Hey everyone! I immediately started swearing, though I will refrain from doing so here, when I realized how long it's been since I've updated. Um, five months? WAY TOO DARN LONG. So I'm extreeemely sorry. So this chapter was bound to be short, seeing as on the list number 16 is a pretty simple and short task. Ergo, I have decided to do something risky that I never do... I combined two bullets on the list into one chapter! WOOH! Yeah, I know, you all still probably hate me for neglecting my stories. I'm a bad momma, I understand. But, despite this chapter's length, I really hope you all enjoy it!

Zach: You are a horrible excuse for a woman.
Abby: STOP IT, YOU FIEND. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE EXCUSE FOR A WOMAN!
Zach: Uh.. That's what I just... Oh, never mind, just let them read, Abbs.

Previously on 50 Ways to Annoy Iggy: THE STORY

"Oh, of course. Sorry, Ig. Have fun in Narnabithia!" I smiled at the girl and regripped the handle of the door. Opening it, I inhaled, practically smelling the beauty and peace I had imagined.

I grinned, a mental image of sniffing the tulips I bet there would be, and the cute babbling brook that would run through the fresh, green grass.

Narnabithia, you wonderful place with such a strange name, here I come!

And that was when I was pushed down a flight of stairs, into a room that smelled like basement...

# 16- When he falls down the stairs leading to the cellar, tell him it's because Aslan and Jess became good friends and they decided against letting him inside.

IGGY

I was airborne-and not the good kind-for all of two seconds when my entire back side collided with an unevenly hard surface-obviously the stairs. I continued to skid down them until my feet reached the floor and the rest of my body stopped moving.

My mouth opened and closed for a second as I got to my feet, flapping like a fish out of water, until words finally came to me.

"Bell?" I was shocked. What was this tomfoolery? I didn't even know this girl! I heard a cute-I mean, wait, I'm angry with her-giggle from the stairs.

"I'm sorry, Iggy! It's just Aslan and Jess are friends now and I guess they kinda just decided against letting you in..." I blindly turned my sightless eyes up the stairs to where I assumed Bell was.

"What, so now it's just magically my cold and musty basement? I spat. This would be expected from Gazzy. Maybe even Fang or Max, but our new neighbor?

# 17- So they turned Narnabithia into a cellar.

BELL

Iggy sightlessly stared up at me. I admit, I was feeling guilty, but it's all for a bit of fun, right?

"What, so now it's just magically my cold and musty basement?" Iggy poked at me, and then started muttering to himself.

"Oh, I don't know, Iggy, maybe that's what they do when they feel they have an intruder. They don't like their new company and ZAP! BAM! ZOOF! Narnabithia is a cellar..." I trailed off lamely. "I do admit, it's darker than I remember... definitely less grassy. Gah, dear. Hmmph."

Iggy sighed angrily from below me. "But WHY would they do that? Why can you get in but I can't? All I want is some peace and quiet... I WOULD EVEN BAKE ASLAN AND JESS A CRÈME BRÛLÉE!"

Sooo, what do you think? Despite the shortness of it all, was it good? Bad? I'll try and update again soon, but I'm not sure when I'll be able to... I'm definitely going to write more, but from August 6th to the 13th I'm away with my dad and from the 17th to the 23rd I'm on vacation with my mom... So I'll try and write during the first trip, post the few days in between the two and then write some more during the next trip (if I have time). I'll definitely have some down time with my dad because I'll be on the sunny island of St. Maarten!

Zach: Hmmph.

Abby: Oh quiet, please. He's just upset because I can't take him with me. But honestly, you're just a figment of my imagination, I can't very well talk to you in public around attractive native guys... though there really are none... And then I'm going to Disney with my mo-

Zach: BUT YOU'RE BRINGING ME!

Abby: Well yea, everything's crazy there anyway. But as I was saying, being in Disney means zero time for myself! But afterwords I'll try and update before our school starts again... dear goodness. Anyways, I hope you all liked this chapter and I hope you review!

Love and Apologies,
Abby