Heyy, guys. Anyone get any reviews from a buffalo? Well, I did… several. Saying that my "mission, should I accept" is to write a story based on Max's list. The "should I accept" is key, no? Then the buffalo went on saying that they wouldn't stop posting the same review until I posted the first chapter of said story. I was like, erm… what? Ight then… I got about nine of those reviews… So, I'm trying to post a chapter of THIS story, even if this is unsuccessful. Best review is at the bottom! But please, read the chapter, not just the reviews :P

Zach: You know they could just go to the review page to do that…

Abby: I know, but point is I still want them to read it!!! Duh, Zach, duh. Here it is, people!!! :D

Previously on 50 Ways to Annoy Iggy: THE STORY

Next thing I knew, Iggy's cheeks were sucked in, his eyes were crossed, and his hands were against the side of his face moving like the fins or gills. However, his hands also came in contact with a certain part of his bra hat…

His face went back to normal but his right hand was touching what was upon his head.

"Nudge… why is there a bra on my head?!" That's when I grabbed Angel's hand and ran.

Nudge POV

"Come on, Angel! Iggy does not look happy! RUN FASTER!"

I snuck a quick peak back at Iggy who had an extremely angry look on his face, and ran into something that made both Angel and me fall back.

Max.

I heard her clear her throat from where I was on the ground. Angel and I moved over a bit to let Max steam over a bit.

"Max?" Iggy trembled.

"Iggy… what in the sans HELL is on your head?!" He let out a nervous laugh.

"A… a bra? I, uh, I think anyway…" She sarcastically chuckled.

"And do you know just whose bra that is?"

"Uh… would, uhm.. would it be your erm… your bra?" Max snorted.

"Oh yeah. Give me a second to cool off." Iggy's face relaxed, hearing that Max wouldn't hurt him.

Slap! Click!

Iggy looked at me with a red cheek, and Max with a smug grin.

"Did I just hear the snap of a camera?" I smiled mischievously.

"What camera?" I walked away with my best friend thinking 8 down, 42 to go.

I know, I know, it was really short! But there are several chapters that all go together, so I'm terribly sorry for this. Anyway… review of the chapter!
Zach: *drumroll noise*
Abby: And your reviewer for the chapter IIIISSSS:

xOLuminousBubbleOx: Superiggy! (yay!)
Oh, very funny! Bra on his head...poor Ignacious! (hehe)
Still cracking up about Jeffrey, I think that's the funniest thing like ever...

Thanks so much! I quite enjoy Jeffrey, (Fang's laptop for those who don't remember), myself. (; Keep reading, everyone!

~Abby