TORI:
Dude, hurry!
MICHELANGELO:
I'm trying! I never was good with knots!
TORI:
*eyes widen*
He's coming! Light it up! Light it up!
LEONARDO:
What are you two doing?
TORI:
What does it look like we're doing?!
LEONARDO:
I don't know, suicide?
MICHELANGELO:
oh, no, no, no, no, no!
We're just going to blast off!
LEONARDO:
By tying yourselves to a very large firework?
TORI:
We found it in the garage!
MICHELANGELO:
We saw Buzz do it in ToyStory!
LEONARDO:
Cause he was forced! You guys do know that the rocket will explode right?
TORI:
duh.
MICHELANGELO:
That's why we're going to jump and fly off right before it does!
TORI:
Tsk, Tsk, Michelangelo! It's not flying, it falling... with style!
LEONARDO:
No.
MICHELANGELO/TORI:
No?!
LEONARDO:
I'm not letting you two blow yourselves up!
TORI:
... Quick, Mikey! Start the fuse!
Sadly, Leo didn't let me and Mikey do our 4th of July special... But I finally sat my lazy butt down and typed up the rest of your questions!
... I might of accidentally did some questions twice... but that's ok! You get two different answers!
Now, if I didn't answer your question, that's because I decided against it, or because some how it got lost in all my other questions. Forgive me.
Anyways.
enjoy!
Guest: maybe you should make a rule where you wont write to reviews that contain these forced romances and fangirl fights. I don't like swearing either. it makes me uncomfortable.
TORI:
I could make a rule like this, but this fiction is for you guys! If you guys really like romance and cursing, go ahead! I'll bleep out the curse… and the romance… well that depends on who you do it on!
Which you guys, so far, have done it on everyone... well almost everyone
*looks at Master Splinter*
Sorry dude
*Splinter chuckles*
WolfWarrior22: Hi guys I'm back! Now onto buisness. Have any of you, Tori this doent exclude you, watched Soul Eater? If so who is you're favorite character? My top two are Soul and Stein, cause they remind me of Raph and Donnie, in ways. Also would you be a weapon or a meister? If you don't watch the show watch like the first episode or look it up online for what each is. The show is on netflix. Bye turtles, purpke dragons to beat up now!
TORI:
Soul who now?
MICHELANGELO:
There's a guy named Soul? …. I could have thought of a better name…
…
*Folds arms and thinks hard*
… Well, I would have thought of Soul first if someone had actually bothered to ask me!
InvaderSpockX: Casey was badly injured in one of Donnie's experiments. What happens next? (I am not Apriltello or Capril. Even though Donnie rocks, don't care about April's love interests)
DONATELLO:
Which experiment was it?
CASEY:
How bad was I injured? It couldn't have been that bad!
DONATELLO:
How did it happen? … what did Mikey touch?
Abbie Rocks:
Leo: Is it true you sleep with a teddy bear cuz I saw this online video where you were hugging one in your sleep. And no you weren't a kid.
LEONARDO:
NO!
…. Don't believe everything on the internet!
*Folds arms and glares at the floor*
*grumbles*
I don't sleep with a teddy bear.
Abbie Rocks: Raph: I'm sorry for being mean and I'm sorry for breaking into your room, tearing your magazines, and breaking your shelves...
RAPHAEL:
*Looks over at bedroom door*
*sighs and shakes head*
I'm not even gonna bother anymore…
I'll look at the damage when this stupid fiction is done!
Abbie Rocks: Donnie: Have you ever thought of building a set of arrows that could make people fall in love with the first person they saw?
DONATELLO:
So… like cupid arrows?
Uhh. No.
It's impossible to make a person fall in love forcibly. Love is just a chemical reaction that happens within the brain. It can be a small one, known as a 'crush' or 'puppy love' meaning it doesn't last as long, or it can be a bigger reaction which can last a lot longer, or even for a lifetime.
Abby Rocks: Mikey: Have you heard of one direction?
MICHELANGELO:
Which direction?
Whenever Don lets me drive, I always have troubles deciding which ways to turn! Do I go left, right, straight? Or do I put the thing in reverse and go backwards?! I never know!
I decide last second which direction to go!
DONATELLO:
Making your corners sharp! That's bad Mikey!
SPLINTER:
You do need to work on your corners, my son. *Chuckles*
Abby Rocks: Casey: fine I won't go with you and Raph. Sorry for being a burden...
CASEY:
*puts hands in the air as mock surrender*
We all have our pros and cons
RAPHAEL:
*Rolls eyes*
Ya got that right, bonehead.
CASEY:
Who ya callin a bonehead, low life!
RAPHAEL:
Nimrod!
CASEY:
Scatterbrain!
RAPHAEL:
Light weight!
CASEY:
Hey! Not true!
*Shows muscles*
I've been workin out!
Abby Rocks: Tori: I agree with you whole heartedly! All these wars are starting! Why can't we all just be nice! You make fun of people you don't even know! It's cruelty and considered cyber bullying! Oh and Harry Potter? So weird...
TORI:
*eye twitch*
Don't mock my fandoms…
Because then I might get a shovel…
A fish…
Various types of mushrooms…
And bury… all of your mean comments…
I love Harry Potter and if you can't handle that, then that sucks!
But, I do agree with Abbie Rocks, I don't like bullying (As all of you can already tell) and I hope we can all be friends!
Because that's what the internets for! Meeting creepy people just like you to be awesome friends with!
But don't meet any of those creepy people in real life!
Because they might be some disturbed fat guy who wears stained shirts…. And smells like old nachos…
Love addict::D HARRY POTTER FANS UNITE!
I'm Gryffindor and Hufflepuff. Weird thing is I hate Hufflepuff. They be potatoes... And admit it! Seamus Finnagin is adorable with his accent! And I too was crushed when Fred died. I threw my book across the room and it hit my sister. She now hates Harry Potter. Sorry this was long but you are the first person to like Harry Potter!
TORI:
*laughs*
You made me laugh very hard *wipes fake tear*
I have been placed in every house but Hufflepuff… odd…
LEONARDO:
…. I placed in Hufflepuff on that online quiz you made me take.
TORI:
*blinks*
*pats Leo's back*
You'll get through this… Everything's going to be just fine, I promise.
Love addict: Leo: Is it true you have a rivalry with the toaster?
LEONARDO:
*folds arms and glares at the wall*
It's not a 'rivalry'….
*huffs*It's more like a bitter disagreement.
Love addict: Mikey: *slaps Mikey with fave pizza* do you still like pizza after it abused you?
MICHELANGELO:
*Slowly eats pizza off of face*
*smiles*
I never thought pain could taste so good! Very good!
Raph 4ever:
Raph: I'm sorry for being dramatic but can we have a friendly hug before we part ways?
RAPHAEL:
*looks uncomfortable* I don't do hugs…
MICHELANGELO:
Sure you do! You love hugs!
RAPHAEL:
Do not!
MICHELANGELO:
Do too!
RAPHAEL:
Do NOT!
MICHELANGELO:
*Grabs Raph 4ever's arm*
Sure you do! Come on! Hugs are like… gentle body crushes!
RAPHAEL:
What?!
MCHELANGELO:
Work with me here!
Just hug the girl already! You know you want to!
RAPHAEL:
Fine! Fine! If it'll make ya shut up!
*Raphael hugs Raph 4ever*
There!
TORI:
My turn! Raphie NEVER hugs me!
RAPHAEL:
NO!
TORI:
*pouts*
Fine! Just hug ever one else besides me!
*grumps and turns away*
*Raphael rolls his eyes*
Raph 4ever: Leo: has Master Splinter ever been disappointed in just you?
LEONARDO:
*nods*
I've done some pretty disappointing things in my life!
RAPHAEL:
*sarcastically* What?! You? No!
LEONARDO:
*glares at Raph*
Like this one time, I was making him tea and I dropped his favorite teacup and broke it!
MICHELANGELO:
*sarcastically* Oh no… what a disaster!
LEONARDO:
I know! I felt terrible!
Raph 4ever: Don: Capril forever!
CASEY:
BOOM!
Snapper doodle!
DONATELLO:
Snapper doodle?
CASEY:
… I talk before I think when I get excited.
Raph 4ever: Everyone: I was talking to my friend and I asked him who his fave turtle was and he said he had no idea what I was talkin bout. How does that make you feel?
TORI:
Well it makes me feel just a little bit irritated…!
DONATELLO:
That's actually a relief! The less people know about our existence the better!
MICHELANGELO:
Wait… we're still doing that 'sticking to the shadows' thing?!
…. Does that mean I have to delete my Twitter?
Mrs. Hamato: Leo: What if you were fighting Karai and she kissed you and left? Oh and she was a fan of space heroes?
LEONARDO:
She's a fan of Space Heros?! HA Raph! HA! I told you there were other spacenooks out there!
*Raphael groans and facepalms*
But if she kissed me?
… *rubs back of neck*
I never really thought of that
*small smile creeps onto his face*
What WOULD I do?
Mrs. Hamato: Raph: Were you forced to do this?
RAPHAEL:
*folds arms and grumbles* Wadda ya think?!
Mrs. Hamato: Donnie: My inventions are good of coarse and I have it all planned out. I just need your super cranium to help.
DONATELLO:
I'm glad some people also appreciate the wonders of mechanics!
Mrs. Hamato: Mikey: Why waste your time on pranking when you could be learning?
MICHELANGELO:
Did you hear what you just said?!
Plus pranking is its own type of learning.
Depends the perspective you have on it.
Mrs. Hamato: April: I'm sorry people are pushing you into relationships. I say you choose when you want to chose and on your own accord.
APRIL:
Gracias!
I've been working on my Japanese *Smiles*
DONATELLO:
…April… that's Spanish…
APRIL:
… I… I knew that.
Mrs. Hamato: Casey and Donnie: please back off April. If you continue to Perdue her she will go to the comforting arms of *swoon* Chris Evans.
APRIL:
Hey, I'm not complaining if I can go to the comforting arms of Chris!
That's a win for me.
Mrs. Hamato: Master S.: what do you think of Casey?
SPLINTER:
Ah, Mister Jones. He has very specific qualities that most do not have.
He is an influential leader, which can be a gift and curse to others… *Whiskers twitch*
He also has a way of… doing things. Weather he is told to do them or not.
Mister Jones is a firework of life. From a distance, they are spectacular, but up close, they rain down burning coals upon you.
CASEY:
So… *scratches head* You like me? Sweet!
Karai's Twin: I'm sorry that I swear. It's my friends. They swear all the time and then I got mad cuz this boy was stalking me. Siriusly (get it? Sirius?) he waited outside the girls bathroom for me everytime I went in and yeah... True story.
TORI:
If a guy stalks you, use that as an advantage, not disadvantage! Have him…. Carry stuff for you… or something!
Then, if you need to swear, just use a replacement word! Like.
What the Cow!
Or
Son of a clog!
Maybe even
You mother elephant!
Simple words can turn a serious bad situation into a confusing one.
Karai's twin: Leo: please stay away from Karai. I don't want to see anyone get hurt and my twin is Evil!
LEONARDO:
She's master Splinter's daughter. I will do what I have to get her to see what's right. I know there's still good in her! There has to be!
Kittyleaf: T-cest, fangirl wars, and ship wars? Gosh, this gets annoying. I'm sorry you have to deal with this, everyone.
And Mikey; the topping balloon is awesome! Perfect loophole, too :3
MICHELANGELO:
Dealing with things is just how we do it!
And *bows* thank you.
Kittyleaf: Casey; I don't care what everyone else says, you're awesome! I admit I had a few doubts about you at first, but you're pretty cool.
CASEY:
I coulda told ya that.
*folds arms and smiles*
Kittyleaf: Everyone; If you could visit anyplace, where would you visit?
LEONARDO:
I'd probably go and visit Usagi on his Earth.
MICHELANGELO:
Oh! Then I'd go visit Kala the nutreno! I haven't seen that kat in forever, man!
RAPHAEL:
Well, while you guys are all going to different dimensions, I'd head to Mexico! Their holding the biggest wrestling match of the year there! It would be way cool to go see it live!
DONATELLO:
I'm going to Mars. First turtle… first living thing… to actually land on mars! That would be amazing!
Gicky: What is your favorite type of dog, and what would you name it? I've gotta great Dane , her name is sookie...IMA big fan of true blood. :P PS keep the love yal.
LEONARDO:
I always thought Huskey's were pretty cool. And this might just be me, but I would name it Yoshi.
RAPHAEL:
I like big pitbulls. I think I'd probably name it Crixus or D-Vo …or Gage or somethin'
DONATELLO:
I would want a Border Collie. I think I would end up calling it Tyson. I don't really know, depends what it looked like.
MICHELANGELO:
I want one of dem coonhounds!
*smiles*
It's just a cute little beagle! And I want one! I would name it Buddy!
WHY: Turtles: What the shell is everyone's deal with t-cest. I personally think that it's disgusting, weird and just plain wrong.
TORI:
*clears throat*
Everyone has opinions. People don't dis me when I say what my ships are, and the T-cests are just another kind of ship, so I won't dis them.
BUT! I DON'T ship those ships… so...
I don't like T-cest, and I'm sorry if I disappoint anybody, but it's just my opinion!
Thanks guys! *Smiles*
dotsu hollyleaf: Don, I love you. Can we be friend's pwease.
DONATELLO:
You spell 'please' wrong.
But, yes, we can be friends.
MICHELANGELO:
Can I push the big shiny red button in your lab? Pwease!
DONATELLO:
…
CapnTopher: Mikey, did you ever get your 1 Ring of Awesome and Dagger of Limitless Skill back? Actually what happened to the dagger? Everything was an illusion so is it on the sewer ground somewhere? (Referring to Mazes & Mutants.)
MICHELANGELO:
My 1 Ring of Awesome… I think it might have been eaten by a raccoon or something, because I never found it… *Pouts*
But that means there's probably a really awesome raccoon out there…
And for my dagger… it probably just sunk in a bunch of sewer water… and I really don't want to go diving for it. I had a dream about what sewer was made of once. *shudders*
The Dagger of limitless power wasn't all that anyways…
Gicky: I'm only asking cause I've been seeing it EVERYWHERE!, including the new Dorothy must die , which was awesome BTW OK , what do yal think about wizard of oz, and which would you rather take lions tigers or bears haha
DONATELLO:
Lions and tigers and bears?
LEONARDO:
Oh my…
MICHELANGELO:
As long as we stay on the yellow brick road, we won't have to face any of them!
RAPHAEL:
What if I don't want to take the yellow brick road? What about the red brick road?
LEONARDO:
You'll probably end up at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
DONATELLO:
I'd rather face a bear then see one of those munchkin things!
MICHELANGELO:
The Umpa Lumpa's!?
Those guys are so fun though!
DONATELLO:
*shudders*
No way! Their probably the creepiest things ever!
RAPHAEL:
Worse than the Shredder?
DONATELLO:
Worse than the Shredder.
LEONARDO:
Speaking of Shredder, he's becoming a bigger threat to this family. We need to figure out a plan to get rid of him once and for all!
RAPHAEL:
The planning is your department, Leo. Just tell me what to punch.
DONATELLO:
Master Splinter won't be happy if we just barged in there all willy-nilly
SPLINTER:
No, he would not…
MICHELANGELO:
Guys… What happened to the Wizard of Oz topic?
Usagi Kagome: Hi Guys. Question for everyone but for Raph in particular. I took the personality test and I got Donnie. Not that I'm not touched by having a personality closest to a genius but I thought I'd be closer to Raph in personality (short and hot temper, can be very sarcastic etc.) What do you guys personally?
DONATELLO:
Do you want to have the personality of a ticking time bomb?
RAPHAEL:
Hey-
LEONARDO:
The test is probably rigged. It's pretty hard to be as bull-headed as my little brother.
*Raphael growls*
MICHELANGELO:
Not to mention a meanie!
You wanna be a meanie?! A hot headed, rude, thick skulled, meanie?!
RAPHAEL:
*Glares at Michelangelo*
You know, thick skulled meanies still have ears!
LEONARDO:
*puts arm around Raphael's shoulders*
Don't worry Raph, you're one of a kind, no one can be like you!
*gives Raphael a noogie*
And that's the way we like it.
tarahpriggemeier: This. Plan. For. A. Prank. On. Your. Bro. Leo. Donnie. And. RAPH He. He. He
OK. Mikey. You. Wake. Up. At. One. In. The. Morning. OK?
Then. You. Take. Some. Stuff. From. The. Kitchen. Like. Ice. Cream. Corn. Noodles. Like. Any. Noodles
Will. Work. Chilli. And. Pickles. And. And. Very. Quiet like. Ninja. Quiet. And. Smash. All. The. Food. Up. In
The. Pickle. Jar. But. Do. It. In. A. Quiet. Way. So. You. Don,t. Wake. Up. Any. Body. Up. Ok? Mikey?
Than. . Go. To. Your. Bed room. And. Take. The. Smash. Up. Food. That. You. Have. And. Dump. Some. Of
Of. It. On. Your. Bed. Than. Lay. On. Your. Bed. And. Dump. Some. Food. It. In. Your. Mouth. Than. Spit. It
All. Out. On. Your. Pillow. But. Make. A. Pukeing. Sound. As. You. Make. The rest. Of. It. Fall. Out. Of. Your. Mouth. Slowly. Than. Quickly. Give. Me. The. Jar. And. I. Will. Hide. It. In my. Back. Pack. Than. I. Will. Go
Out. Of. Your. Room. Quickly. Go. Home. Without. Anyone. Seeing. Me. But. Than. Put. Your. Head. On. Near. Your.
Chest. And. Keep. Doing. Loud. Pukeing. Sounds. Loud. So. Loud. That. Your. Turtle. Bro. Can. Hear. OK. Mikey?
TORI:
*blinks*
Ouch… No offense. But that was very hard to read.
And I'm too lazy to fix it, so all you have to deal with it too.
MICHELANGELO:
You want me to spit up all over myself?
…Depends…
What kind of food did I put in the pickle jar.
I've never been a big fan of pears. So no pears in there...
There's one big problem though.
If I eat the food… I'll want to swallow it… so I won't be able to spit it out, because once it enters the hole *Pats stomach* it's gone for good.
tarahpriggemeier: Wow. RAPH. I. Um. You. Get. Mad. Right. ? Please. Can. You. And. Your. Bro. Leo
Mikey. And. Donnie. Give. Me. Some. Advice. For. When. A. Girl. Like. Me. Gets.
Mad. At. Her. Little. Bro. Or. Gets. Mad. At. My. Dad. I. Mean. Try. To. Image. Having. Mikey
As. A. Father. And. You. Got. My. Dad. And. Than. Image. Having. RAPH. As. The. Youngest
And. Turn. Him. Into. a. 5. Year. Old. And. You. Got. My. Baby. Bro. Than. Turn. Donnie. Into
A. Two. Year. Old. And. Keep. The. Intelligence. And. You. Got. My. Baby. Sister. And. My. Older
Sister. Well. Image. A. Sister. With. Mikey,s. Lazyness. And. Game. Play. And. Add. It. With. RAPH,s.
Temper. And. Anger. And. You. Got. My. Older. 20. Year. Old. Sister. And. Me. Well. I. Love
Music. Video. Games. And. Pizza. And. I. Get. Mad. And. Angry. For. No. Reason. Some. Times
And. I,m. The. Serious. One. Of. The. Family. Most. Of. The. Time.
LEONARDO:
You have a very fun family…
RAPHAEL:
If you get angry, just count to ten. That's what Master Splinter says to do.
If that doesn't work, which it usually doesn't… leave the room. Don't let your anger out on anyone. You'll regret it later if you do.
tarahpriggemeier: My. Anger. Is. A. Bit. Similar. To. You. RAPH. I. Think. But. I,m. Not. So. Sure. But
When. I. Get. Mad. Or. Angry. Or. Whatever. Only. Different. Is. I. Am. A. Girl
And. Your. A hot. Turtle. RAPH. Well. Any. Way. If. People. Get. Me. Mad. Or. Get. In
My. Face. I. Try. To. Hold. My. Anger. In. But. I. Just. Can,t. And. I. Would. Punch
Something. But. I. Don,t. Have. Any. To. Beat. Up. Even. At. My. House. There. Is. Not
A. Thing. To. Beat. Up. And. If. I. Did. Have. Some thing. To. Beat. Up. At. Home
It. Would. Scare. My. Pet. Turtle. And. At. School. I. Would. Take. out. . All. My. Anger. On
A. Girl. In. My. Class. A. Girl. Who. Calls. Me. Best. Friend. Forever. When. She. Is. Not. My
Friend. At. All. I. Mean. Take. Girl. Is. Treating. Me. Like. A. Barfed. Up. Lung. On. A. Side
Walk. And. I. Really. Need. Advice. RAPH. How. Should. I. Handle. This? Anger. And. All?
RAPHAEL:
Well for one, if that girl is treating you like her best friend, you shouldn't take your anger out on her and treat her like a piece of crap.
I have a punching bag that I beat up. That usually helps.
If I don't have my punching bag with me, my fist usually finds a wall, which drives Leo crazy! If you don't have a punching bag, get a very, very fluffy pillow and beat that up.
When I was little, that's all Master Splinter could provide me for my anger. We weren't able to get a punching bag.
The pillow didn't work for me though… I got mad at how freakin soft it was…
ipigslet: I have a question for each turtle. (2012 version)
Leo, I think you should see starship. I've never seen it, but I know you would like it.
LEONARDO:
Starship?
I guess I could check it out… after my SpaceHeros show though, ok?
ipigslet: Raph, are you happy that spike (slash) is now on the good side?
RAPHAEL:
Of course! If he wasn't, we would have one more enemy to worry about. Not something we really want now, huh?
ipigslet: Donnie, I hate cochroaches, but spyroaches are pretty neat. :)
DONATELLO:
You really think so?! It didn't take too long to collect the roaches, since we live in the sewer, but to build each tiny suit and to train each roach was pretty difficult.
But, *holds up roach* It was all wor-
RAPHAEL:
*Is shaking*
Put that thing away, or so help me I'll-
DONATELLO:
Ok! Ok! Geez! You big scardy turtle!
ipigslet: Mikey, I'm not a big prankster, but I AM a jokester. Also, have you seen then annoying orange? (evil laugh) you'll bug him so bad
Bye. Hugs for all these awsome gentelmen, and raph ( not a I luv u hug, but a your awsome hug)
MICHELANGELO:
Hey, Hey Raphie!
*Raphael cringes and clenches fists*
Hey! Hey Raphie! Raphiiiiiee!
*Raphael grinds teeth and tries to ignore Michelangelo*
Heeeey Raphie!
RAPHAEL:
WHAT!
MICHELANGELO:
*Grins*
Hug
RAPHAEL:
What?
*Michelangelo lunges at Raphael*
Raph4ever: Raph, I'm so sorry for what I said about you... it was just that when I read what you told that girl... it kinda struck a nerve since someone actually did that to me, ya know, cut my hair off? And it was in public. No one cared. They just laughed... I never felt as alone as that time... I fear rejection and being alone, two things exhibited on that day... I'm a very sensitive and insecure person since I was and am bullied a lot because I don't act like them (insulting others)... kinda hypocritic right? I try to stand up for others and myself when bullied but sometimes it gets too much, right? You just want it all to end... I never meant a word of it and regretted it ever since. I wanted to take it back but it was too late... I'm so sorry, I know I can't make it up to you but if I could, I would. I know you hate me, used to that by now, but I just wanted to apologize even if you would never forgive me... if you want me dead or something, just tell me. I'd do it. What's
there to live for anyways? Man, am I pathetic or what?!
PS: this is not self-pity. This is just a sincere apology and facts. All said is true.
RAPHAEL:
*rubs back of neck*
I forgive ya
I should be the one sayin… sayin… sorry… ta all of ya… I…I… uhhh… How do I say this?
MICHELANGELO:
Raph just doesn't want people to see his soft side! *giggles*
RAPHAEL:
*clenches fist*
I don't have a freakin soft side!
MICHELANGELO:
Sure you do! You're just like a huge teddy bear, who loves- AHHHH!
*Raphael lunges at Michelangelo*
TORI:
*Watches turtles wrestle on the ground for a moment*
*smiles*
No one wants you dead Raph4ever. No wants you to hurt yourself. And no one hates you.
And if anyone says otherwise I will let my giraffe named Fries punch them! *holds up cute stuffed animal giraffe* And NO ONE wants to mess with Fries!
You are not pathetic! If anything is pathetic, it was Raphael's apology right there. Or the fact that I haven't posted in FOREVER!
OR! That I CAN'T TAN! I cannot tan! I am the whitest person EVER!
I tried tanning, but then I burned *Pouts*
...It turned into an uneven tan… but I'm still white.
I'm glad that you are standing up for people, but make sure you do it in a way that makes both sides happy!
keep giving peace and love!
WolfWarrior22: Hi guys! I have returned. Any who! So Mikey, would you rather prank Raph or Splinter?
MICHELANGELO:
Raph.
No doubt in my mind.
The last time I pranked Splinter…
Yeah, I'll prank Raph…
WolfWarrior22: Donnie, do you think that dragons, at one point or another, could have been possible. I think that they could have had wings made of cartilage and we think they were like certain types of dinos, thoughts?
DONATELLO:
I am very positive that dragons did in fact exist.
… I have no proof…
I just watched How to Train Your Dragon…
They have to be real.
WolfWarrior22: Leo, how embarrassing was it when directly after telling you're brothers that ninjas are supposed to be silent that you fell off a building screaming, made a lot of noise trying to keep your balance, ran into a bee hive screaming like a little girl and then crashing down a fire escape which wasn't very quiet in the slightest?
LEONARDO:
Let's just say that… I'm very glad that none of my brothers had a camera with them at the moment.
WolfWarrior22: Raph, how did you feel when Spike, I mean Slash, declined you're offer to join you and you're brother, but still agreed to be friends?
RAPHAEL:
*shrugs*
He just chose the solo path, and I can respect that.
Sure, I was pretty disappointed that he didn't come and join me and my brothers, but we're still friends… best friends… we're still brothers. If he needs me… if I need him.
We'll be there for each other. Always.
ThePizzaKid: Hey Donnie if you and April made a kid what will it be human or mutant turtle?
DONATELLO:
*blushes*
*gulps*
T-The genetics… the jeans… ummm…
*gulps*
Alright uh… If me and April,
It doesn't even have to be me. It could be Leo, or Raph, or Mikey. Not saying that I wouldn't want it to be me.
I mean!
*Is sweating*
I never r-really looked into this kind of thing.
I, uhh, the b-baby could be a human or t-turtle or a combination.
Depends on the genetics and…
I don't feel like talking anymore.
ThePizzaKid: everyone:
Did mikey introduce Karai to EVERYTHING in the sewers on the way to the lair?
LEONARDO:
He tried to, but we were in a rush
MICHELANGELO:
Yeah! *pouts* I only got to introduce her to one stain, three rats, and one can of empty soup!
ThePizzaKid: Karai:
what do you think of the lair?
KARAI:
It was a lot nicer than I expected.
I mean, for living in the sewer, it was actually pretty nice.
ThePizzaKid: turtles and splinter:
would you have cleaned up if you knew beforehand that Karai would come to the lair?
RAPHAEL:
No
SPLINTER:
I would hope that my sons would
*glares at boys*
But as you can see, they probably would not.
MICHELANGELO:
*rubs back of neck*
Sorry Splinter…
Pandy1031: I have a question for you guys if you are still open for them.
Donnie: What would your design be if you were a robot?
MICHELANGELO:
Of course were still open for questions! Tori's just being a lazy poo
TORI:
Well excuse me for living!
DONATELLO:
And to your question,
It depends on how complicated of a robot I would be.
I would be a very complicated robot…
The shape and texture of the robot would be very easy, since we already know what I look like. You would want a green turtle-like robot.
Then there's the manufacture.
I would need structure, gear combinations, sensors, etc.
Then we can't forget about the Mindstorms. Commands, sensor watchers, stack controls, you know. Then the robolab, this part is hard to explain, but my program would be very detailed and well written. This will help my robot do what I want it to do.
I probably explained that horribly, but that's ok… I'll just blame the lack of coffee I've had today.
Pandy1031: Raph and Casey: What is the hardest punch you think you've ever given and did it hurt afterwards?
CASEY:
The one where I shattered a man's jaw. I broke two of my fingers in the process. It was stupid I know, but the stupid guy had rammed me when I was about to make a shot. He knocked me off of my skates and everything!
I was put in the penalty box for twenty minutes! So unfair.
RAPHAEL:
The hardest punch I probably gave was when I punched that one wall.
MICHELANGELO:
Which 'one' wall, Raphie. I only have so many fingers to count, the many… many walls you have punched.
RAPHAEL:
The brick one. It was that one time when we had to drag Donnie home unconscious because that stupid purple dragon pushed him off of the roof!
I just got so mad that I…
LEONARDO:
Punched a wall.
RAPHAEL:
Yeah.
MICHELANGELO:
Oh yeah! I remember that one! You made the corner of the building completely collapse!
RAPHAEL:
Yeah… and it hurt too!
Pandy1031: Mikey: Are you still on that website where you met Bradford/Dogpound/Razar? And do you like Scooby Doo? (random question lol)
MICHELANGELO:
I don't go on that website anymore. I'm too busy hanging with my bros now.
And of COURSE I like Scooby Doo!
My and the guys watch it all the time! But don't tell them I told you… Did you know that Donnie ships Fred with Daphne?
Pandy1031: Leo: What was the longest time you've ever mediated and where?
LEONARDO:
When I went on my trip to Central America.
I meditated for about 32 hours once.
… I was really hungry after words.
Pandy1031: April: If you had to choose to date Casey or Donnie if it depended on the fate of the world who would it be? And here are the possible fates (not possible more like the fates completly 100% real *evil laugh*) Donnie: world peace Casey: WW3
APRIL:
I don't even know how those fates would even happen, but I can actually see them happening.
Casey starting a war? Seems likely.
I would have to go with Donnie on this one then. Sorry Casey, but I really don't feel like being shot at.
Pandy1031: Master Splinter: Can you remember how much the turtles were when you bought them at that pet store?
SPLINTER:
*thinks for a moment*
They were on sale, I believe that altogether, they were twenty American dollars.
MICHELANGELO:
*slumps*
20 bucks?! Dude…
DONATELLO:
That's pretty cheap for turtles.
MICHELANGELO:
I'm worth a lot more than 20 dollars…
SPLINTER:
Yes, indeed, Michelangelo. But I paid twenty, and it was an amazing twenty dollars spent.
Pandy1031: Kraang: I know you milked those worms in wormquake but what did you do with them afterwards?
KRAANG:
The Kraathatrogons that you call worms, but Kraang call Kraathatrogons, have been what Kraathatrogons are called after Kraathatrogons are contained in a containment unit.
They are well kept.
Pandy1031: Bradford/Dogpound/Razar: How did you feel when you got mutated? And then mutated again?
CHRIS:
It hurts.
Being turned into a mutt doesn't do much for your self-esteem. All I want to be is human again, but now of course I have a mutation above a mutation.
That stink fly better come up with a retro mutagen fast, because right now, his knowledge is the only thing keeping him alive.
Pandy1031: Xever/Fishface: Do you even like the name Fishface that Mikey gave you? And what is the most expensive thing you've ever stole?
XEVER:
I don't like the name 'Fishface' it just reminds me how I have a face of a fish.
The most expensive thing I have taken was probably the gems from the old Jewelry shop. They were blue beauties.
Too bad I had to sell them to your mom. *laughs*
Pandy1031: Tori: Do you live with the turtles or do you just hang out with them because I would imagine it's not very safe to do something like this putting it on the internet.
TORI:
I don't live with the turtles. I'm like April, I visit.
And the guys know I put this on Fanfiction.
There's just a couple of rules I have to follow.
NO TELLING WHERE THE LAIR IS! Sorry guys.
NO TELLING VERY DEEP SECRETS! The guys can tell you their own secrets, but I'm not allowed to say anything.
And, NO GIVING AWAY MASTER SPLINTER'S SECRET STASH OF CANDY AWAY! I found it once… I only I had one piece… just one. *Sniffs*
Pandy1031: OH MY GOSH THE FOOT JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE HELP PLEASE I ONLY HAD 4 YEARS OF TRAINING!
TORI:
Freak! Crap! What!
MICHELANGELO:
Somebody signal Silver Sentry!
LEONARDO:
Their foot bots! Just stab all of them in the head!
DONATELLO:
I would come and save you… but I have no idea where you live, and it would be creepy if I did… and also, it's illegal to track your computer.
TORI:
You guys suck.
Wolfshapshifter:
To Raphael: She'd have to do a lot more than that to scare you huh... whelp then I guess it wouldn't bother you that I just slipped a cockroach in your shell. (Raphael starts screaming and running around like a maniac)
RAPHAEL:
*runs out of lair*
GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!
MICHELANGELO:
*Giggles*
Aw, poor Raphie.
LEONARDO:
*sighs* I better go get him…
Wolfshapshifter: To Leo: Favorite moment in your life.
LEONARDO:
Getting my katanas.
It was like receiving another piece of my life's puzzle.
Wolfshapshifter: To Donnie: How many experiments can you make in one day without taking a break?
DONATELLO:
I have no idea because SOMEONE *Glares at Leonardo* won't let me stay in my lab that long.
LEONARDO:
Hey! It's not just me! *Looks at Raphael*
RAPHAEL:
Don't go blamin me when there's others to blame! *glares at Michelangelo*
MICHELANGELO:
Guilty of charge! But there's others too! *Looks towards Master Splinter*
SPLINTER:
I will not allow one of my sons to rot in a single room, even if it is for knowledge. You all need to be balanced.
MICHELANGELO:
Where'd Donnie go?
*everyone looks around*
*all eyes go to the lab*
ALL:
DONATELLO!
Wolfshapshifter: To Splinter: Was your Father a ninja?
SPLINTER:
My father was indeed a ninja, and has taught me almost everything I know.
RAPHAEL:
What do you mean by 'almost' everything?
SPLINTER:
I may have picked up a few things here and there. *smiles*
Wolfshapshifter: To April: April sweetie just ignore all of those people that ship you with Donnie or Casey make your own choice on who you want to love and if people don't like that choice then they need to change not you.
APRIL:
Thanks
Wolfshapshifter: To Tori: (Whispers.) Though personally I think she should be paired with Donnie.
TORI:
*laughs*
You and everyone else.
Yet, I don't ship April with anyone actually…
*sighs* how more unnormal can I get?
Wolfshapshifter: To Casey: Hey Casey ignore those Casey haters if there is one person that likes you on this earth of Casey haters they should raise their hand (Everybody has their hand down except for Raphael.) Okay I'm coming Casey hold on ( A beautiful teenager with bright strawberry red hair and stunning blue eyes and has freckles alining the bridge of her nose walks on stage wearing a white jump suit and white high heel boots.) Hello Casey I wanted to do this for a long time ever since I saw that you had a cute gap (Pounces on Casey and everyone and hear kissing. She quickly shape shifts in to a white wolf and runs out of the room leaving Casey dazed and has dozens of lipstick marks on his face and one perfectly planted on his lips like he is wearing lipstick.)
CASEY:
…Wow *smirks*
I decided that I'll post this fiction every Sunday, so throughout the week, you guys give me questions, then on Sunday, Ill post the replies
:)
See ya
-Tori