Author's Note: The 365 Project is an experimental multi-fandom project to write and post at least one short every day for the next year, not including my semi-regular bi-weekly updates. For more details, see the relevent section in my profile. This is The 365 Project, 9 November.
In the immortal words of Samuel L. Clemens... "Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR."
Disclaimer: "Ranma 1/2" is owned by Takahashi Rumiko, used without permission or intent to profit. I'm unsure who owned "Tenchi Muyo", but it falls under the same classifications and restrictions. As does our surprise mystery guest...
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"Chibified"
'Super-Heavyweight'
By J.T. Magnus, 'Turbo'
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Saotome Ranma sighed as he kicked Kuno Tatewaki hard enough that the self-proclaimed 'Blue Thunder' went flying through the air out of the park and out of sight.
"Well, folks," the female of Ranma's two chibi-puppets announced, "It looks like Team Stupid is blasting off again."
"At least Kuno's building up frequent flyer miles," the male chibi-puppet added.
"I've been wondering..." the female started.
"Never a good thing to hear from you, Chibi-ko," her counterpart remarked.
"Stuff it, Chibi-ma," Chibi-ko retorted, "Why do we call him just 'Kuno', but we call his sister by her name? I know two Kunos would get confusing, but why not Kodachi and Tatewaki, why Kodachi and Kuno?"
"I never thought I'd say this," Chibi-ma sighed, "But you're thinking too much."
Any response was cut off as a screeching roar cut through the twilight air, followed shortly by sounds of devastation in the distance slowly growing closer.
Chibi-ma looked off in the direction from which the sounds were coming and saw something through the gaps between buildings, something large and familiar to every citizen of Japan, "What do you make of this, Chibi-ko?"
"Well, Chibi-ma," Chibi-ko smirked, "Off hand, I'd say we have ourselves a new challenger."
"Really?" Chibi-ma cocked his head to the side, "I thought that it was nature pointing out again the folly of man."
"Either way," the red-haired chibi-puppet shrugged, "You know what this means... It's Titantron time."
Chibi-ma groaned, "Please tell me you're not going to use that as some kind of tagline... it's worse than 'Ranma! Prepare to die!'."
Chibi-ko gave her 'brother' a dirty look, "Let's just start the damn music."
Almost as soon as the words were out of her mouth, images began playing on the sides of nearby buildings, regardless of the buildings' size, and from out of nowhere a song by Blue Oyster Cult was heard. This lasted for close to two minutes before a towering figure slammed into one of the buildings and sent it crashing to the ground. With a triumphant roar, Godzilla stepped into the park and Ranma did the one thing he never thought he would ever do; he looked up at the giant nuclear powered reptile and shook his head.
"Aw, hell no!"