*BEEP*
*BEEP*
*BEEP*
I rolled of the ground and rubbed my eyes. Naruto was still asleep and snoring loudly.
"Naruto..." I mumbled. "Naruto." I poked him in the face. "Naruto!" I said and slapped him across the face. Still nothing.
"Fine! There was an old farmer who lived on a rock!" I started to sing. "He sat in the meadow shaking his... Fist at some boys who were down by the crick. Their feet in the water their hand on their... Marbles and play things and half past 4 there came a young lady she looked like a... Pretty young creature she sat on the grass she lifted her skirt to throw them her... Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck she said that she wanted to learn a new to... Bring up her children so they would not spit while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling... Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her.. Eyes at the fellow down by the dock he looked like a man with a sizable... Home in the country with a big fence out front!"
If he asked her politely she'd show him her... Little pet dog who was subject to fits," Taylor chimed in.
"And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her... Small tender hand with a movement so quick and then she'd bend over and suck on his... Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch and then he'd spread the whipped cream all over her... Cookies that she had left out on her shelf if you think this is dirty then you can go f*** yourself!"
Naruto groaned and got up. "You guys have very dirty minds!" he said half asleep. I tilted my head, smiled creepily and laughed. "I'm seriously scared for live now!" He stumbled up. "Oh yeah Lady Tsunade wanted to talk to us today," he said lazily.
"You couldn't have said that like yesterday or something?" I flicked his forehead. "Come on, let's go!"
I knocked on the door before entering Lady Tsunade's office. She smiled and looked up.
"Just the people I wanted to see! I have some missions for you guys!" She handed a packet to Taylor and I. "Your missions are inside."
"What do I do then?" Naruto asked.
"I just want you to keep training for now."
"Awwwwwwww but they get missions," he pouted and started to leave with us.
"Wait, Ashelza and Taylor stay back for a bit," she said. Naruto pouted more but left. We turned around and faced her. She put her hand to her chin and spoke. "...Just be careful... Okay?" she asked with a worried look.
"Of course Auntie Tsunade," we said and headed off
I looked in the folder and pulled out lots of papers. "What do you have to do?" I asked Taylor.
"Escort someone... Boring! How about you?"
I flipped through the papers again. "Reinforcements... for Asuma's team..." That made me sad. Asuma was one of my favorite sensei's of Naruto and I get a front row seat to his death.
"Be careful of Hidan," Taylor warned.
"Don't worry, I have a new jutsu I learned and Hidan can't do anything about it," I said a little cockily.
"Kay then you should hurry. Don't want to be late." Her smile faded.
I jumped through the trees until I reached the building where they were. I stopped at the last tree and crouched down. They were already fighting Hidan and Kakazu was standing off to the side. Good he didn't start using the curse thing yet. Shikamaru spotted me in the tree. I put a finger to my lips telling him to be silent. I pulled out some kunai and attached paper bombs to them before throwing them at Hidan. They exploded but Hidan was standing there looking perfectly new. Right, he is immortal, stupid Ashelza!
"Well, looks like we have another guest," he exclaimed.
"Hidan try not to damage her. She's from the Yamada clan, she's worth lots of money!"
"Is money all you think about Kakazu?" They argued some more so I could appear next to the others.
"Hey! Lady Tsunade sent me for reinforcements! Names Ashelza," I said.
"You met me the other day," Shikamaru replied.
"Asuma. Come on, let's get these guys!"