Heyy guys, here's the chapter I promised you! I really don't have much to say up here

Zach: shocker there
Abby: shut up.
So basically I'm going to give you the chapter right now! I'm really sorry for the delay that has been constantly occurring but life does get very stressful and busy, so cut a girl some slack, eh? Kayy, guys, here it is!

#6--give him one of Max's bras and tell him it's a hat. then tie a shirt around him as a cape

Chapter 7--He's a birdkid, He's a plane, He's SUPER IGGY!

The Next Day

Nudge POV

We had decided that we would give Iggy a break from mortal humiliation.

He'd had so much yesterday… so we figured that today's a new day, the sun is shining, the grass is green, the sky is blue, blue is pretty, but not as pretty as pink, oooh, pink is my favorite color, it's the color of cotton candy which is so sweet and yummy, kinda like ring pops. Which reminds me of that quote about how you'd toootally marry the love of your life with a ring pop instead of a diamond and diamonds are so pretty and sparkly like Edward Cullen…

I think I just got side tracked… hmm… ah, yes. Iggy.

So the next thing on the list was to put one of Max's bras on his head and tie a shirt around him like a cape.

I figured the shirt as a cape part would be pretty easy, but making the bra seem like a hat… I wasn't sure how we would do that.

Angel and I were going to ask Iggy to play dress up. Angel came skipping over to me.

She just looked so angelic, just like her name. that girl is as cute as a button! But I don't really get how buttons are cute, unless they're the really big ones because those are really 'in' in the fashion wor—

"NUDGE! Will you please quit your mental ramblings? Yeesh. Are you ready?" Angel interrupted my thoughts. Good, I suppose.

We walked over to Iggy, mentally counting to 20 before the Bambi eyes would take part.

"Iggy, we were just wondering if you would play dress up with—"

"No." He immediately replied, probably to stay out of the trouble he had been in the past 24 hours.

3…2…1…

"You guys are giving me the Bambi eyes… aren't you? You know those can't work on the blind guy, right? There's no way to get me to see your silly, innocent—" Iggy stopped dead in his tracks.

By the way Angel was looking at him, her head slightly tilted to the right, her wide innocent eyes staring blankly into his, you could tell that she was showing him the looks. He grumbled something under his breath and finally agreed to it.

"Fine. What do I have to dress you fabulous little dahlings up as?" He said in a fake gay voice. We giggled.

"Actually, Ignacious, my pet, we were going to doll you up." He sighed.

"If you lovelies insist." Angel got the stuff.

"Okay, Igs, we're gonna make you Superman!" He gave us a sarcastically shocked look.

"Wait… you guys are dressing me up as something normal?" I tried not to laugh.

"Well, we don't exactly have the outfit, but… you'll be a superhero with a hat and a cape!" He shrugged.

"Eh… whatever." Angel tapped Iggy and mentally told him to kneel to her level.

She had so badly wanted to put the cape on. She tied it in a knot at the front and then handed me the bra… no, the hat… the hat bra? Bra hat?

Anyway, I put it on his head with the cups facing up like horns upon his head and attached the clasp beneath his chin. He looked up at me, eyes wide.

"Since when do hats attach at my neck?" He questioned. I laughed nonchalantly, trying not to blow our cover.

"Jeez, Ig, what do you know about fashion? You've never wore a hat that clasps under your chin? Seriously, let the fashionista do her job!" He huffed.

Angel cleared her voice and spoke in her tiny voice.

"Okay, Iggy, get up. Next part!" We giggled.

To be continued

Okay, guys, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I've been working my butt off, but sadly my head hurts terribly. I must be related to Max because I've never meant it more when I've said that it feels like my brain was exploding. It gets to the point where my light footsteps sound booming in my ears and it feels like my head weighs 30 pounds on a little sore toothpick that's ready to break. Yupp, that's how I feel. I really appreciate all of the fans, also, so thank you very very much. If it's not too much to ask i want between 20 and 25 reviews for this chapter. I know that I really don't have to worry with you guys because this story seems like it's a huge success for me (which you have NO IDEA how excited that makes mee!!! :D so thanks) but if I don't get a lot of reviews you'll face the ultimatum. I'm not going to bother with telling you what it is because it's most likely a useless threat seeing as many people seem to like this.

Zach: I think that was actually a considerate thing you did there
Abby: Yeaah, don't get used to it, kiddo.
Zach: Wouldn't dream of it.
Abby: Anyway, I hope you liked it, and please leave advice, opinions, or random slurs! (:

Love Always,
Abby