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106. Monogram and Carl, Professional, Friendship (requested by GTS)

"Sir, what are you wearing?"

"I'm dressed up as Carmen Miranda, Carl."

"But, sir," Carl replied, "we're supposed to be professional, and professionals don't dress up like that, or wear fruit on their heads."

"Put a sock in it, Carl!" Monogram demanded. "And go clean my shoes! I'm going to be at my brother's wedding."

"You have a brother?"

"Shh, the fans aren't supposed to know."