Steven, midnight and the unconscious pony made it back to canterlot. He brought 763 pounds of griffon meat back to the castle as well. (That's all that was still edible). Steven cooked up a griffon burger. "Dude, that's just wrong. How do you eat another living things?" midnight asked. Steven spoke with a mouthful of burger "yer see, you gots to" Steven began to cough and choke. He punched his throat and spoke again. "I need the nutrients as I am an omnivore. Also plants are a living thing, and you kill them and consume their planty flesh." Midnight arrow went from his regular black and grey fur to green and sped off. "More for me then"
"So what are going to do now, I need something to get those thoughts out of my mind" midnight stated, trying to restore his more innocent and regular self. "I'm thinking we go to the prisons" Steven said before cackling. "Dude, you need help"
The two walked to the prisons. Guards watched him nervously, sweat pouring from their faces. After all, over 200 dead guards by these two and they get within striking range makes the spooks spooked. Steven and midnight arrow walked along the cells. "So, what did you get in here for midnight?" midnight's neutral face turned to annoyance. "I don't want to talk about it, ponies have secrets Steven" Steven grabbed his shoulder and stopped him on a dime. "You can tell me, I won't think wrong of you. We did kill guards together after all. Just to help you I will tell you some of my secrets"
(A/N Stevens previous life hinted here )
Steven got in a thinking pose. "Let's see… oh yeah! I killed 138 people in my world, started a pizza religion with 205 followers, was relocated several times, and took down a city called Detroit, murdered 9 drunken men with a granola bar and a potato, and many others." The guard they were standing next to was shaking and sweating uncontrollably. Steven rested on the wall, his hand next to the guard's neck. Steven heard the guard sobbing quietly.
The two stopped talking and walked down the stalls looking at the ponies inside. There was blueblood in a cell with a very aggressive griffon, regular crime ponies and two very important sisters. "I feel as if an apology is needed" Steven said, trying to hold back laughter. "Why would we apologize to you ape, you harmed us. TWICE! "Luna screamed. Steven shook the keys to the cell and magic restraints. "Sorry" Luna mumbled. Steven smiled. "Good, now stay still" Steven took the restraints off of Luna and celestia. "I never meant to attack you or the city the first time, I was under chrysalis's spell. The second time after you tried to murder me was intentional however. I also killed just about all the griffons" celestia tried to crush him with magic but the restraints made it impossible to do. "Now now celestia, don't do anything irrational or uncalled for like destroying the griffon kingdom"
"celestia, now that I am king there is three ground rules. 1, I eat meat. If you take away my meat I will eat you. 2, I am now leader of the guard. 3, don't question me or try to stop me." They both looked at him angrily but one glance from him and they were quiet. "Well, this was fun" midnight arrow spoke.
Midnight arrow went off with Luna as Steven escorted Celestia. "sorry about all of this." Celestia did a small grunt. "I do care for you, but things got crazy and well… I'm sorry" celestia looked at him surprised. Steven, The god of whoop ass-ery who kill's anything in his path apologized. Had he possibly changed or started to, she had hope he would turn to friendship. If she had to tie him to a chair to do it she would.
"Why are you being nice all of a sudden?" celestia asked calmly. "You see, I'm very nice when you don't aggravate me or if I know you long enough." Celestia nodded. "Now Steven, you know if you are going to rule there is one thing you have to do" Steven looked confused. "What is it?"
It took twilight, Luna, celestia, midnight arrow and lots of guards to restrain Steven and magically seal him off in a room. He destroyed everything in the room, and used all his energy to try to stop him. "Celestial, how dare you make me do paperwork" Steven growled, writing with the fury of a 1000 suns. He heard the magic die down for a second and looked for the pony entering. Shining armor was standing in the room.
"Shining how have you been?" shining scowled at him. "How have you been Steven, attacking the princesses, destroying the griffon kingdom even though we had a peace treaty" Steven held out a piece of charred paper. "Is this what you are talking about because if it is its unusable now. And I have been good, thanks for asking" shining face hoofed while Steven had a grin on. "Let me finish this… Paperwork. Then we can talk"
Shining escorted Steven to the royal gardens. "This is beautiful, I am glad I own this" shining gave him an irritated glance. "Oh shining. When you overthrow a government you can have something like this someday" he gave shining a nudge. "Speaking of which, I am now leader of all the guard, so I can train you" Shining sighed. He could tell that things were going to go bad.
"Listen up guards, as your new leader I will make some changes. First off, you will train more. Secondly, we need to get some music in here. Third, you will address me as Sir Badass." The guards talked quietly for a few minutes. "Do you understand!?" Steven boomed. A chorus of "yes Sir Badass" erupted from the guards. Shining face hoofed again.
"Why haven't we sent you back to your world" shining asked. "Because you love me too much and because with their lack of magic I would kill everyone and the death of a whole world would rest on you as you caused it" Steven said matter of factly. "Oh" was all shining could say. "Well shining armor, I have to go. Goodnight and don't die" Steven walked away towards his quarters in canterlot leaving behind a very confused shining armor.
"How was your time with Luna?" Steven asked as crimson flew around in the air leaving a red trail behind him. "It was great, we talked I got my job back and we did magic and stuff" crimson ranted happily. "What happened with your job originally?" Steven asked. "Oh, well… I did something back in the guards and got sent to jail" Steven gave a hum of understanding. "So crimson, you like the night life huh?" crimson looked concerned. "What are you saying, we aren't going to kill someone or are you implying…?" Steven tried to signal crimson to stop. "No not that, I have an idea in mind"
"A nightclub" midnight asked. Steven put on some black sunglasses. "Yep. Time to show they how earth parties"
(A/N sorry about the length/time. Next time: everyponies favorite classical and dubstep music ponies)