Cat girl: all turtles, if you guys were sent a basket with a baby girl inside and you could never ever give her to someone else what would you do?
RAPHAEL:
Give her to someone else
LEONARDO:
They said you can't do that
RAPHAEL:
… oh, ok, then I would
…
Give her to someone else
MICHELANGELO:
Well I would keep her! How cool!
LEONARDO:
We wouldn't be able to keep her! She would always be in danger if we kept her! I would give her to April; I know you said we can't give her away, but April is like family, so it wouldn't count as 'giving' her away… right?
DONATELLO:
I would just ignore it
I know, I sound heartless, but just hear me out.
I probably wouldn't have noticed it in the first place because I have way to many other things on my mind
Leo or Mikey would have found her way before me anyways
Cat girl: If the baby started to cry what would you do?
RAPHAEL:
Where do they keep the off buttons on those things again?
LEONARDO:
I would make it stop crying, what else are you supposed to do?
MICHELANGELO:
…. Uhhh Master Splinter….?
DONATELLO:
Best way to cheer someone up is through food, I learned that by helping Mikey when he was sad, so I would just feed her.
Duh
Cat girl: To Raph, If the baby threw up on you what would you do?
RAPHAEL:
I wouldn't be near enough for it to even have a chance to throw-up on me. But if the kid somehow managed to do it, I would give the kid and the puke to Mikey and then go and take a shower.
I would say that I would have put the kid in timeout or spanked her even…
But then you guys would have thought I was heartless
LEONARDO:
Raph, you are heartless
RAPHAEL:
I know that and you know that, but they don't so shuttup!
Cat girl: If the baby needed a diaper change who would change it?
LEONARDO/RAPHAEL/DONATELLO:
MIKEY! *all point a finger at Michelangelo*
MICHELANGELO:
Leo!
….
Aww man!
Cat girl: To Mikey, If it was your job to watch the baby how would you react? Am I asking these questions just so I can see if you are good enough to baby-sit my little sister...YES!
MICHELANGELO:
If she can play video games, my reaction would be pretty happy *smiles*
RAPHAEL:
Hold up! When did we become the 'babysitting ninja turtles'?
DONATELLO:
*sighs*
We didn't…