Chapter 2

Days have passed since Kita's birth, and so far no signs of Paradigm activity. Ripster started to get worried as he lay in bed looking up at the ceiling thinking about what Paradigm could be doing. He then heard a small cry, it was Kita. Ripster got out of bed and walked towards Kita's crib. Kita had her father's looks as a shark, a great white, and her mother's eyes, which were as blue as the ocean, and her hair…she barely had any. Ripster looked in the crib and gently held Kita in her arms. "What's wrong angel?" He asked playfully to her. He then sniffed the air, and looked down to see a full diaper. "Oh, I see now." He said, he then started to turn a bit green as the stench got worse. He went into the baby room and gently put Kita down on the changing table. "Ok, how do I do this?" he asked himself, Kita giggled as she looked around to see her new toys to play with. Ripster smiled, but then he realized he had to change her diaper. He slowly opened her diaper, and saw the disaster in her diaper. He backed away really quickly and made a frightened look. "How can babies make THAT?" He asked to himself, Kita kept giggling. Ripster knew he had to have her diaper changed; he took a deep breath and held it as long as he could. He quickly changed the diaper and exhaled deeply. "Phew, all changed my little angel~" He said to Kita. Kita kept giggling, but then her face went from a smile, to a deep frown. She started to cry again. Ripster didn't know what was wrong. "Why are you crying? I changed your diaper; you should be good now…unless you're hungry." He said, he went to the kitchen and grabbed a formula, and a bottle for Kita. He gently put her in the high chair and followed the instructions.

After giving Kita her formula and a clean diaper, he gently put her back in her crib and put a blanket over her. He smiled as she slowly fell asleep, and into her dream world. Ripster went back to bed next to his wife, and slowly closed his eyes as well. But, it wasn't long before Kita started crying again.

The next morning all the sharks were in the kitchen having breakfast and talking to each other, Billy came out of her room with Kita in her arms. Everyone ran up to Kita and started to get all cute and cuddly around her. Billy put Kita in the high chair, and then went to make Kita her baby food. Kita looked all around, and saw her uncles looking at her all cutely. Kita was utterly confused about the world and what was going on, but she giggled anyways. "My god, she's so adorable~!" Said Slammu, Streex and Jab agreed and lightly pinched her chubby cheeks. "Hey, where's Rip?" Asked Jab, Billy looked to them and smiled a bit. "He was taking care of Kita all night, so he's going to sleep in." she said, the sharks tried hard not to laugh. "You guys keep it up, soon you're going to be parents and change diapers." She said with a bit of a smirk on her face. The sharks blushed a bit, knowing that it's true. Kita kept looking around and was even more curious of the world than before. "What's wrong angel?" Asked Slammu, Kita looked towards Slammu and put her small hand on his big face. Slammu smiled warmly to her and lightly rubbed her cheek. Billy finished making her food and sat next to Kita with a spoonful of baby food. "Ok, Kita. Open wide~" Said Billy all cutely, Kita looked at the food and turned her head away. "Come on, Kita. You have to eat so you can be a big strong girl." She said to her, Kita kept her head turned away. "Maybe it smells bad." Said Slammu, Billy looked at the food and gave a quick sniff. "It smells fine, I don't know why she can't like it. I used to eat it all the time when I was little." She said, she tried to feed Kita again, but Kita refused to eat it. Streex kept watching Billy try to feed Kita, he then had an idea of how to make Kita eat her food. "Hey Kita~!" He said to her, he made goofy faces and did back flips. Kita giggled, which gave Billy the chance to put the food in Kita's mouth. Kita's cheeks puckered and she slowly swallowed the food. She loved it, Streex's plan worked out. Kita ate her food with no problem after that.

Hours past and Jab was watching boxing, while Kita was playing with one of her stuffed animals, which was a panda with a little bow on its head. Kita then looked at the TV and saw a man get knocked out. She cried, Jab looked at crying Kita and didn't want to change the channel. But he had to for her sake. He changed the channel so many times for Kita to stop crying, but there was nothing on but violent channels. He finally changed the channel to a musical performance. It wasn't rock, it was classical. He then turned to Kita who stopped crying, and was watching the people play the violins on the TV. "Oh, jawesome…" he said to himself lazily, Kita watched the musicians play beautifully and her eyes lit up with wonder on how they play the instruments so well. Jab had to watch the show with her, he didn't mind so much as long as she was happy.

After the show was over on the TV, Jab was sound asleep on the couch. His head pulled back on the edge of the couch, and drooling like no tomorrow. Kita sat on the couch wondering if there will be more of the people on the TV. Streex came into the room and saw Jab sound asleep, and Kita watching TV. He smiled as he had a small idea for her to have fun. He walked up to the couch and gently poked Kita's nose. "Hey there, kiddo~ wanna do something fun~?" he asked her, Kita looked up at Streex. She didn't know what he was saying, but smiled and giggled to him. Streex smiled big.

A few minutes later, Streex and Kita had put on make-up and whipped cream on Jab's face. Streex tried hard not to laugh too hard, Kita giggled. And then, Streex slowly walked away with Kita…but then he went back and took a picture. "This is going on the internet~" He said to himself, and then ran off with Kita. Ripster came out of his room, well rested and ready. He then saw Streex creeping away with Kita. "What are you two doing?" He asked suspiciously to Streex and Kita. Streex froze up, but then turned around and saw Ripster. "H-hi big bro, we weren't doing anything we swear." He said a bit nervously, Kita reached out for her father. Ripster gently took Kita and held her close to him. Ripster then looked to where Jab was, and saw what they did. He then looked at Streex with a serious look. Streex freaked out and ran off in a second. "Gets him every time." He said with a small chuckle, he then kissed Kita's forehead and saw that she was getting tired. "Someone needs a nap~" he said, as he then took her to the baby room and put her in the crib. He kissed her cheek and put the blanket over her. "GOD DAMMIT STREEX!" shouted Jab from the other room.
"It was Kita!" Shouted Streex
"She's a baby!" Shouted Jab
Ripster chuckled a bit, but then went out and told them to keep quiet.

Kita was in her crib, trying not to fall asleep. For a baby her mind raced like a jet engine. Something deep inside her was racing as well. Kita was so small, and so innocent, but soon she will realize what she is capable of doing.