This chapter has a lot of references, let me know if you see them!
Toralei Stripe: Meow! To everyone, if you guys were hired by the FBI to be secret agents how would you react? I'd just say: Okay, okay shut up about the safety tips on being an agent, where are the walkie-talkies is some thing or another? No I'm kidding I'd take extra precautions as an agent. But I still want those wacky talkies.
DONATELLO:
FBI? Well that's highly unlikely for one o-
MICHELANGELO:
Now freakin way! The FBI?!
I mean,
*Leans back in chair*
Umm, sure, that sounds cool
As long as I get to work in black…
Or very very dark grey.
RAPHAEL:
You said if we were 'hired' by the FBI, right? So we're getting paid?
Paid to bash people's skulls.
*Smirks*
Sounds like a suitable job
LEONARDO:
Hmmmm, we get weapons, gadgets, walkie-talkies? That sounds pretty cool… but what sounds coolest to me is… A turtle wearing sunglasses and a suit…
Nice
DONATELLO:
To be able to see what kind of technology the FBI has been hiding from us all of these years would be fascinating.
RAPHAEL:
*Elbows Donatello*
Plus the agent always gets the girl, right? Huh? Huh?
DONATELLO:
*Sighs daydreamaly*
Yeah…
Wait! *Glares at Raphael*
HOLD ON!
Toralei Stripe: Raphael, what would you do if you had to lead the team while you are secret agents?
RAPHAEL:
If I led the team? About time!
*grins*
Well first off, I would make good decisions on what to do!
LEONARDO:
-Hey!-
RAPHAEL:
And then I would have my team do them
LEONARDO:
It's not as easy as it sounds!
RAPHAEL:
Seems pretty easy
LEONARDO:
Well…. Well if you are leader… then at least you won't have to deal with a hotheaded turtle like yourself!
MICHELANGELO:
OHHHHH! You want some ice for the 3rd degree burn?
Toralei Stripe: Michelangelo, what would you do if you were given the position of a field agent and Raphael was the leader of it?
MICHELANGELO:
First, scream in excitement because, I am a field agent! WHOO WHOO!
Then Second, scream in terror because Raphie-boy is leading us!
Toralei Stripe: Donatello, what would you do if you were given the position of the tech. agent to stay behind the desk with the monitors and devices to make sure the field agents are safe?
DONATELLO:
Well, I would do my job, for starters. I would need to do my job to keep the place organized and keep the field agents safe.
Then I might play Candy Crush for a bit… or maybe Solitaire
Toralei Stripe: Leonardo, what would you do if you were given the position of a tag along agent just an extra helper?
LEONARDO:
I would help!
… and maybe show Raph what it feels like to have a rebel in the group
*smirks*
RAPHAEL:
You would end up getting fired
LEONARDO:
…
Darn it.
Toralei Stripe: April, What would you do if you were the charmer agent you going to the parties and "persuading" the bad guys to tell you were the valuable item is that they stole? Oh yeah then you get to use your ninja skills to beat them up after they tell you the codes, the place, the person, e.c.t.
APRIL:
Oh! I would do the good cop, bad cop thing! I would come in all sweet and innocent and then suddenly turn into this freaking awesome ninja cop who's looking for some answers!
I might even do the 'Hot cop' routine too *smiles*
Toralei Stripe: Casey, what would you do if your job was to stay home and not worry about it? Oh all right fine I'll be fair Casey what would you do if you were given the position of handing/using the guns, bombs, laser mind fields, e.c.t
CASEY:
*laughs*
Are you sure you want to give me THAT job? The first thing that pops into my mind when you say 'bombs, lasers, mind fields, etc.' is: I wonder what that thing would look like blown up…
*smirks*
I'm lovin this job already
Toralei: To everyone, what would you do if you found out that the bad guy was the person who hired you?! Dumb question I'd kick his sorry butt all the way to the lost world! But maybe you guys would do something better than that to him. (Smiley face with fangs.) Thanks, Toralei Stripe (Humble and horrific student at monster high.)
RAPHAEL:
Only to the lost world? I would kick his sorry butt to Narnia, around, and back again! Twice! NO Three times!
LEONARDO:
I'd deceive a deceiver!
I just need a cool catchphrase to do it with…
DONATELLO:
I would hack into his main computer system and infiltrate his plans! I would also make sure that his high score on Flappy Bird wasn't higher than a 2! *Laughs maniacally*
Take that you evil scum!
MICHELANGELO:
I would eat a doughnut! Right in front of him!
And get this! I wouldn't share! I would eat every single bite! Even the glaze off my fingers, and he would get zip, zero, NOTHING!
Ha! Take that you loser! Taste the sour taste of sore loserly! That's right! Go eat your broccoli! I'll be here eating this DOUGHNUT!