Heyy, guys! I'm back with an update! Can I get a Yee-ha?
Zach: Yee… what?

Abby: Jeez, and to think you're the spy who travels internationally… Anyway, you guys are probably my most faithful reviewers. I love you much for that (: words can't express it. It seems like every time I give an update, I'm getting over bad migraines. Goooo me. Anyway, I've been getting some people who have reviewed and giving me small bits of inspiration, reviewer by reviewer, so I think it's about time you all find out what happens to poor Ignacious. Who's with me? [[and I'm sick of claimers and disclaimers. BOO THEM]]

Previously on 50 Ways to Annoy Iggy: THE STORY

"Since when do hats attach at my neck?" He questioned. I laughed nonchalantly, trying not to blow our cover.

"Jeez, Ig, what do you know about fashion? You've never wore a hat that clasps under your chin? Seriously, let the fashionista do her job!" He huffed.

Angel cleared her voice and spoke in her tiny voice.

"Okay, Iggy, get up. Next part!" We giggled

Nudge POV

I took out the digital camera Max's mom gave us, and turned it on with a teeny click. I readied my weapon by my face and spoke to Iggy like an Italian photographer.

"Work with me, kitten. Make me love you, make me love you. Now make me hate, hate, hate you. Very nice, very nice."

He snorted out a laugh, after posing stupidly, which made me walk up to him like a little diva, (which that walk I have now perfected), and pull out my miniature squirt bottle. SQUIRT.

"Phh. Thanks, very much, Nudge, for spraying me up my nose." I walked away, strutting ever so slightly.

With the camera against my face again, I shouted, "Now, show me anger, the anger from the depths of your soul!" Then in my normal voice, I added, "Or just the anger from having water up your nose." I snorted.

"Angel, what do you think Sir Igtastic should pose like now?" Angel seemed lost in thought for about a half a minute.

"OOH! I got it! No… nahhh, it'll be AWESOME!" Sometimes her enthusiasm just made my day brighter. "Pose like animals!"

Iggy's face contorted to a snarl and his hands curled up like claws. He growled like a lion, and the camera snapped more blackmail.

Iggy's right leg traveled up his right and planted itself on his thigh, then flapped out his arms stupidly, before shaking his head and outstretching his real wings. "Talk about being a flamingo mascot," he laughed.

"Okay, Ig, doll-face, last pose. Give me… Give me fishy face!" He chuckled, but obeyed.

Next thing I knew, Iggy's cheeks were sucked in, his eyes were crossed, and his hands were against the side of his face moving like the fins or gills. However, his hands also came in contact with a certain part of his bra hat…

His face went back to normal but his right hand was touching what was upon his head.

"Nudge… why is there a bra on my head?!" That's when I grabbed Angel's hand and ran.

To be continued

Hope everyone enjoyed the chapter! More is on the way! I'm working on it now, but I'll probably have it up by tomorrow. Review! And don't be afraid to give a little constructive criticism, I'm really open with that kind of stuff. I'm going to start a new thing.

Zach: Oh boy. Here we go again. Last time she "started a new thing" I was missing an eyebrow for months! And the time before that, I couldn't talk in English for a week. Hola, espanol! Oh hoooo! Then there was the time wh—

Abby: Alright, Zach, they get it. Some shiz went down. Point is, this cannot hurt anyone. Unless someone reviews and hurts Zach's ego. *wink wink* My idea though, is to have a reviewer of the chapter! Basically, every chapter I'll choose a reviewer from the previous chapter and include what they wrote as my favorite. So, it's a bit of entertainment, plus it's advertisement for the reviewer! So review, silly gooses! [[after stupidly remembering, the plural of goose is geese... but i like gooses better!]]

And now, for your reviewer of the week..... UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND who said:

its a bird, its a plane, ITS AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH!! No, wait, its a plane.

awesome, but poor iggy. Make them take pictures!! Use them as blackmail later in the story. Have Fang threaten to post them on the blog. MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *cough couch cough cough*

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Thank you, everyone, and UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND. R&R, please!

~Abby 3