to be a normal day. But actually, it was better.
He didn't have to go to work, because they didn't need him today. Maybe they just said that because it was his birthday or something like that. Just kidding. He knew today wasn't his birthday though.
It was tomorrow.
So today was even better when Waluigi found out that Mario and Luigi actually sent him an early "Yay you're older now!" letter. But Luigi seemed to have snuck in something extra.
Waluigi and Luigi were somewhat awkward lately, having woken up a few weeks ago in the same bed after happening to be at the same bar – drunk as hell. Luigi acted like it was just something weird at first, before he started to slyly sneak Waluigi something erotic – twice a movie that Daisy happily helped make that included said man being undeniably sexy.
Luigi did it again, this time Waluigi found himself watching it over and over again out of finding it to be something he could jerk off to.
Later on, he got phone calls from Daisy and his employees, telling him early happiness and all. Daisy seemed to be hinting at something, but Waluigi just blew it off as something stupid.
Later that evening, Luigi called Waluigi. The taller was nervous to answer, but found he just did before he could change his mind.
From the other end, he heard Luigi speaking with a voice that really didn't suit him. "So, someone's turning 21 soon?"
Waluigi swallowed, "Yeah."
"Oh, triple lucky seven then." Luigi giggled, "Well, what exactly did you want this year?"
"…nothing?"
Luigi laughed, "Nothing? Did you not get what I sent you?"
"I – I – I did."
"Did you like it?"
"Y-yes."
"Oh, well then, hurry up and answer your door."
Waluigi, who was standing right next to the front door, looked at it before slowly reaching out and grabbing the doorknob. Taking a deep breath, he opened the door and looked outside.
Luigi was holding his cell phone to his ear, smiling. "Happy to see me?" he snapped his phone closed.
Waluigi just set his phone on the windowsill, "Y-yeah, sure…"
Luigi pushed his way inside, looking back to wink at Waluigi before walking towards his bedroom. Leaving the taller to wonder, What the hell happened to his innocence?