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This chapter was requested by Ryan Stoppable – Perry & Pinky, Rescue, Friendship.

I'm going to have to break my own rules in this chapter. Back then, I said no chapter would go over 300 words; however, that's not the case for this chapter; so here the longest chapter in this story to date! Let's go! Don't forget to R/R/Request! Slight violence.

I don't own P&F.

"Good morning, Agent P." Perry's boss, Francis, said. "Doofenshmirtz has been working with Poofenplotz for a few days now, and together, they kidnapped Agent Pinky. Go put a stop to it!"

Perry saluted him and went off of, in search of his fellow agent.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

Perry kicked down the door to Heinz's apartment, and was immediately greeted by a familiar trap; the restraints.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus; how nice of you to come over and try to foil my evil plan! However, you will never succeed!" The familiar voice was heard in the distance. The lights turned on and Doofenshmirtz walked out of the shadows. Behind him was Poofenplotz guarding a cage; and in that cage? Pinky; his eyes were red and he was growling at the platypus. It appeared as though he was turned evil. Perry's theories were confirmed as Poofenplotz unlocked the cage; Pinky sprinted straight for Perry, his teeth showing, and his eyes saying 'If you move an inch, I will bite your head off!' Yep, Pinky was evil, alright. Nearby, there was an inator. There was a collar on Pinky's leash; it seemed as though that inator was powering it. Perry's task was to destroy that inator.

Immediately, Perry made a dash for the inator. However, Pinky was much faster; he easily ran in front of Perry and scratched him with his claws. That action caused Perry to pull back. The side of his body now had a mark; and he was bleeding. Perry had no choice, but to attack. Pinky was much more sensitive than Perry; he reeled over in pain, leaving Perry the chance to accomplish his goal. He, once again, made a dash for the inator.

"Oh no, you don't!" Poofenplotz shouted. She took out a poison dart and fired it at Perry. When the dart hit him, he immediately pulled it out and kept running.

"Huh. Why didn't it work?" Poofenplotz wondered, obliviously.

"You idiot, platypi are immune to poison!" Doofenshmirtz's anger rose. "Gosh, you remind me of a boy whose head is shaped like a Dorito!"

Perry reached for the self-destruct button, but a furry hand pulled his back; it was Pinky. Perry fought off the restraint, and pushed the button. The inator immediately self-destructed. Everything would be fine; Pinky was no longer evil. The two hopped into Perry's hovercar and flew away.

"Curse you Perry the Platypus and Pinky the Chihuahua!" Two voices were heard.

That was a long chapter; 415 words!

Hope you enjoyed!

My name is IrresistibleCookie (even though I'm not what the username seems) and I'll see you all in the next chapter! Munching out since 2014.