Raph is a nerd: Mikey, have you met Spiderman yet? Sometimes you can see him swinging around the city while fighting crime.
MICHELANGELO:
WAIT WHAT! Spidey's out there!? Why didn't you guys tell me sooner?!
*Glares at family*
Now if you EXCUSE ME, I'm going to go find a certain web shooting hero and make him sign all my comic books
HUMPH! *dramatically leaves*