I'm sorry; but this just had to be written. It's very...spontaneous and unexpected.
"No way," the boy to the left answered. The boy, Conway, wore sensible, slightly…nerdy clothes, you could possibly say. He was fiddling with his signature glasses and smiling malevolently at the taller boy in front of him, known commonly as Harley. Or, even more common, «that super annoying Cacturn-man.»
"Sorry, Con-Con, but no one beats Harley!" He wagged a finger in Conway's face. Conway smirked. "I beg to differ. The stats CLEARLY say that I am a better-"
"Oh, no, Con-Con, no one beats me in-"
"What are you doing?" Two feminine voices rang out, stopping the argument. One was a brunette wearing a red bandana on her head. The other had blue hair under a white beanie, and a red scarf. Harley clasped his hands together at the sight of the bandana-wearing girl.
"Ah, May, darling. How are ya, hun?"
"Hello, Dawn. May I just say, what a pleasure it is to see you again."
The girls exchanged disgusted looks. "Um, hi, Harley," May said slowly.
"Hey, Conway," Dawn greeted warily. Conway altered his glasses's position, slightly, making the light flash. Dawn inwardly threw-up.
"Nurse Joy was just asking that you two keep it down," May said, sweat-dropping. Dawn nodded.
"Anything for you, my little gingerbread cookie!" Harley waved his hand girlishly as the two girls retreated, throwing wary glances over their shoulders. As soon as they turned out of sight, the boys turned to each other, their cheery looks gone.
"You see?! I am totally the better fanboy!" they shrieked together. Around the corner, the girls gagged to each other.
Like I said, spontaneous and unexpected. Did you blink in surprise, recoil in disguest, or burst out laughing?
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