Ok, let me just quickly stop hyperventilating! Guess what! Guess! Like right now! Ok I'll tell you! I'M CAUGHT UP WITH ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS! AHHHHH! I took me FOREVER to write all of this... BUT I DID IT!
Now, if somehow, I didn't answer a question you asked, I probably lost it in all of the many questions I had, so just send it again and I'll make sure to get to it this time!
Hope you enjoy because this is a very VERY long chapter!
I DON'T OWN TMNT!
Enjoy! :D
Guest: turtles, are you biologically related? I mean, there was no obvious indication that you came from the same 'nest'. You could be from different broods, or whatever they are called.
DONATELLO:
We are the breed of the red-eyed slider turtles. We have the same-
MICHELANGELO:
Of course we're all related! We have the same dad! And the same mom! *Hugs empty and broken mutagen canister*
Mom…
DONATELLO:
That's not how it works-
MICHELANGELO:
And we all look alike… except for Raph… he's ugly.
But we're all mutant turtles. So we have to be related
DONATELLO:
We might not-
MICHELANGELO:
And these guys are the only brothers that I know and have… so we… have to be biolo-la-gi-cally related
DONATELLO:
*opens mouth to protest* *closes it*
*smiles*
We must be.
Turtleneck: Hi April when did you and Irma meet? And if so, when?
APRIL:
I remember it like it was yesterday.
~FLASHBACK~
FIRST GRADE
A young girl with red hair was eating lunch by herself in the over-crowded lunch room. She bit into her sandwich as she watched friends giggle about something like My Little Pony or Pokémon cards.
"Can I sit here?" A small girl with dark hair and glasses asked.
April scooted over "Sure." Was all that she said, and then looked away. It was quiet for a couple of minutes before the little girl next to April squealed.
"OH! There he is! Isn't he cute?!" She squeaked.
April looked up as a small boy ran out the recess doors with his friends "Josh?" April asked
The girl nodded "Isn't he dreamy? He's going to be my boyfriend."
"Ew! Gross!" April said "Don't you know he has cooties?!"
Irma raised an eyebrow "You're weird" She stated, and then laughed "I like you! You're my best friend now"
April smiled "Ok" She replied "But we can't touch the boys. Ok?"
~END OF FLASHBACK~
APRIL:
You never did get together with Josh… did you?
IRMA:
*Laughs loudly*
*laugh slowly dies down*
….
No
Thegirlwholived: Hey April do you find it awkward that the two main guys we ship you with have dental problems.
APRIL:
That's your guys' problem…
But sometimes I get shipped with Raph.
RAPHAEL:
…
*Eyes widen*
WAIT! WHAT?!
Guest: Karai, why do you wear so much makeup?
TORI:
*holds up pointer finger*
The more make-up a woman wears, the more evil she has to hide.
KARAI:
Shut up! That's not the reason!
TORI:
oh yeah? What's the reason then?
KARAI:
…
It makes me look tough
Guest: Shredder, there are more fish in the sea.
SHREDDER:
I do not need to answer this. Especially not for scum like you.
More Fish in the sea?! What do you take me for? A COWARD?!
Hamato Yoshi shall pay for taking my Tang Shen!
*The blades on his gauntlet grow*
Any more questions?!
Slytheif: *a baby walks in and hugs everyone including Casey. When the baby leaves it has April's tessen, Casey's hockey mask, Leo's space hero action figure, Raph's comic, Donnie's laptop, and Mikey's pizza box*
MICHELANGELO:
Awwww! That was a cute baby!
*smiles*
*looks around*
*Starts hyperventilating*
LEONARDO:
Mikey? Mikey!? What's wrong?
MICHELANGELO:
M-m-m-my…. MY PIZZA!
*Runs out of room after the baby*
RAPHAEL:
Hey! I think that kid took my comic too!
CASEY:
Why that little…
LEONARDO:
MY ACTION FIGURE!
*Everyone runs out of room*
I'M COMING CAPTAIN RYAN!
Pretty Werewolf: To Mikey: (Whispers) Hey Mikey wanna help me prank Raphael? Yes? Okay if you do then here's the plan: When Raphael is asleep I'll tie a rope on the handle of a red bucket filled with cold water above his bed. Then I'll set his alarm clock ahead and scatter a bunch of fake spiders and cockroaches with little bits of ice cream cones and red food coloring in the insides of them on his floor. Then the next thing we'll do is I'll create a fuse problem in his bedroom light bulb so it won't come on when he tries to turn the switch on. Then I'll lock his door so he can't get out. Then I'll make a homemade giant sized cockroach suit so you and I will fit in it and we will walk up to Raphael all zombie like scaring the shell out of him! So what do ya say? See ya later mates Pretty Werewolf
MICHELANGELO:
That is so mean!
…
Let's do it! *laughs evily*
~later, in the early hours of morning~
*a scream echoes throughout the lair. Awakening Leonardo from meditation*
LEONARDO:
*Sighs*
MIKEY!
Good Karang: To the one's that call themselves the turtles: Karang asks turtles what they plan on doing next to Karang that Karang ask about. Karang are waiting for turtles to come by and take what is called an infant from Karang. Karang doesn't want what is called project X Karang will dispose of mutant infant by death if turtles do not except the mutant infant from Karang. Karang want nothing to do with mutant infant it is a failed project Karang will kill mutant infant if the ones that call themselves the turtles won't take the mutant infant from Karang. From, Good Karang.
MICHELANGELO:
There's a good Kraang?
APRIL:
That doesn't matter! There is an infant in danger! Go save it!
*Starts to push turtles towards exit*
Shoo! Shoo!
*Turtles exit lair*
And don't come back until you have a cute baby with you! IT BETTER BE CUTE!
Abbie rocks: Hello everyone did you miss me? Anyways how would all of you react if Leo was extremely hurt and no one got to him in time and he died? Yes Leo this also applies to you. How do YOU think everyone would react?
LEONARDO:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! DIED?!
MICHELANGELO:
Totally bummer dude! You were such an awesome brother man!
*Sniffs and rubs at his eyes*
I'm gonna miss you, leader dude!
DONATELLO:
They don't know how they would react because it hasn't actually happened. So therefore, my brother's cannot actually tell us how they would act.
I… on the other hand…. I would mourn... a lot
RAPHAEL:
*Gives Donatello a sad look*
Like Don said… I don't know how I would react. I would be pretty sad, I guess….
LEONARDO:
*Smiles*
You would?
RAPHAEL:
I mean! Uhh….
*Sighs*
Yeah, I would…
Love addict: Everyone, do you think I'm pretty? *wide eyes and small voice*
APRIL:
You're beautiful
CASEY:
Aren't you that one girl who threatened me… like a lot?
Yeah! You are! *Narrows eyes*
In that case… you're NOT pretty
*April slugs him on the arm*
MICHELANGELO:
Of course you're pretty! Every girl is!
RAPHAEL:
What Mikey said
DONATELLO:
Uhhh, yeah, sure
*Looks over at April*
You're very beautiful
LEONARDO:
Pretty cute… yep
Love Addict: Leo, what would happen if you caught Karai and Raph kissing?
RAPHAEL:
You think that I would kiss her?! You're nut-so mad! You're crazy! You just plain-
LEONARDO:
*Holds up hand*
Thank you Raphael, but I got this one.
I would scold him
RAPHAEL:
Scold me?! For what? For stealin your girl?
LEONARDO:
No! For kissing at such a young age!
Love Addict: Don, ya know... The Kraang could turn you all into little kids and train you to work for them. You might not even know it happened so you all wouldn't be able to know it was wrong! Did I blow your mind with my logic?
DONATELLO:
…. Master Splinter would just save us… right?
OK! I don't know!
…
The Kraang aren't that smart anyways….
Love Addict: Raph, if you couldn't use your sais and you were forced to use a weapon what would it be?
RAPHAEL:
A Manrikigusari. It would have an extended chain though because I'm better with ones that have a longer hitting distance.
I used one in my Nightwatcher days when I wasn't using my Sai.
Love Addict: Mikey, what would happen if you got a girlfriend cuz my sis (I think ya know her. She is Abbie Rocks) would be your dream girl. She is funny, crazy, loves adventure, loves skateboarding, fave food is pizza, loves video games, and you're her fave turtle.
MICHELANGELO:
She sounds awesome! We'd be great friends!
But I don't know about my dream girl… the only girl I've ever dreamed about was this fat lady who kept eating all my pizza! And after she ate all my pizza, she kidnapped Leo!
Who does that?!
Love Addict: Casey, Do you think I have angry issues? Cuz everyone I threaten says I do.
CASEY:
Ha, that's exactly what happens to Raph! But whenever I threaten someone they say "Whoa! Villigant!"
It's stupid
But… If you're admitting you have anger issues, I don't think you really do, I think you just want them. Which just sounds idiotic to me.
Love Addict: April, JUST CHOOSE DONNIE ALREADY! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU LIKE HIM AND HE LIKES YOU TO BUT HE IS WAY TOO BIG OF A WHIMP TO ASK YOU OUT! WHAT DO YOU THINK ALL THE RANDOM THINGS HE SAYS ARE?! 'Ever tried to freeze a banana' GOODNESS WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS TRYING TO DO!?
APRIL:
… I thought he was just being his curious self… I mean… who freezes bananas? …. He does apparently.
But I can choose who I want too!
…There's this really cute kid named Jonathan at my school…
IRMA:
Tall Jonathan?
APRIL:
Yeah…
IRMA:
No! He's MINE!
Love Addict: Master S: *serious look* you are being forced to choose your favorite son. Who is it? The boys will not be in the room OR LISTENING (hint hint boys)
SPLINTER:
I do not have a favorite. I love my sons equally… with equality.
MICHELANGELO:
*Voice is muffled from closed door*
What did he say? I'm pretty sure he said Michelangelo…
SPLINTER:
*sighs*
I need to go over stealth again in training…
Mrs. Hamato: Ya know master splinter in the movie Mulan you remind me of her dad. Yes I still watch Disney princesses but I love Mulan because she stands tall and proves her worth as a warrior. That was off topic... *shakes head* but yeah you remind me of him master splinter *bows with respect*
SPLINTER:
May I ask why I remind you of him?
Is it because he cannot walk without his cane?
Or because of his old age?
Hmmmm?
I am no boys love: To Raphael: (Looks down sadly.) I'm...I'm sorry Raph...It's just...it's just everyone wants you to love others and what's wrong with that? I thought you guys fought those bad guys is because you love people and want to protect them...right? (tears stream down her face.) I thought you liked Megan fox you... (sniff.) you said she was pretty and you liked her so I thought you'd like for me to write that...that's all. You do love your father and your brothers...right? You said you don't like it when people make you love others but what about the city? What about your family? (Starts crying.) I thought you...(sniff.) loved Spike! (Crying.) What about him you loved Spike! (Crying louder.) (Half hour.) Thanks, I am no boys love
RAPHAEL:
*Hands Mikey his Sai*
Just put me out of my misery…
Look, you guys, you're all making me seem like a big softie with all of this lovey dovey stuff. But all I really want to do is go out and make some guys nose bleed!
Luigiboy100:Mikey who is your favorite mutant of your family?
MICHELANGELO:
Icecream kitty!
*Splinter raises an eyebrow*
I-I mean… Master Splinter… Duh!
*Splinter chuckles*
Madelyn: To Leonardo: Dear Mr. Turtle, How are you? Mrs. Sparkling hair ( My doll.) misses you. She wants to know when we can have a tea party again. My daddy and I moved after Mr. Red masked turtle and Mr. Bad turtle fell through the building. Daddy says he is worried that it will happen again is this true? Is Mr. Red turtle okay? Did Mr. Bad turtle die? Mrs. Sparkling hair and I really enjoyed our latest tea party can you come over and have a spot of tea with us? Pardon my asking but what was the importance of the green glowing lamp Mr. Turtle? To Raphael: Dear Mr. Red turtle, how are you? Did Mr. Bad turtle hurt you? If he did will you be okay? Do you want to join Mr. Turtle and I for tea party? Please come Mrs. Sparkling hair wants to meet you. Pretty please. Thank you, Madelyn
LEONARDO:
Hello Madelyn! I'm very good, thank you. I hope you are doing well too.
I… uhh.. maybe we could have another tea party. I would have to find a free day in my schedule.
I'm very sorry that Raph- I mean, Mr. Red and … Mr. Bad, broke your home. But yes, Mr. Red is ok. A little scratches is all. Mr. Bad did not die though. BUT DON'T WORRY! You're in no danger! We'll protect you!
The glowing green lamp? Oh, well, ummm, it's a special drink just for turtles, like me… JUST for turtles, no one else! Ok?
Maybe… *Smiles* a spot of tea would be fun… yes?
RAPHAEL:
*Grumbles to Leo*
Do I have to?!
LEONARDO:
*whispers back*
Just do it!
RAPHAEL:
Alright… alright, so ummm… I'm good, thanks… Mr. uhh Bad turtle didn't hurt me. Just a scratch, ya know?
Uh… A tea party, with you and Leo? Well I don't really-
*Leonardo elbows Raphael in the side*
Sure, tea sounds fun *Raphael rubs his side while glaring at Leonardo*
TORI:
Just wanted to quickly let everyone know, that if you liked this Madelyn and Turtles message thing. There is an awesome story called "My Mr. Turtle" That I'm following and I really insist you read it! Hope you guys like it too!
El Zorro: Mikey, have u watched the movie jaws?
And you should use the theme song, it's cool when it comes out of nowhere and that scares people
MICHELANGELO:
I love that movie! And I use that song all the time! But… it's kinda hard to sneak up on people when they can hear you singing it….
Gicky: So if you were stuck with Wakko, Yakko and Dot warner from Animaniacs for a day what would you do?
RAPHAEL:
Wait, we're stuck with them? Oh-oh, you don't want to KNOW what I would do!
MICHELANGELO:
*starts laughing* I would love to hang out with those crazy dudes! We would become the coolest quartet ever!
LEONARDO:
I would meditate until the left. I already have to deal with one Mikey, I don't need four.
DONATELLO:
I probably be trying to keep them out of my lab the whole time. They better not touch my spiny chair!
KitKatKitty233: Raph and Megan Fox Cutest Couple Ever (kissey face)
Oh and quit being a cry baby ,u know love well find u one day Raph
RAPHAEL:
No! I will die ALONE!
*Leonardo rolls his eyes and sighs*
Raph J: Back off Donnie! Casey and April belong together! Boo 2 Apritello! Don't mess with true love!
CASEY:
'Bout time! Finally! Someone on my side! Wooo!
Raph J: Hey Casey ignore all those jerks who hate you. They're idiots. ur MY favorite non-turtle TMNT character! (Raphs my fav turtle)
CASEY:
I'm liking this girl. She's flippin awesome an' that's sayin somethin comin from me!
Raph J: Hey Casey, no offense but you are U-G-L-Y. And why are you missing, like, 4 teeth? And what's with the whole 'being afraid of rats' thing?
CASEY:
… You went from my like list to my neutral list like *snaps fingers* that
Its not my fault that a kid hit a puck at me when I didn't have my mouth guard in! … Ok, it was somewhat my fault… And its only 3 teeth!
And don't even get me started on those nasty little vermin!
Raph J: Hey Raph will you marry me? Please? I think ur hotter than Jack Frost, Flynn Rider and the new version of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III combined!
APRIL:
*gasps*
Raph! Those are some pretty hot guys! This girl is saying something!
RAPHAEL:
… I'm just a teenager guys… I wasn't even thinking about marriage, especially since all of you are already doin that for me…
Ugh…
This is all just too much!
I…I-I… I NEED TO PUNCH!
Raph J: have you guys seen smosh? who do you like better, Anthony or Ian? whats ur fav Smosh video on youtube?
LEONARDO:
We've never seen those… but we looked it up before replying to this, and let me just say… I'm confused
RAPHAEL:
The first one we watched was a weird Jet Ski one I guess… They were sittin on each other and playin a video game… those guys are just complete dorks.
DONATELLO:
Don't know if Ian or if Anthony is my favorite because I didn't know who is who… There were all just a bunch of weirdo's to me.
MICHELANGELO:
They were pretty funny… but someone really needs to wash their mouths out with soup.
Raph J: Hey Mikey do you think you'd be BFFs with Nightcrawler if you met him? he luvs pranks too! and he's a good fencer.
MICHELANGELO:
What Nightcrawler are you talking about? I know there was an old band called 'The NightCrawlers'
And then there was that weird blue guy from… I think my X-man comics…
He had a weird tail… and kinda reminded me of Michael Jackson…
And was blue…
Raph J: have any of you seen Les Miserables? Do you like it or do you prefer the happier musicals like, Grease, or Hairspray?
LEONARDO:
I think I can speak for all of us when I say we prefer the happier musicals.
RAPHAEL:
Except for me. You can't say nothin for me.
MICHELNAGELO:
Aw! Does Raphie like Le Mis?
RAPHAE:
No. All of it is just junk to me.
I say we go and watch a wrestling match.
Raph J: Hey Splinter, why do you let your teenaged sons run around in public, late at night WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON? Do you WANT to win the 'Bad Parent Of The Year' Award?
SPLINTER:
They are wearing masks… yes?
Their shells are cover enough.
TORI:
Plus, if he made them were shirts, we wouldn't be able to see their amazing muscles!
SPLINTER:
…
Next time… I will send them with clothes…
Raph J: if you could have a mom, who would you want it to be?
DONATELLO:
I don't know… Whoever it is, I hope she can bake cookies
MICHELANGELO:
And pie! Lots of pie! PIZZA PIE!
Mmmmmmmm Pizza pie.
She also has to be pretty! And awesome. And fun. And she has to smile a lot!
RAPHAEL:
And she can't be all girly, like April. She has to be able to like sports and stuff too.
LEONARDO:
She would have to stay cool and collected, and always loving.
SPLINTER:
I believe you are forgetting something, my sons
LEONARDO:
What's that, Master Splinter?
SPLINTER:
She will need to be able to stay sane while raising four mutant turtles.
Raph J: Dear Slash,
DIE! A PAINFUL DEATH! NOW!
Sincerely, Raph's future wife
SLASH:
HOW ABOUT YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH! JUST JUMP OFF A BUILDING WITH A ROPE AROUND YOUR NE-
RAPHAEL:
Whoa, man! Calm down!
SLASH:
Calm?! … Calm, I am calm…
…
I HOPE THAT YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU AND FORGETS TO FFED-
Slash had to be … restrained…
Have a nice day! :)
Raph J: hey Leo, space heroes is just a lame knock off of star trek. Deal with it. you annoy me in TMNT 2012, go meditate or something like 2003 Leo does
LEONARDO:
Ok… ouch.
But please, Space hero's is a great show! But you wouldn't understand…
Deal with it.
Raph J: hey Leo, get over Karai already. She's a bad word, find someone better.
LEONARDO:
I am over Karai!
*Scoffs*
Gosh
…
Yeah… way over her…
Raph J: hey Raph, if you met, fell in love with and married a girl, and then she and your 3 year old daughter were captured by the shredder, and he killed your wife and almost killed your daughter, how would you react? (be honest, I'm in the middle of writing a fanfic about this, and I've got writers block)
RAPHAEL:
Ok… honesty.
Uh, I would be pretty ticked. They killed my… uh wife, and almost my daughter! What the heck! I wouldn't be ticked!
I would be blood-thirsty mad!
Shredder would freakin pay! Are you kidding me! He would be dead a hundred times over!
… *coughs*
But that's of course, if it actually happened
Raph J: what do you guys think of Jack Sparrow?
TORI:
*Screams and starts to jump up and down*
MICHELNAGELO:
Jack Sparrow is super awesome! I want to be a pirate because of him!
LEONARDO:
He's pretty funny! You can't stop laughing when watching him.
RAPHAEL:
Yeah, he always acts like his drunk
DONATELLO:
He is one of the best fictional characters out there.
*Tori is still screaming*
*… she's turning a bit red…*
Raph J: Hey Karai, your hairdo is messed up. and it sux. why the heck is it half black and half blond? and whats with the red eyemakeup? (btw, shredder killed your mom and lied 2 you all your life. get over it. Splinter is your dad. double get over it.)
KARAI:
*Pulls out swords*
Let's hear you say all of those thing again to my face.
Cause when I'm done with you, you're not going to have one.
Raph J: Hey shredder, just turn Fishface into sushi already, he deserves it.
SHREDDER:
Do not tell me what to do! I give the commands here!
…
*Whispers to foot ninja*
Bring in Xever… and the chef.
Raph J: Dogpound, you annoy me, especially now that ur Razar or whatever, please die already. thank you. (ps: Hun would kick ur butt)
CHRIS:
*Clenches fist*
You are so lucky that I am here, and you are there or else I would have punch her face to Canada and back!
Raph J: Mikey, you have 2 marry my friend Alysha, she luvs you! she wears PJs with your face on them. so lets have a triple wedding, 'k? me and Raph, you and Alysha, Casey and April. perfect!
MICHELANGELO:
I want PJ's with me on them! That's completely radical! I would be-
Wait… did you say marriage?
Raph J: all TMNT 2012 characters: YOU ALL SUCK COMPARED 2 TMNT 2K3 (except you raphie, 2k3 Raph still has an awesome Brooklynn accent which you don't, but I have 2 admit, you are super hot!) WHOOOOOHOOOOO! TMNT 2003 ALL THE WAY! GO 2K3 CASEY! UR WAAAAY BETTER THAN NEW CASEY! TTTTHHBBBBBBTTT
RAPHAEL:
… Well, at least my 2012 version is still hot.
CASEY:
I told you guys
*Smiles*
(2k3 version)
This face was meant for hollywood
Sinister Cat: Dear Raphael, Oh My Ghoul! You looked smoking HOT when you were fighting! Casey just looked like a crazy guy out of a nineteen eighties horror movie. Next time tough Raphael let me handle the fights okay don't act all heroic and try to take them all at once and leave me none left to fight ( Whimpers sadly.) I wanted to beat up some street rubbish pond scum punk purple dragons...( a tear forms.) They look all pretty with those black and blue spots on their broken bones I wanted to decorate them with those purple black and blue spots...( Starts crying.) P...(sobs.) pl..please..(sniff.) please leave some left next time for me to...( starts crying.) to...fight. Please. ( sniffs.) Thanks, Sinister Cat.
RAPHAEL:
*Has wide eyes. Holds up hands in mock surrender*
Ok ok! You can have some! Just st-stop crying!
Yeesh
To Casey: ( Still crying.) Casey...dearest Casey...( Puppy dog eyes.) Pwease weav some purpew dwagons for me to fiwght pwease? ( Starts hacking.) Gosh I am NOT doing baby talk again! Hurts the meow voice. Thanks, Sinister Cat
CASEY:
… yeah, don't ever do the baby talk again…
It made my ears bleed.
ana condon: I know everything about u Donnie I have the BIGGEST CRUSH on u IN THE WORLD but one question how did Splinter know u would do that to your staff or was it already in the staff when u got it or did u put it in P.S I love u sooo much
DONATELLO:
You mean my Naginata? Splinter started me off with the simple Bo staff, but when my ninja skill increased he decided that I should have an extra defense of me and gave me Bo with an extractable blade.
…
I love you too random citizen
NinjaPanda1313: If one of you guys had to kill one your brothers to save the world from ending would you?
RAPHAEL:
Screw the world! I'm not killin one of my bros!
LEONARDO:
I would sacrifice myself so they wouldn't have too
DONATELLO:
This would be highly unlikely. How would killing ONE of us, save the entire world?
MICHELANGELO:
I already do that all the time
*Everyone goes silent as they stare at Michelangelo*
What? Just yesterday I killed Raph on Halo.
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Cowabunga boyee!
El Zorro: Mikey, how do you become good with nuchucks and what would you do if you were turned into a toddler?
MICHELANGELO:
Becoming good with these babies *Pulls out Nunchucks and starts twirling them* takes a lot of practice!
Plus I'm just that awesome.
Now, if I turned into a toddler, I would just eat chocolate and scream at Raph.
All. Freaking. Day.
Awkward turtle: Is it true that bakku-san means pretty in the back and ugly in the front?
TORI:
Oh, wait! I know this!
LEONARDO:
We can just tell-
TORI:
No! Let me do this! Ummm… let's see… It's on the tip of my tongue… I'm remembering.
RAPHAEL:
We can see you looking it up on your phone
TORI:
No! I know this! I've been-
What?! That doesn't make sense!
DONATELLO:
What doesn't?
TORI:
*Shows phone*
Google translate says it means back shan!
What does that even mean?!
*All turtles face palm*
Guest: Hey Leo, I don't see you watching Space Heroes anymore. You now watch that parody show of Voltes 5 and Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go
LEONARDO:
*Poker face* Its Super Robo Mega Force Five! Goodness guys!
And I still watch Space Hero's!
Captain Ryan will be replaced by NO ONE!
Guest: Ever watched animes like Naruto, Shingeki no Kyojin (I know you guys speak japanese), Tiger and Bunny (title sounds cute but it's an awesome hero anime and so not yaoi) and One Piece?
RAPHAEL:
I've heard of Naruto…. Isn't that the one where they have monkey tails or somethin?
MICHELANGELO:
No… no, that's Dragon Ball Z
DONATELLO:
I remember Dragon TAILS from when we were little…
LEONARDO:
We don't really watch stuff like this…
MICHELANGELO:
Man guys… we really need to get in with it
RAPHAEL:
Get in with… What?!
MICHELANGELO:
You know, like what the kids are liking these days. Get our groove on!
You know… Hashtag SWAG!
*Michelangelo's brothers face palm*
Abbie rocks: Hey everyone except Casey! Did you know I can think of the Avenger that matches all of you but raph? Leo Captian America (leader that fights for what's right).
Donnie hulk (cuz he's smart but scary when angered) Mikey iron man (jokesters). Master Splinter Nick Fury (leader of the leaders and the one in charge of the battles faced.)
April black widow (courageous and stubborn). Yeah raph I got nothin for you...
MICHELANGELO:
Yeah! IROOOOONNMAAAAAANNN!
LEONARDO:
*looks proud*
I do what I can for my team
DONATELLO:
Thanks… I think… Yes
RAPHAEL:
That's a good thing right? I could be…. Yeah, I got nothing
Turtlegirl4eva: This is for my favorite turtle, Raphael (sorry guys, he's just so hot!) Raph, i get that your whole image in the team is being the hothead and the tough guy, but do you ever get tired of it? Don't you just want to relax a little bit and hang out with your bros without you pulling one of them into a giant headlock all the time?
RAPHAEL:
That is how I relax.
Well, sleepin, talkin, or just punchin is really how I relax.
But I do just hang out with my bros.
They usually tick me off.
But I hang out with them.
ana condon: this is for Donnie does it ever bother you that people like casey like april and if you were human would you ask april out?
DONATELLO:
Casey just has good taste.
But I would probably have the same dilemma on asking April out even if I was human. I just can't. I don't know why… It just won't come out the way I want it too.
Plus, I love being a turtle.
Most humans… Just are weird
Katie Usasgi:*the wall explode into a hole and purple smoke comes out*
Leo : what the?
*a human rolling ball appears and unfolds into a girl with hair with purple streaks in 2 pigtails purple eyes wearing a beret hat and wearing the same outfit as Blackfire from the Teen Titans* Woo! Ay caramba almost into a 7/47.
Mikey : Cool entrance
Donnie: excuse me but who are you?
Names Katie Usagi at your service. I was supposed to be part of the audience but this was more or a fun appearance. I do anything to meet my favorite half shelled pizza kings
*giggles* *dreamily* Hi Mikey.
Mikey:?
Anywho Ill be appearing in the next interview just a heads up 4 ya peace! *smoke bomb and vanishes*
RAPHAEL:
Great, she's gone. Let's book it!
LEONARDO:
Can't we still have questions
MICHELANGELO:
S-she… she giggled at me!
What the heck!
Man!
…
I need more pizza!
Lizinka: To Raph: What do you think about the RaphXFishface ship? I think its extremely weird! It just wouldn't work out...
RAPHAEL:
*Makes gaging noises*
Me and WHO?! You're flippin jokin me right?!
Man, I'm gonna be sick!
But not as sick as your guys' minds!
WHAT THE HECK!
Lizinka: To Mikey: Ever watched Teen Titans? You and Beastboy have a ton in common! (Including (for 2012 version) voice actor tee hee hee)
MICHELANGELO:
Teen Titans! GO!
*Starts humming theme song*
*Gives toothy grin*
BeastBoy is the best!
He's GREEN
*Smiles widely at everyone*
Lizinka: Donnie, have you read dglari's story "To Err is Human"? ITS THE BEST FREAKING TURTLE FIC IN THE HISTORY OF EVER! READ IT NOW! Plus, you're the main character, so I think you'd enjoy it. :)
DONATELLO:
No I haven't, but I guess I'll have too
*Smirks*
If I'm the main character then OBVIOUSLY it's good!
Just think about a story all about Raph! *shudders*
Lizinka: To April: If you had a son in the future, what would you name him? (Your great-grandson shall be Cody Johns!)
APRIL:
Aw! Cody is such a cute name!
I also like the names Parker and Canyon! Oh! Or Ryker!
Oh! Feels are happening! FEELS!
Lizinka: To Karai: What do you think it would be like being a red head like April? Would Leo still be attracted to you?
KARAI:
Me? A red head *Laughs*
*Goes serious*
No
And Leonardo is the enemy, I will have no connection with him what so ever!
…
Do you really think he likes me like that?
Lizinka: To all the turtles: Have you guys ever watched the animes, "Full Metal Alchemist, Higurashi, and Elfen Lied?" I love them so much! You guys should totally watch them if you haven't. :)
LEONARDO:
The list of shows we apparently need to watch is growing rapidly
RAPHAEL:
Do these people have any life at all?
TORI:
Well, most of these people are fangirls/boys…
So no, no they don't
Guest: Splinter: when your sons are on missions and are away for a while, do you ever have to take care of spike? if so, has anything happened that could be considered humorous?
SPLINTER:
I tried once, but then lost the small turtle.
I had gone into a panic, but later found the creature sleeping in Raphael's bedroom.
I never bothered him again.
Dragon Girl: To Raphael: You like Dragons? Dude you and I should be best friends! That is if you don't mind... you made fast friends with Casey and I thought since you befriended a complete maniac why wouldn't you befriend me. I have to admit I have been merciless with street punks and nearly killed all five of them but police came and ruined the fun...bummer. But other than that I'll prove to be a GREAT friend to you if you give me a chance I will give you a list of things I like and you can judge later 1. I like to read classic books like The Three Musketeers. 2. I like to do gymnastics. 3. I like to practice Karate. 4. I like to train with the...Sai! 5. I like to help others if they are in trouble. 6. I like kids...if they don't annoy me. 7. I LOVE to dance the Salsa. 8. I like to just sit by the river in the woods behind my house and listen to the water slowly go by. 9. I LOVE to draw dragons and Werewolves. 10. I like to eat pizza if I eat at all. 11. I LOVE to work out with my Best Girl For Ever. 12. I LOVE to challenge boys in to an arm wrestle because I know I'll win. 13. I like to beat up my plaster wall in my room and that's why I call my room Swiss chess room. 14. I like to beat up my ANNOYING little brother unless he starts crying then I stop choking him e.c.t. 15. I like to practice back flips, cart wheels, hand stands, Fighting stances. 16. I like to practice hand to hand combats with my cousin who thinks he is so fantastic in Karate. Whelp that's it for the all about me. Thanks, Dragon Girl
RAPHAEL:
I'm sorry, but when I was reading that, it just went; blah blah blah blah, killed, blah blah, Sai, blah blah blah blah, annoying, blah, Dragon Girl.
Wonder Wolf:( A tan green eyed blond werewolf girl comes in wearing a red shirt with a silver wolf paw prints on it and red jeans with the same print and red high heels.) To Raphael: Here ( Hands him the Sai that the Raph4ever girl stole.) It wasn't easy and I had to buy a bunch of tissues for that girl since she got attached to it but she eventually gave up and handed it back to me. But that doesn't mean she gave the T-phone back. Or your Bandanna back ( Raphael realizes he doesn't have his T-phone or his bandanna on then looks back at Wonder Wolf.) Hey don't look at me I ain't gonna go and have to blow my account on more boxes of tissues. She is real emotional so go easy on her ( Raphael goes blabbering about how that girl is going to pay until he saw the death glare from strong beautiful looking Wonder Wolf.) If you want a broken neck you keep ranting like that buster! ( Shows her pure marble white fangs.) I can bite it off in one snap...( Her jaws close and makes a CHOMP! Like a
crocodiles.) Thanks, Wonder Wolf
RAPHAEL:
*Hides neck in shell*
Try comin for it now, ya snarling flee bag!
*Stands* Now I'm gonna go get my mask back, so EXCUSE ME!
LEONARDO:
*watches Raphael leave*
*mumbles*
Drama queen
Caseyjonefan: To Casey Jones
Look Casey I'm a fan of yours but April x Donnie FOREVER no harsh feelings.
CASEY:
None taken. I'm glad I have a fan. But I'm not backing off of April just for you.
*Smirks* I gave her some pineapple during lunch. I think she likes me a little bit more now
…
Yeah
Caseyjonefan: Hey Don have you or your brothers ever see turtles forever?
DONATELLO:
Of course! We lived it!
….
Unless you're taking about our 2k12 version…. Then yeah, we've seen it.
ApritelloForever: Please go for Apritello because:
1. Donnie is super sweet
2. April's dad already approves of him
3. If Apritello does happen it will last longer, because Donnie is really committed
4. April and Donnie are meant for each other
5. Casey is a BONEHEAD!
Case closed
TORI:
Anyone else want to argue or add on? I'd love to hear it… but I'm kinda leaning more towards CApril right now…. sorry
DONATELLO:
Quick! Convince her! Somehow! Just convince her to do me and April! Do it! Doooooo iittt!"
Turtles: Did you read TMNT Behind the darkness, and if you did what do you think about it?
RAPHAEL:
If you're talkin about the Deviant Art thing… then yeah
MICHELANGELO:
That better not ever never even ever happen! I would never become… a 'dark' turtle!
I'm the cute little baby turtle angel! I'm precious! This. Shall not. Happen!
InvaderSpockX: Have to ask Donnie... Is it a gap or are you missing a tooth? Because at first I thought it was a gap but then I noticed it was wwwaaaayyyy towards the left.
DONATELLO:
It is a gap. I was mutated with it.
But… for some reason, it ended up being slightly to the left… or how you put it: wwwaaaayyyy towards the left.
InvaderSpockX: Second question, what if you found a random kunawici (no clue how to spell that) that was your age but was like, better than splinter! But then you found out that was because her sensei abused her? I realize this is extremely hypothetical.
LEONARDO:
Better then Splinter? HA!
DONATELLO:
A girl of her strength would probably ended up being evil…huh?
RAPHAEL:
*Smirks*
Challenge accepted.
MICHELANGELO:
Her Sensei abused her? AWWW! Meanie Bowbeanie cafeanie…. Uh… You get what I mean
Mrs. Hamato: Leo, training sounds great for a date! Then afterwards we can watch a space hero's marathon!
LEONARDO:
See! I told you guys that I wasn't the only one who liked Space Hero's!
RAPHAEL:
That's not really the best accomplishment, Space Hero's is still stupid.
Mrs. Hamato: Mikey, is this face better oh wise master *even better puppy dog face*
MICHELANGELO:
Hmmmmm *Taps chin*
You need to have the sparkle in your eyes. Filled with innocence!
Sorry, but I think I'm the only one who can do it right...
Have you seen my baby blue eyes?!
Yep, there's my secret. You're welcome!
….
The secret won't help you, but still…
Mrs. Hamato: Raph, Keep breaking Raph 4ever's heart! She'll crack and go into depression soon! *evil look*
RAPHAEL:
Uhhh…. Ok, now I feel a bit guilty. Depression isn't the best thing to go into…
I hate to say this but…
The world needs more people who act like Mikey in it.
MICHELANGELO:
Really!?
*Hugs Raphael*
I love you too Raph!
RAPHAEL:
Unless everyone hugs. Then no.
Mrs. Hamato: Donnie, What if April joined the Foot?
DONATELLO:
April would NOT join the foot! Never ever! Get that thought out of your mind right this instant!
TORI:
You should write a fanfic about that! Someone! Right now! Write a fanfic about this! If you don't I will! Please! This is good! Ideas are-
DONATELLO:
*Donatello tackles Tori*
NO!
Turtles but donnie:*whispering* secretly i dont think april should date donnnie or casey. Unless women know what they want *flirty look to Leo* they shouldnt be pushed into a relationship. casey donnie and all the diff fan groups should back off. no one saying " You should be with donnie" " Go for casey he's cuter". I know i hated when i was pushed into a relationship. The jerk cheated on me! but yeah please dont get involved or i might never watch or read anything TMNT. And just know it was YOU three that ruined it for me.
MICHELANGELO:
Yeah, let's just let everything happen…. naturaallllyyyyy
Raph 4ever:*Takes sai up to Mrs. Hamato who is quaking in fear* I DONT CARE ABOUT NO VIOLENCE! SHE OFFENED RAPH AND NOW SHE SHALL PAY THE PRICE! TORI I HOPE YOU WERE GONNA PUT YOUR BETS ON ME CUZ SHE IS GOING DOWN! *cuts of all mrs. hamato's hair* i was told i could be sued if i did physical damage to her. Not her hair. And raph * angry look* I'm tired of the games! just tell me if you love me. Im not vain but my friends say im your dream girl discrption. Just say if you love me or not Raph *face softens* i really do care for you raph. i just wish you knew how much... and here is your sai. I figured you would want it back. I polished and refurbished it so it will hold up better in battle. I love you * shaky smile * * looks to Mrs. Hamato on the floor crying* well al least i won... *runs before lawyers can get to me*
RAPHAEL:
*Looks slightly board* Does anyone else want to confess their love to me before I tell you all the cold hard truth?
MICHELANGELO:
Remember everyone *Smirks*
Raphie already has a girlfriend!
RAPHAEL:
What?! I do?! Who?!
MICHELANGELO:
Mona Lisa of course!
RAPHAEL:
*Growls*
Siakitty: For Leo: What would you do if one of your brothers turned to the Shredder?
LEONARDO:
*Shakes head*
Give them the flipping lecture of a life time
RAPHAEL:
Whoa! I'm defiantly staying on the good side! Jeez Leo! Can you be any merciless!
Siakitty: For Raph: What would you do if you got your hands on a Kraang gun?
RAPHAEL:
Let's see… Blow up that *starts pointing to objects in the room* And that, that too, and that… OH! *Smiles evilly* And defiantly THAT!
Siakitty: Donnie: What do you think of time travel and if you ever made it possible, what would you do?
DONATELLO:
If it was made possible, it would probably create a black hole in the space-time continuum, but if it didn't do that, I would put on a bowtie and travel time.
Siakitty: Mikey: What prank advice would you give a rookie?
MICHELANGELO:
Start with small pranks at first so people don't except the big BOOM!
*Smirks*
You're welcome.
Guest: This is a question for Leo. What would he do if he was locked in a cage?
LEONARDO:
…. Get out… of the cage…?
Hey guys what are your opinions on your fangirls? I saw a pic that went like this Mickey; Bet my fangirlss are cutter than yours. Donnie; Ya but mine can SPELL. Raph; Hey-I'll trade both you any day! Minne are fricken rabid. Leo; At least you guys have fanGIRLS... It was funny. So do you guys think that? If so then I am rabbid an can count.
RAPHAEL:
That pretty much sums it up.
DONATELLO:
Except for Leo's… I think this fanfic kinda proved that theory wrong…
MICHELANGELO:
Yeah, but it proved all the others correct
TORI:
Guys, I'm kinda flippin out…
If I'm ALL of your guys' fangirl… what kind of personality would that make me have?
LEONARDO:
… A very… special one, Tori… A very special one.
Aaaannnnnnddd done! That was long! GOSH!
I am taking a BRAKE! Alright?! A big BIG break! I just need to... go cry tears of happiness in a corner for a little bit...
Yeah...
That sounds fun