I'm back! And EXTREMELY tired! I should probably be sleeping right now... And what I'll probably do is finish the author's note and go to sleep... then write more on the author's note... and then write the chapter! Ahh, the exciting life of Abigail. Just don't call me that.
Zach: AY AY, ABIGAIL!
Abby: -steam from ears- I told you never to CALL ME THAT!
Zach: -backs away- erm, sorry, Abby. I... I love you?
Abby: Zachary, I'm cranky. And if there's one thing you've learned about a cranky Abby is that even if you say that you lo- -sweetly- wait! You love me? -swoons a little-
Zach: -awkwardly- uhh... yea.. Yeah! Yeah, I love you, Abby, that's it.
Abby: Ah, yay, that's so great that you -shifts to angry voice- actually thought I would fall for that! How long have you been living with me and you still can't get that through your thick skull? I'M CRANKY. DEAL WITH IT. NOW JUST... GO LAY DOWN IN OUR BED UNTIL I GET UP THERE.
Zach: But what about the author's note at the bottom?
Abby: That's tomorrow's adventure. Do you listen EVER listen to me?
Zach: You lost me at tomorrow.
Abby: -facepalm- Just go.
Zach: -leaves for Abby's twin sized bed-
Abby: Anyways, guys, I'm gonna go make sure he isn't crying right now. I'm not a very pleasant tired person... But I'll forget about this if I don't start the A/N. Night, my readers! Note you in the A.M.!
In the morning

Zach: -yawns-
Abby: -grins- Hello! I'm back! And so so happy that Aleria14 is reading again! I hope you like it and now you're going to narrate this chapter! I hope it doesn't seem too OOC compared to you!
Zach: Don't get your hopes up.
Abby: And you think I'm cranky? Go get yourself some brain food. Read, dearies!

13) Tell him that you discovered this new place called Narnabithia!

Chapter 14- Operation: Fake Place Called Narnabithia!

BELL

The list that Max showed me was pure genius. I mentally scolded myself for not coming up with something like it before. Well, not for Iggy, but for like... You know what I mean.

I took tons of pictures after Nudge and Angel gave Iggy a beautiful makeover.

My favorite picture is when he was wearing the tight leather skirt with faux purple fur on the bottom and a zebra striped belly shirt with thin spaghetti straps. His lipstick was a classy purple and his fake eyelashes were starting to come off. The clip on hoop earrings he was wearing were turning his ears bright red and the blush on his cheeks was invisible underneath the red, glowing embarrassment all over his then- naturally blushing face.

Ah, sweet victory.

I scurried into the kitchen and peaked onto Fang's laptop, seeing what the next thing on the list was.

13) Tell him that you discovered this new place called Narnabithia!

Well... That was an easy number. I looked to the next one and realized that they were connected -that made more sense. Angel walked into the kitchen from the living room doorway.

"Iggy's on his way in! Commense step thirteen -Operation: Fake Place Called Narnabithia!" I held in a giggle at her silly operation name. She was cute nonetheless. She smiled at me and then disappeared as Iggy's lithe footsteps filled my ears as he entered from the other door.

"Oh, hey Iggy!" I cheerfully stated. He mumbled a quiet verbal salutation.

I looked at his hazy, blue eyes and internally sighed. Too bad Ella had a huge crush on him, because hot damn! Those eyes were enchanting. I knew he meant a lot to her, though, and I couldn't do that. Besides, torturing him was a lot more fun than I had expected... and I don't even know the kid! I should probably feel bad about all of this... Call me heartless, but I didn't! I chuckled at myself but hastily covered it into a cough.

"So... uh... wow, that Nudge and Angel fashion thing... Ouch." He sarcastically "ha"-ed. "No, really. I mean, sure, you have killer legs," I blushed and wanted to whack my forehead with my palm. "But I've waxed before... Not fun."

"Yeah, tell me about it. If they could've forced me through child birth, trust me, they would have." I have no doubt in his reply. "But thank God they can't because now I know; guys really are weaker than women! I can admit it! Beauty is pain." He plopped himself down into a chair, his head falling into his hands. I sat down next to him and awkwardly rubbed his shoulder.

"Well, Iggy, if it makes you feel better, I discovered something really cool!" He picked his head up in the direction of my voice and 'looked' at me with good aim.

"Keep talking," he dragged on.

"It's this place and it's SUPER cool. I like to go there when I'm troubled or worried or sad. Sometimes when I'm angry, too! It's a quiet place to think." Ahw, I'm so devious!

"Where is it?"

"It's actually here in this house! Ella and I used to go there to do homework sometimes. It's called Narnabithia." He smiled.

"That sounds really cool right now... Do you think you can sneak me there while they aren't looking?" He looked at me, hungry for an escape. Obviously he didn't catch on to the Narnia and Terabithia combination. Silly boy.

"Sure, come with me!" He put his finger through my belt loop and I lead him to his destination. 'Narnabithia' here we come!

GOOOO BELL! Nice work, my friend, nice work! How stupid do you have to be not to catch on to the Narnia Terabithia combo?
Zach: Iggy stupid?
Abby: Hey now! Don't go insulting Iggy considering what you just did!
Zach: -blushes- Please don't bring it up...
Abby: Well, since you said please... . NECKING!
Zach: But it was the morning! I was tired! I know what necking is!
Abby: Really? What is it then?
Zach: Erm... Uh... Your mom never told me...
Abby: -sigh- urban dictionary it. I figured this was common sense. Where did you even get that from?
Zach: Some fic said that Max and Fang were 'necking behind a rock, trying to hide from the rest of the Flock. The moon cast a beautiful glow over the lake and it was such a romantic scene that they couldn't help but start ta"- nevermind. I'm not going to finish that sentence.
Abby: OHMYGOSHEW! ZACH'S BEEN READING FAX LEMONS! ZACH'S BEEN READING FAX LEMONS! -sings- EW EW EW ZACH'S A PERVE WHO READS LEMONS ABOUT MAX AND FAAAAAAANG!
Zach: -blushes- I'm just going to leave now...
Abby: Best. Day. Ever. So, guys, reviews make me an extremely happy person! Love you all!

Love and Lemony Goodness,
Abby