AN: Soooo I've done the maths, an it's official this fic has delved into a fantasy land where Maura purchases a product that contains $920 worth of filthy fun. (Calculated to include the remaining chapters) Another stark truth, this story has a higher word count than my university thesis project...I'm not about to put it on my cv though.

December 22nd

After a spectacularly stressful last minute, completely ill advised, littered with 'I told you so's shopping trip, Jane marched through the front door into the house.

"Just a few bits Janie, it'll be a piece of cake Janie,"

Maura had heard the commotion before actually seeing it, stepping up from the sofa she made her way to the kitchen. Wrapping herself around the taller woman's back she pulled her into a tight embrace. The tension in Jane melted, for the most part.

"This close to Christmas and she sends me out on some fools errand, she had better be grateful I managed to get everything on her damn list."

"I'm sure your mother will be very happy."

From her spot behind the detective she flushed slightly, she had orchestrated the errand to get Jane out of the house while she finished preparing for the holiday so that no surprises could be ruined. Reaching up she rubbed the tense muscles between the detective's shoulder blades, watching them sag as she relaxed.

"She just knows how to play me is all. I'm exhausted."

"I know sweetie. But if you're not too tired, I have something which I think you'll enjoy immensely."

"Cannoli?"

"Better,"

She grasped a cold hand tugging her in the direction of the stairs, Jane followed on auto pilot. The back of her mind lit up, giving her just a little more motivation to stay awake.

Pulling her into the bed room Maura ushered her to the edge of the bed to sit down. With Jane seated she straddled her lap wrapping her arms around her neck looking down to see the detective's lopsided smile. Tangling fingers in her unruly hair she dipped her head to cover chapped lips with her own,Jane's hands spreading across her back.

"Hmm you're right, much better than cannoli."

"It gets better,"

"Is that so,"

Climbing off Jane's lap the doctor retrieved two boxes, one larger than the other.

"From when you were sick,"

She opened the smaller one and handed a small spray bottle to the detective. She turned it over in her hands reading the label, Maura gave the short answer,

"It's a spray that is supposed to heighten sensitivity, something that will help with this."

Opening the larger box she pulled out the toy,

"It is essentially a 'strap on' but no straps. This part goes in the wearer so that they too benefit. A small spritz of the spray bottle will make it a little nicer."

"I love the way your mind works Maur."

"Here I thought you just wanted me for my body."

"An added bonus."

Jane stood from the bed and with absolutely no grace or order shed her clothing. With a wry smile Maura took her time, making sure the detective was watching. In equal states of undress the doctor came around to face Jane, backing her up to the bed, with a small push she lay back on the sheets. Maura climbed onto the bed by her legs.

Reflexively Jane lifted a knee effectively spreading her legs to Maura, who in turn smiled warmly. Sucking a single finger in her mouth before reaching to lightly tease the taller woman's clit. Her hips jumped a little at the touch, but her soft content sighs showed a level of calm. Rubbing softly the doctor was soon rewarded when she felt a warm wetness between the velvet folds.

The detective whimpered a little at the loss of contact when Maura pulled away, but a soothing hand rubbed her thigh before carefully coating her core in the spray. Jane expected it to be cold but was pleasantly surprised at the slightly warmer temperature. Two fingers gently moved over her making sure everything had a covering of the sensitising spray.

"Are you ready Jane?"

Looking down she bit her lip, Maura had taken care of all of her needs every time. Making sure she was comfortable, she couldn't help a heady mix of love and arousal at the thought. She nodded her head slightly and breathed out.

Gathering her wetness on the toy Maura teased her entrance for a few seconds before gently pushing and meeting little resistance. Jane moaned quietly at the filling sensation, Maura's hands roamed up her body till they cupped her face. Leaning down to meet her lips with her own she sighed into the kiss.

"Look down Jane,"

Craning her neck a little she looked down the bed to see the other half of the toy standing erect between her legs. They had tried a strap on before, but this promised to be different. Laying next to Jane the doctor roamed a manicured hand down her body, tickling over taught musculature. She grabbed the toy in her hand, sliding her palm up and down the shaft.

Jane gasped, the other part inside her shifting with Maura's movements, rubbing against her clit on the up stroke. The blonde smiled as she teased the toy against her core, the warming spray beginning to have the desired effect. Jane lifted her hips in time with the strokes that were growing in intensity, she groaned her pleasure as she rocked in Maura's capable hands.

"Now Jane I could lay here jacking you off, or you could fuck me instead."

A strong arm instantly wrapped around the doctor pulling her onto Jane's front, chapped lips claiming her own. She smiled into the sloppy kiss before putting her hands on the strong shoulders and pushing herself up. Knees either side of Jane's hips she lifted herself up while she guided the toy, as she lowered herself onto it the detective growled watching it disappear with ease.

Lifting her knees and placing her feet on the bed Jane reached her hands to grasp onto rounder hips as she thrust upwards. Maura hummed contentedly as she leaned forward allowing the toy to push against her walls with each thrust, and so that her clit would rub against Jane's mound each time she ground down to meet it.

"Oh fuck Jane, yes, like that, as hard as you can,"

Pushing her hips off the bed she pounded into Maura with as much force as she could muster, she could feel the blonde pushing against her. Liquid heat pouring from her to mingle with her own. Her fingers gripped tighter to her pulling her onto the toy, listening to the doctor curse each time she filled her only to retreat then repeat.

Jane watched in fascination as Maura's hand trailed down her own body before her expert fingers rubbed fast circles around her throbbing clit. In Jane's position she didn't really feel the toy doing that much for her. Her own need coming purely from watching Maura come apart above her. The blondes breathing became erratic as she tried to keep meeting Jane's movements while drawing out her own pleasure.

In a few minutes it was fast becoming too much for the blonde. The tensing and relaxing muscles in her abdomen let her know she was edging closer to her release. Her fingers slipping over her clit at a frenzied pace as she pushed down onto the toy between them. Expletives falling from her lips, all Jane could do, all she wanted to do was watch her fall so that she could catch her.

Grinding down against Jane's core she leaned back into her tented legs, using them as a support Jane could see her hips pushing forward. Her fingers continuing their tempo, circling around her thrumming clit, with a few more thrusts Maura stilled for a moment. Her head thrown back as she cried out her pleasure, riding out each wave as it hit her.

When she calmed she leaned forward and down to Jane, a happy smile on her lips,

"Your turn,"

For a moment Jane was confused as Maura had yet to remove herself from the detective or the toy. Her confusion dissipated as the doctor pulled up and rested on her heels putting her full weight on her. Rocking forward she pushed the toy against Jane's core, her breath hitched as it rubbed forcefully against her own throbbing nub.

Reaching forward Maura cupped smaller breasts in her hands, palming them roughly as she spread her weight between her arms and hips. Rolling her own she made sure to push into Jane with each thrust. Her scarred hands dug into her hips leaving crescent divots from her finger nails. The liquid heat between them was renewed as Maura rocked against the panting brunette.

"Oh god yes Maura,"

"That's it Jane,"

The detective's hips rising to meet her rocking had begun to move the now unrestrained toy inside her. The stirrings of pleasure sitting low in her belly. Jane's body had begun to react strongly to the continued pressure against her. She pushed back just as hard chasing her climax. In their frantic give and take something had to inevitably break. Jane's cries were silent as she came, hard. Her eyes rolling back as Maura had yet to still above her.

Jane's hands grasped at Maura's back as she rocked just a few more times before she fell over the edge for the second time. Leaning forward she lay their bodies flush as they chased their breaths. Longer fingers tracing unintelligible patterns on her back while hearts calmed. Hooded eyes looked up to a tired smile.

"We should probably get something to eat before we fall asleep,"

"Or we could just have a bigger breakfast,"

"Jane, it's only eight in the evening,"

"Maura, honey, after this month I could sleep for a week. Christmas just knocks me out. Your stamina is admirable, even enviable. If you need to eat, do you mind if I just stay here?"

The doctor rubbed a thumb over defined cheekbones.

"Go to sleep Jane, it's ok."

A sloppy grin was already on her face as her eyes closed.