Hey Cookinators, IrresistibleCookie here with Chapter 11 – Perryshmirtz, Nightmare, Romance, requested by RandomFanFictionPressGirl14. With Perry as a platypus.

Man, don't you guys/girls love Perryshmirtz. It's the most requested pairing on this story!

Let's get to the story! Don't forget to R/R/Request.

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Heinz Doofenshmirtz walked to the door, a tired expression on his face.

A minute ago, there was a frantic knock on his door.

He twisted the doorknob and opened the door.

In the doorway stood none other than Perry the Platypus with a blanket over his head and a pillow tucked underneath his arms. He was shivering due to the cold and crying slightly.

Heinz let him in. Perry went directly to the sofa.

"Perry, what's wrong?" Heinz asked worriedly.

Perry put on a translator the OWCA had given him in case of emergencies.

"I had a nightmare." he started. "About losing you."

Heinz looked at Perry in shock. "You actually care about me." he realized.

"Yes Heinz. I do." he admitted, a blush now growing on his face.

Before Heinz could react, Perry oddly pressed his beak to Heinz's lips.

It was awkward, we could all agree.

It seemed like eternities had passed before they separated.

"I love you." Perry admitted.

"I love you." Heinz replied, giving him a hug. Not a hug of pain and fear.

But a hug of love and kindness.


Let's make it simple.

Best ending yet. Most amount of tissues used since Three Simple Words.

I've got to admit; this chapter was really fun to write!

Hope you enjoyed!

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My name is IrresistibleCookie (even though I'm not what the username seems) and I'll see you all in the next chapter! Munching out since 2014.