Hey Cookinators, IrresistibleCookie here with the fourth request!

This chapter was requested by Jet Engine and is Perryshmirtz, Argument, Friendship!

With Perry as a male human! Again!

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Perry landed on the balcony of DEI.

As he walked through the door to the main apartment, he was hit by a terrible stench.

He put on a clothespin to block the smell from his nose a bit and continued.

As he got closer to Heinz's room, the odor continued to emanate from his room.

Not even the clothespin could block out the stench!

He dropped down low and decided to crawl the rest of the way, pinching his nose hard to avoid the stench.

When he opened the door to Heinz's room, his nose was met with a foul, foul stench.

Immediately, he ran to the window and opened it.

As fresh air flooded the room, he sighed in relief and took a better look around.

There were piles and piles of dirty laundry scattered all over the floor.

In the middle of the huge pile was a bed. On that bed, the man; Heinz.

"Heinz! What is this?" Perry angrily asked.

" Two weeks of laundry that haven't been washed yet." he answered.

"Clean this filth up!" Perry demanded. "It stinks; I could smell it from the balcony!"

"You're not my mom." Heinz said reluctantly.

"I don't have to be your mom, just clean it up!" Perry yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Perry, I won't cl-" he tried to say.

"Or I will bite your fingers off." Perry said through his clenched teeth.

Scared, Heinz started to clean. And quick.


Let's say Heinz is now in the hospital with bandages on his fingers...

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