Hi guys! Sorry I changed my name! it had to go with my new DA account. So you can find me! Here is my DA account link check it out: .com/ So I had this plot bunny for a while and I decided that im doing a project on Invader Zim so why not do an Invader Zim story during it? Btw I need ur guys help! I really need some people to answer a few questions for me! I promise more chapters faster based on how many people answer my questions. Ok here are the rules, answer the questions TRUTHFULLY and please answer all of them or you will not be used in my project. And it would make me very happy to see a little comment at the end ^_^ ok here are the questions:

Do you watch Invader Zim?

How old are you?

Boy worm-baby or a girl worm-baby?

And do you have any worm- baby spawns (do you have children)?

Thank you so much for your help and patience! Now here is the chapter and please enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I UNFORTUNATELY DO NOT OWN ANY OF INVADER ZIM EXCEPT THIS PLOT!

Inspired by Mountain Dew and World of Warcraft…

You reached into the hat and pulled out a paper that yelled "MOUNTAIN DEW!"

Misa grabbed it instinctively and of course yelled her heart out. After ten minutes of screeching Misa finally sat down and began to pout 'cuz no one would listen to her. Matt sat up and your heart began to pound. You've had a major crush on Matt for quite some time and you're starting to thinking he knows. He grinned a full gamer grim and beckoned you to follow him. He led you to the kitchen. Of course who wouldn't want to stay in the kitchen for a whole night? It's a snack lair! You thought to yourself.

He went into the fridge and grabbed two mountain dews. He tossed you one and you caught it (I would never catch a soda can and live to tell the tale TT_TT) the most awesome way you could catch a soda can. He opened it, took a sip and took out his PSP. You felt a little hurt that Matt would rather play his games than try to make conversation. However, a huge light bulb lit up! Sneakily, you took your unopened soda can and slipped around the corner that led from the kitchen to the dining room and shook the can like a maniac monkey. Then you walked back where Matt was playing his PSP. Slightly aiming you can towards him and you, you opened the can.

WOOSH! Matt totally freaked and hid his PSP in his vest. The can seemed to be never ending and it didn't stop coming out until you were both soaking (weird huh?) wet. Matt got furious.

"Why the hell did you do that for?"

"It wasn't my fault!"

"You opened the can!"
"You threw the can at me!"

"Whatever." He grabbed his PSP from his vest and checked if it was ok.

"Matt…? I'm sorry." He paused then returned to doing what he was doing. You walked to the sink and took off your shirt and pants and tossed them in there and grabbed one of those mini towels from one of the drawers. You dried yourself and began to rinse your clothes. However, you didn't notice the peeks that Matt was peeking from his work. When you finished you looked at him (and he looked away) you walked slowly and seductively to him. You made him face you, he avoided eye contact, and unzipped his vest and took it off.

"Matt you need to take off your shirt. You're soaking, you could get a cold." He didn't budge.

"C'mon Matt! If you get sick I'm going to have to live with the guilt!" He still didn't move.

"Matt! If you don't take it off then I will!" Matt's face went bright and he began to take off his striped shirt. He gave it to you and you took it.

"Matt, your pants too." Slowly, he took them off and handed them to you while you went to the sink. You tossed him a hand towel and started to rinse his clothes. Then, you tossed all of the clothes in the dish washer. Sighing, you turned to him and took in all his beauty. Then he grabbed a cigarette from god knows where and lighted it. Frowning, you walked up to him. Coughing, you took the cigarette from his mouth and tossed it into the sink and drowned it.

"Um… ma'am I needed that."

"Um sir… no ya didn't. I don't want you dying on me."

"Whatever."

"No not whatever! This is serious Matt!"

"…I can't help it. I'm addicted."

"I have something better that is okay for you to be addicted to."

"What?"

"Me."

You walked up to him and bravely wrapped your arms around his neck and planted a kiss on his god-like lips. He shocked you by kissing back. His arms snaked around your waist, pulling you closer. You pulled away and grinned victoriously.

"Since when?" He whispered in your ear.

"Since ever." You replied. You hummed as you played with a piece of his hair. He chuckled and pulled you in for another kiss. He nibbled on your bottom lip, and you gladly allowed access he so desired. You felt his tongue lash out and attack you mouth. You moaned into his mouth. Your hands ran up and down his stomach. His hands ran up and down Your sides when finally they settled at your bra clasp. He undid the clasp and your bra fell limp. Quickly you slipped the clothing off,, never once breaking contact. You pressed your body closer to Matt, deepening the kiss further. You broke the kiss and gasped for air. Matt did the same, however he did not stop. He pulled you closer and bit and nipped at you neck. Your fingers found their way to his hair, and you moaned as he nipped the especially sensitive parts of your skin. He left little butterfly kisses along your neck and up to your jaw, and up further back to you lips. You hand found one of his free hands and placed it on your breast. His hand squeezed and you growled. You broke the kiss the pulled Matt to the floor. He sat across from you and you crawled to him and licked his ear, he shuddered. Smirking, you moved down to his chest and started licking eagerly. Your mouth reached his nipple and you made a circle around it with your tongue before licking it. Matt gasped at the sensation. You did the same to the other side. Matt was breathing heavily, as you traced you tongue in the middle of his well-toned abs, getting dangerously low.

"You taste like Mountain Dew…" You said looking up. You continued down until the last piece of clothing shut him away from the world. Your fingers curled around the top of the fabric, when he stopped you.

"Are you sure about this?" He asked in all seriousness. You nodded and he grabbed your wrists and pinned you to the floor. "Then your innocence is mine." He growled in your ear.

"Oh woah!" Your eyes snapped open. You lifted your head up and saw Mello standing there. He was looking away and his face was a deep crimson. You looked at your surroundings and saw you were lying next to Matt, on Misa's kitchen table, butt-naked, and in front of Mello. Then last night came flooding back to you. You blushed deeply.

"Erm… uh… good… morning?" You said, not really knowing what else to say. Mello just nodded awkwardly.

"I should… grab a blanket." Mello said awkwardly. You just nodded.

"And some extra clothes." You added. He nodded and left. You sighed and looked back at Matt's still sleeping figure. You stroked his face and went to the dishwasher and grabbed your newly clean clothes.

"Wow it really works! It really makes my clothes look better!" You dressed and took Matt's clothes and went to wake your new lover up.

[10 years later]

"Maxine! Don't forget your lunch!"

"Sorry Mom!" You sighed as she ran back and grabbed her Invader Zim lunch box. You gave her a quick kiss to her cheek and sent her off.

Your daughter just turned 9 and she's already doing high school math. Home schooling is really amazing now-a-days, especially with a brainiac like her father. You sighed as she drove off with her father, going to his work. You sighed, she went to games just like her father and showed pure Gaming talent. Of course she learned from the best.

You sat in your favorite rocking chair and thought to that fateful day at Misa's house. You'd have to thank her for that party, and how Matt reacted when he found out. He took you into his arms and said "I will take care of both of you and never leave you." It was a promise he has kept so far, and always will.

Aww that was adorable! Well… sorta ^_^ I hope you guys are happy now, for now at least. Next:

BB

Our LIST CONTINUES…

Light (for fangirls), Mikami, and Mastuda (I STILL DON'T HAVE A PLOT FOR POOR MASTU)

Please please please answer the questions above. If you hadn't read them yet please read them and answer them! I need at least 200 hundred people to answer it. I will be eternally grateful! If you want to pms me instead then go ahead I just need answers! ^_^

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Until next time!