~000-On a date-000~

Dating a troll is different than a human. Trolls have four spaces for a relationship, while humans only have one. Though we can adjust to certain moments. Like right now.

Be the Rose:

You are now the Rose. Basically the plant that, the Rose human had picked up. You are surrounded with another dozen of your lost cousins, brothers, sisters, and you. You have a very large family. You have no clue why you are a plant but it is a better view than from below. -Wait why am I typing this!? No, I am taking over-

You are now the ROSE human. You are carring a dozen of roses, that you bought from the gift store downtown where you lived. Your matesprite, who lived up north where you lived. You two decided it would be better if you two stay sort of close together ,but not to far. It isnt a long walk, more like four meters/blocks from now.

You knew today is the first anniversary thanks to the game, for meeting your love, to her living. You felt a small smile trace over your black lips. If the game didn't come in the mail, youve never met her. As silly and plain it sounds, it was true. Nothing was right and you know it.

Dating an alien, more precisely a troll. Who has green-ish blod, and is a vampire, and is your girlfriend. Wow what a great story to tell to your children. You thought to yourself, as you imagine their faces. It was slightly funny to you but quickly pulling your mind together. You had to ask a few favors from a few of your friends. Luckily enough John owns a business, Dave who is being the waiter, Jade and Jane who are cooking the meals. Dirk and Jake deal with the entertainment. Which slightly scares you for a moment, and Roxy was ,well, Roxy.

Anywho, here you standing at your girlfriend's "Welcome" sign. You waited, and waited. It took a while to figure out why she hasnt come answering the door, it was because you didn't ring the door bell or even trying to knock at the door. It was pretty funny how this could happen. 'You, being nervous, about what?' you asked to yourself until you got an answer.

It was mostly rejection. You knew the feeling too well.

You tried to forget the feeling but it is growing larger in your gut to per say. You shrug it off and knocked at the door. As soon as your hand connected to the door and made a sound, the door open to revile a tall like troll. Two horns, a small smile, and her favorite clothing she worn every day and night since you met her.

-TIME SKIPPY!-

Be John:

You are now the goofy kid with square glasses, goofy smile, blue eyes, and a rental resurant for one whole day. And man finding one was hard, you tried to ask dad but he said no. Which you understood, so you rented a building that is already a resurant and turned it into your own and boom!

And then you get a call from rose. One of your best friend, who is dating a female troll. And you get this sweet pollo shirt. And a black tie, but you truely don't care for it.

There was a loud chrashing sound coming in the kitchen and for once you are afried that one someone hurt themselves and two something dropped pretty loudly. Three it is going to be a long day for me~! Oh yes for John.

-Okay now you are finished with John be someone eles-

Be Karkat:

Sorry, this person you call "Karkat" isn't here at the moment. Try again later.

-Okay dumbbell, try the Rose human-

Be Karakt: -NO, you know what fuck you!-

Be Rose human:

You are now the Rose human, with your girlfriend, in the reasurant that John told you about, and there is John jumping in mid flight from something. You wanted to go back and make dinner but you were lazy and this is what you get when asking friends for a favor.

After a while, things went smooth. Kanaya enjoyed her time, I had soup while she had a salad. I knew she enjoys her greens and other food groups like us ,humans. Long behold John rocking that suit, being the manager he has to check up on us and then go to several other people.

Sure enough I guess there are some people who go to new places whme they are open. Well one after another people started coming in. John tried to convince them that they can't be here but sure enough John lost the battle, and let the people eat here. Kanaha was worried at first but calmed down when none of them noticed her, which was good.

I wanted to ask John what's the matter but he is busy at the moment. I could see orders coming in left and right which was pretty funny. We stayed there for a while waiting until everyone got food, ate, finished and finally leave. And when they did, John earned nearly one hundred and thrity-three dollars. Sure enough John split it in evens and shared with almost everyone.

When we finally got to leave I had to drop off Kanaya to her house. It once again wasn't a long walk and we made it back there in no time flat. The funny thing is I got a text from John.

(J=John and R=Rose)

J: Hey Rose, I have been thinking that I should open up a business. With the help on Jade and Jane, of course.

R: Well that good to hear John. And do you have the money to pay it off?

You knew John worked with his father, and he is a good baker. But I wasn't sure about the money problem.

J: I am working on that. I am just letting you know, and I already asked Jade and Jane before they left if I opened up a job, would they work for me. And they said yes.

R: Okay, but you do realized that your going have to do a lot of work.

J: Yes, I know what has to be done.

With that our conversation ended and I went straight to bed when I made it home.