Shoutout to Michaeltheboss for the name idea

Steven had a quick month, and an interesting one. He was somehow sent to another world, met three princesses, killed a manticore, fought a one man army against doctors and guards, became a guard and killed a demonic centaur, tirek.

Steven was now dubbed 'Steven badass, god of whoop ass-ery. He also was given a place in the new godly library, as a thank you. Later the found that there was a seventh element, the destruction element. Steven took it and loved it, for two reasons. 1) He was now respected in his little and very secluded time there and 2) his element wasn't a necklace or a crown, it was a godly set of armor. Steven could actually enjoy this. Then he saw twilight walking towards him.

He didn't enjoy twilight's scolding. He understood why she was, but he was not a person of accepting a mistake. They will have to find a replacement for her element if she only gave him questions and scolding's. "You didn't have to kill him" twilight responded, coldness and slight anger in her voice. "He hurt fluttershy, no one should hurt fluttershy. Also if I didn't kill him he would just come back and attack again." Twilight agreed, he had a point. "We also never learned a lesson about friendsh…" Steven forcefully closed her mouth with his hand. "You did learn something about friendship twilight" Steven said kindly, he finished in his best twilight impersonation "dear princess celestia, today we learned to befriend miniguns and about the magical qualities of lead".

They arrived back at the new and improved library. Or was it a castle? Steven didn't know, didn't care.

Once inside they found everyone had a chair with their marks engraved into it. Stevens chair hovered and had a cup holder. It also had 2 swords sheathed on the back. Element of destruction has its perks. Everyone else's chair stayed on the ground except pinkies, as she tied a balloon to it and it somehow hovered at the same height as his. Even though the only time they talked was at the picnic, and all she asked him about was if he liked parties or cupcakes, he could tell he would like her.

They got in a group hug (Steven actually willingly gave a hug) and during it, he had a starring match with discord. They both eyed each other with hate. Discord backed down when Steven pulled a roll of double sided sticky tape from his pocket. Seriously though, imagine super glue (that doesn't dry until contact on you) and double sided sticky tape mixing. Plus being enchanted by Satan in Tartarus made it magic resistant. There is no hell, just infinite double sided sticky tape.

Steven talked with them and actually got to know him. Fluttershy lived in a cottage and took care of animals, rarity owned and operated a boutique, applejack worked on her farm (though he already knew this) rainbow dash worked with the weather patrol and obsessed over the wonder bolts, and pinkie pie worked at the sugar cube corner. He told them some parts of his personal life. He told them of how he lived on a farm how he was very emotional underneath his murder some self, and that he cared for animals and was very nice. He also told them of how he changed his name and where he lived seven times due to 'incidents' ( 3 with double sided tape, 2 with a knife, 1 with a gun and 1 with a potato and a granola bar).

The next day they were going to have a celebration for them for their achievement of saving the world, again (first time for Steven) Steven combed his already strait brown hair to the side, and trimmed his lumberjack like mustache/beard combo down to a smaller size. He also got into a tuxedo rarity made for him. He was surprised she made it perfectly, as a 40 inch tall unicorn probably never had to make a tuxedo for a 6'2'' man before. He put his small pocket knife (the one from the manticore) in his pocket and headed off to the festival.

The festival was long and like the one from star wars. Steven was disappointed he couldn't attend in his F.Y.S war machine, as everyone except rainbow and pinkie disproved of him doing so. He would have ignored them, but when fluttershy said he shouldn't he accepted and didn't try to do it anyway. Cuteness is a weapon no slayer of demonic beasts can overcome.

Steven was also dubbed Steven badass, god of whoop ass-ery and leader of the eternal bassases (Stevens personal guard branch) and he was relocated from the crystal empire to twilights new castle/ library. Steven thanked Jesus and as many gods as he could think of from relieving him from following and helping a lovey-dovey princess and the love kingdom. Shining armor was the only pony he really liked there, as being with the equivalent of Aphrodite was a burden for a murder crazy person. Love is a scientific chemical in his body, and the only scientific chemical he wants in his is testosterone. (I know testosterone is a hormone, just bear with me) Steven went straight to his quarters after the festival and went to bed, with amends to be made the next day.

Steven had a day off so he went to see his favorite female, fluttershy. "Hi fluttershy, how are you doing" fluttershy jumped when he accidentally startled her, but realized it wasn't anyone with bad intentions. "I-I'm fine Steven" fluttershy responded, just above a whisper "alright that's good. I never got to apologize personally so, sorry for the manicore incident. Just know I'm sorry you saw that and I never had bad intentions for you or your friends. I never meant to hurt anyone, or any pony as you call It." fluttershy looked at him with a small frown. "But-but you killed tirek" fluttershy squeaked, sadness I her voice. Stevens's heartbeat slowed and he felt sad that he made her sad. "I did it to protect you, fluttershy" Steven took a pause, the cool air hitting him as they stood there quietly. He dropped to his knees, putting a hand on her shoulder and looked her in the eyes. "We barely know each other, but I care for you. When you were about to be hurt by Tirek I killed him to protect you, because were friends. You are like a long lost sister to me fluttershy, and I will protect you. Everything I hurt or kill in this world will be slain to protect you from harm. I know you have the elements, but if they don't work and I sense danger to you or them I will step in and be a guardian so you are okay." Steven looked at her with a look of both happiness yet sadness. They both stayed there for a minute before Steven responded with a smile"do you need help with anything fluttershy?)

Steven spent the rest of the day helping fluttershy. Angel bunny, a normally evil rodent who would hurt anyone who got near him or Fluttershy didn't try anything with Steven. Steven left just before dark and arrived at the castle, smiling. Smiling was only seen on Steven four times while he was there. Two psycho murdering creatures and two times with fluttershy. Somehow she broke through the shell of metal, fire, rock and barbed wire and got to his loving core of his heart.