Author's Note: Yes, I know I said I was planning on a chapter a week, and there are currently four episodes and three chapters of this fic. All I can say is that real life has to, by default, have priority over fanfiction

Thanks to fictionfrek101, who inspired number 49, and also caught a few of my misspellings in the last chapter.

Also, credit goes to Imagination1234, for indirectly inspiring number 57, bissek for providing rule 58, and fictionwriter28, for providing rule number 60.

Anyway, on with the story!

42- No more hamper battles.

Skye looked at the list in disappointment, but went right back to hitting Ward with the laundry hamper.

43- Laundry hampers are not the ultimate question to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This one was left without any explanation. Not that one was really needed.

44-I don't care how desperate the situation is, no 'squishing' things with my laptop!

Agent May. Spiders. Enough said.

45- No, we do not want to see anymore re-runs of Ward-vs-spork!

Someone had, in an effort to defeat SHIELD, created a robot out of a semi-sentient metallic material. A robot in the shape of a giant spork.

46- The water balloons go.

A mission had found the Agents confiscating almost a ton of water balloons. Paint-filled water balloons.

47- NOT BY DROPPING THEM OUT THE RAMP!

The rule had been posted much too late.

48-FitzSimmons cannot solve problems by yodeling.

Please, for the sake of our eardrums, do not have them try

49- Skye is to remain at least twenty meters from all Avengers until further notice.

Skye's fangirl –ing could get on a few nerves, very quickly.

Turns out, the Bus could do what May was describing as a "Hulk-Assisted-Takeoff".

50- According to SHIELD regulations, Blenders are not an acceptable sidearm.

Ward had, yet again, used the kitchen implement as a weapon.

51-The appropriate response to Coulson inquiring about the Bus's engines is not "I'm givin' it all she's got, Captain!"

52-The Scotty jokes end now.

Fitz had thought the first one slightly funny. The thirty-eighth, not so much.

53- I do not care if the AC-130 was insulting our honor or our abilities as an air support platform. No artillery duels!

Fortunately, Coulson and the Air Force general had managed to stop them before serious damage was done to either plane.

54- Just because we were attacked by a tree once is no reason to bring a flamethrower on every mission.

Skye scowled at the list "Says the person who didn't have to deal with a freaking Ent."

55- No feeding the kitten celery.

The kitten looked carefully at the list, then bleeked unhappily and stalked off to go make kitten-eyes at Coulson until he relented.

56- No, the purple super-suit with the plunger ears never happened.

This was written without explanation.

57- Do not use faux Old English near Ward.

Turns out, one of the six languages he spoke was Old English. Stark's "let's just add 'th' to the end of half the words" attempt at the language had earned him a two-hour rant.

58- No matter how many Skittles you give Skye, she will not become a "magical wish-granting leprechaun of doom."

Turns out, sufficient Skittles would drive the hacker completely hyper.

60-Operational reports from this command are no longer allowed to contain quotes from Dr. Seuss.

Coulson looked slightly disappointed at this rule.

Author's notes: 53 ties into a personal theory of mine- namely, that The Bus has air support capabilities similar to an AC-130. After all,Joss Whedon couldn't miss the possible awesomeness of the Bus suddenly coming into view, a pair of side panels opening up, and it just destroying a small army of enemies with a pair of alien-modified mini-guns.

Anyway, what did you think? Review and let me know!