A.N: Continued from chapter 11, not really any spoilers. Just annoyingly short.

Hatch 13: Idiots Don't Catch Colds

"This is not super" Franky said after sneezing. A few days ago the whole Straw Hat crew had been running from a bunch of angry villagers, falling through ice in to a pond while at it. Now all but Luffy, Brook and Chopper had caught a cold. Everyone was currently gathered around the kitchen table, eating soup.

"No kidding" Zoro said "Does anyone know how come those three didn't get a cold? We all spent almost same amount of time outside and in the water after all."

"Well I'm used to cold and Brook's nothing but bones, so that must be the reason" Chopper said "But I don't understand how Luffy could avoid it. Maybe he has a really good immune system?"

"Could be" Nami said "But you know, it's also said that idiots don't catch colds."

"Really?" Chopper asked.

"Yeah, really" Zoro said "But if that's the case how come Usopp has a cold?"

"Oi!" the long nose protested, but was ignored.

"And you" Sanji said.

"Not to mention you" Zoro shot back but before Sanji could say anything to that Nami hit them both on the head "Knock it off!"

"Hey, wait a minute!" Luffy suddenly said, getting everyone's attention "Are you guys calling me an idiot?"

"Yes" the whole crew replied, making the captain frown "Even you Zoro?"

"What's that supposed to mean?" the swordsman asked, annoyed.

"Well you are the guy who gets lost super easily" Franky said "So I can see his point."

"When have I ever gotten lost?!" Zoro asked, getting blank looks from the whole crew.

"When have you ever not gotten lost?" Nami asked "Even when we got this ship you got lost on your way from the kitchen to the bathroom!"

"I remember that" Sanji mused "Sometimes I wonder if he could even find his way out of a paper bag."

"At least I'd be able to get out by cutting it, unlike you who'd just get stuck there" Zoro hissed at the blond.

"You shitty-"Sanji started, but couldn't finish since Nami hit them both on the head. Again. Watching the three have a verbal fight Chopper knew that at least they weren't seriously sick. If they were they'd have no energy for that.

A.N: I think I forgot to write what's next last time... sorry. In any case, tomorrow we'll see what Sanji gets the rest of the crew for Christmas.