# 4—Start singing when he starts talking...

Chapter 4—MY EARS! MAKE HIM STOP!

Fang POV

Okay, well, i'm sure that could have worked out better.

But hey, cut us some slack! We're just a barbaric clan of genetically enhanced freaks!

When Gazzy and Angel got back they were completely out of breath and looking side to side. They needed an excuse for Iggy. That's where I came in.

I told them not to worry because I had a plan. But did I? Pfft. Of course... not...

However, Nudge, whom I have officially dubbed Junior Evil Mastermind of the day, asked when we would prank Iggy again. So, naturally, after thanking her like no tomorrow, (A/N; I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THAT PHRASE!)

I turned my laptop, Jeffrey on. What? I like that name! Anyways, as I was saying, I logged onto Jeffrey and opened up a copy of the list.

Seriously, though, I HAVE to find this girl and thank her for being the OFFICIAL master of Evil Masterminding. Without her, I would not have been able to be the prankster I live up to being today.

Quietly, I shut my laptop. 'Start singing when he starts talking'. This was the perfect one for me—i love music. All kinds, really, just don't tell anyone. I wouldn't want it to ruin my rep.

Iggy should be coming back soon. Poor guy. He has a WHOLE lot planned for him. Hopefully it won't last long. I thought to myself.

I got up and tucked away Jeffrey. Suddenly I heard a twig snap. I gasped at the sudden noise. It was Iggy.

"Hey—"

"--there. I know it's hard to feel like I don't care at all." I shut my mouth and gave Iggy an impassive stare.

He tried again.

"Dude. Seriously. I meant a simple hi—"

"--ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go!" He waved his long pale hand in front of my face and snapped twice.

Iggy POV

He knows Snow White? …okay... not gonna ask...

Fang was by far the biggest airhead ever. What was his deal? I tried to snap him out of it.

"Yo—"

"--VIP. Let's kick it!" He did this weird kick thing. How does the blind guy know, you ask? Well, it could have to do with the fact that he kicked my butt! And not in the figurative way, either. He actually kicked my ass!

I blinked at him.

"Oh, God—"

"--Bless my underwear! My only pair!"

"Okay then... no comment... I don't want to know. Look, all I'm asking—"

"--Is for a little respect when you get home, hey baby! When you get home!"

I shook my head lightly.

"What I meant is—"

"--DON'T LIE, DON'T LIE TO ME NOW! NOW I'M ERASING YOU! THROWING THOSE MEMORIES OUT! OUT TO FIND SOMETHING NEW!"

"Dude, come on! Since when can you do screamo? Not that it's surprising or anything..." I muttered that last bit.

"Forever-ever-ever. Forever-ever-ever. Forever-ever-ever. Forever on the dancefloor." I gave him a pleading look.

This was getting out of control. And annoying. It was slightly amusing, but definitely getting on my nerves.

"Fang. Please—"

"--Speak softly for they will hear us. And they'll find out why we don't trust them." And that was when I lost it.

Fang POV

That was when he lost it.

"What is your PROBLEM?! WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND L—"

"--Let me go! This hurts, I tell you so. For the last time you will kiss my lips now shut up and let me go! HEY!"

With a final huff he left me standing there, quietly chuckling, leaning on a tree.

Then I went invisible.

My work here is done. I sighed contently.

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I named his laptop Jeffrey because my little step brother, Nick, decided that that was his favorite name. So when we were on vacation, his brother, Chris, was feeding the doves. There was this one that kept coming back. I said that we should name it Enrique when he asked, but Nick goes up to him and starts speaking softly, (which is weird, 'cause normally he yells... a lot), I think we should name him Jeffrey. That's my favorite name." It was a strange day. So Chris had a dove named Jeffrey for two weeks. Whenever we saw a dove we were like, CHRIS, JEFFREY CAME TO SEE YOU!!! it was funny

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Songs used:

Ohio is For Lovers by Hawthorne Heights
Hi Ho by the Seven Dwarfs

Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice

RESPECT by Aretha Franklin

God Bless My Underwear- I DON'T KNOW! WHY DO YOU ASK ME?!
Darling by eyes set to Kill

Forever by Chris Brown

Conspiracy by Paramore
Shut Up and Let Me Go by the Ting Tings

Oh, and Iggy was about to say (at the end) 'shut up and leave me alone!" and every time he would be interrupted, he was asking about why everyone was bugging him.

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