Victoria Turtle: Mikey, is it weird that you're exactly like my 5th grade teacher? Seriously, besides you being a mutant turtle and all, you could be twins! You guys even have the same freckles! It's creepy!


MICHELANGELO:

I say the world needs more people like me.

Now if she was like Raph…

*Smirks at Raphael's glare*

Then I would be worried


Victoria Turtle: Leo, my sister it plotting to assassinate Raph. We need to stop her plans before it's too late!


RAPHAEL:

Wait! Assassinate?!

LEONARDO:

Why would she want to do that?

He's already got about 2 million other people who want his shell hanging on their wall

RAPHAEL:

How old is this little twerp?!

LEONARDO:

I'm not too worried about your sister coming in here to kill my brother… unless she has a flamethrower… then I might worry.

RAPHAEL:

She can't kill me if I kill her first!

LEONARDO:

Plus she won't even be able to find our lair, so we don't hav-

Wait… *Looks over at Raphael*

What?!


Victoria Turtle: Donnie, what is your exact IQ number? Is it higher than doctor Reed's on Criminal Minds?


DONATELLO:

My IQ is at approximately 637

Nothing to big

But, yes, yes it is higher than Doctor Reid's

*smiles*

*Donatello's brothers smirk*


Victoria Turtle: Raph, don't under estimate my sister. She may actually be a match against you in battle. And she wants you dead. Why? I do not know...


RAPHAEL:

Tell her that she'll have to wait in line. I don't have enough scars to count how many crazy people want me dead.

But if she really wants me to beat her up

By all means…

*Scowls* Bring it on


Victoria Turtle: Master Splinter, how old are you?


SPLINTER:

Age… is not a practically interesting subject.

But age is mind over matter.

If you don't mind

*smiles*

It doesn't matter.