~000-Kissing-000~

Be Dave:

Here you are, being man handle by a blind chick who likes anything with red. And I mean anything red. And today I was wearing my awesome shirt. It was a pollo, button down, fireengine red color. With black slacks, black shiny shoes, black tie, red jacket, and what to complete everything together. My awesome, cool shades. Yup, that's how you complete an awesome, sexy, Strider.

Whats worst was that you had a red cooler drink. And man it was awesome until ,{hint: was}, it was knocked from my hands by a blind chick. And man I mean blind, she swears she sees colors when really I think she had a little too much of what she had. Beings the gentalmen I was I lift her from the ground.

When you have her lifted from the ground, she tried to look at you in the face but she couldnt. You being the cool kid, she was pulling a challenge. With that you had to protect your man card. Every guy has one, until they get married, have sex, get childern, and sometimes hanging around with a bunch of girls.

Days like these sometimes get to you, but not today mother fucker! Mother Nature loves fucking with you and you know it, she is the bitch of all creation. Sometime is its the other way around. Though most of the time it is her fault. You wanted to believe that she wont fuck with you but you know you are wrong. Oh so wrong, even how many raps you can come up with. Won't help you out of this mess.

Luckily enough she was single, good because I wasn't going to fight some fucker who can't keep up with their girlfriends or even wife's for there sakes. If anything you were happy a bit, until you had to leave. She didn't stop you, but I fact she was following you. You dont know why but she is and you are sort of glad. I allowed myself to be loud so she could follow me. That was until something hit me. It was more like someone.

Who it was, was a small kid. He was no older than I was, but here's the thing. He had a zodiac symbol of 69, I know what it means. It means something sexual, and man did I hate it. It made me mad on the inside, but of course there was two meanings of it and the other was cancer. Cancer didnt piss me off as much as the other meaning. But still who would wear something that deals with sex?

If I was captain obvious I would've won a- no not an a but more like seven golden medals for it. But today, I won't be a smartass yet. Not yet anyhow. The kid looked piss, like I was with his shirt. And man it was a long staire off, until the girl interrupted my thoughts.

"Sorry for bumping into you, and did you find my cane? Why are we at a stand still?" There was so much I could answer until the kid did. "One, I am taking you home, two your cane is long gone, three who is this dirt bag?" Okay skratch that out I wanted to do more than piss on him, no I wanted to punch his face in.

No one made me this mad before and it is pissing me off more. Sure enough I had a quick plan, and it was a mission. It wasn't smart but it was great. I quickly grab whoever she was and kissed her. She had this cherry red flavor, and interesting about our kiss. Which of course I move back and when I did, I walked away like a champ, though the other kid was way beyond pissed. Which I smiled and laughed along until I found my friend. John was the guy and man he was awesome, which of course the other kid left with his friend.

That was one of the most interesting kissing I have.

~000-THE END-000~