Blade is writing~ (after so long~)

Blade: Hiyah guys~! Sorry for not updating~! I have school on the twenty ninth (Thursday... Tomorrow... =( Life sucks... Welp! I need to write this... Just telling you guys, I have a blog... I'm not trying to advertise or anything... I just wanted to tell you guys that... although I hardly post anything on that... Never mind... I'll just write.

The Next Day~ Morning~

"Oi~! Nii-Chan! Wake up~! Breakfast is almost ready~!" A feminine voice called out. A girl opened the door. Her soft, silky hair sitting innocently on the side of her beautiful body, a frying pan and a spatula in her hands, and the smell of omelets filled the room. The image of a perfect house wife.

"Mou... Nii-Chan~! Wake up~!" The girl set down the items in her hands, and shook the brother.

"Ugh... I'm awake.." The brother sat up straight, making the girl stand up from her crouching position.

"Good! Breakfast is almost done downstairs! Better hurry up, before I eat it~!" The girl skipped out of the room, humming a tune, not forgetting the frying pan and spatula.

((Few minutes later))

A sweat covered boy ran down the stairs gracefully, not tripping over the staircase. Sitting at his chair, the boy waited for his up coming breakfast, only to get a pancake batter covered girl, holding a napkin.

"I-I'm sorry Nii-Chan... I-I couldn't make pancakes... can you clean me Nii-Chan...?" The brown haired girl poked her index fingers together.

"Sure Tsuki. Come over here." Tsuna patted his lap. Tsuki blushed at the fact that she needed to sit on his lap, but sat on Tsuna's lap anyway. The blushing Tsuki handed the napkin, but it ended up getting pushed away.

"I have no need for that. And plus, it would be a waste to not eat your cooking." A tongue licked a cheek. Tsuki blushed. Her brother... This was... This was-

"N-Nii-Cha~n" Tsuki moaned. The roughed yet slimy feeling of the tongue on her neck, it felt so good~.

"Tsuki..." Tsuna huskily whispered into her ear, licking it in the process.

"Nii-Chan.." Tsuki whispered. Their chest were touching, rubbing against each other.

"Tsuki..." Tsuna lowered his face. Only a few more inches left...

"Nii-Chan..." Tsuki shyly stuck her tongue out. 2 inches...!

"Tsuki..." 1 1/4 inches...!

"Nii-Chan..." So close~!

"Tsuki.." Their lips were almost touching. The hot pants from Tsuki aroused Tsuna to no end.

"Nii- NII-SAN!" A pillow crashed into his blushing crimson face.

"I'M AWAKE!" Tsuna panted, his face turning a hue darker than crimson.

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Please wait while the author passes out from shock at what she just wrote. ((Neko: And i just had a nosebleed, i need some blood... anybody, would you mind if you give me some?))

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"Finally, you're awake already. I kept calling your name, but you just said something else in your pillow. Sheesh... (But it was kinda funny... Tsuki thought as she laughed inwardly.)"

"S-Sorry.." Tsuna muttered, not being able to look at Tsuki in the eye. That dream... Gyah! He wasn't supposed to look at Tsuki in that light! It was wrong!

As Tsuna kept on thinking about why looking at Tsuki in that light was wrong, our Tuna Fish kept calling out the brothers name.

"Oi, Nii-San! Nii-Sa~n!" the brunette stopped calling out her brother's title, thinking about what he was dreaming.

'Let's see. Well... some perverted stuff happened yesterday... so could he be dreaming about that? Hmmmm... Maybe that triggered a certain dream... Maybe...' Tsuki bit her bottom lip.

"Oi~! Nii-Chan~! Wake up! Breakfast is ready~!" Tsuki used her "cute voice".

"Mou... Nii-Chan~! You there!?" Continued Tsuki as she continued to think about his dream.

"Tsuki..." Tsuki looked at her brother. His eyes were half lidded, and he was panting.

'Oh crap... Maybe that was to much...' Tsuki thought as she walked backwards.

Tsuna turned to his dame sister.

"You better get out... Before I pounce on you."

Blade: Shorrryyyyyyyy... Short I know... but still... you guys got Tsuna's perverted dream... that's enough... Right? Welp... I have to continue writing Our Times Combinato.. sho... BWYE BI~!

Neko : i want to tell all of you... WHAT HAVE I DONE? I JUST TURN MY WRITING PARTNER INTO A PERVERT JUST LIKE MY SELF! It was my idea in a first place to make Tsuna in his puberty stage... omg.

Blade: I'm back from school~! ... The dream was supposed to be like Minami Ke where Tsuki wipes off the sweat, and them having kids... and then the "Ahahahaha Ahahahaha" thing... But it turned into this... I tried watching Aki Sora... but it gave me the grossness... kaldhfjklashfJKLDHAFJKDHFJKSDFHKAEHFUDSKAHFEJKAJH. *Sigh* I was kinda perverted in the first place, reading R27 and G27... things...

UPDATE 9/2: Grammar and adding a little something.