Suggested by: wwizard from DevianArt wwizard also suggested JanexRoxy, and KaraktxTerezi (?)

~000-Wearing each others' clothes-000~

Be the creepy stalker in someone's bed:

Morning together are chaotic mess. Including Dave, who mostly strifes with his bro which cause even a bigger mess. But anywho I wake up in Dirk's bed with him still sleeping. He looks amazing sleeping. His muscles working, reflexing under his weight, shifting. I tried not to smiled but I failed to keep in check.

I lightly came closer to him, and when I did, I gave him a little push with my nose on his cheek. He mumbles something, and soon I kisses him. Gentally of course, hopping out of bed, I quickly and quitely grabs some clothes.

I didn't bother checking up on Dave, but when I walked down and saw something on the couch. Surprisingly it was John and Dave sleeping together on the couch. Now me being me, I had to take a picture. There are reasons, one it's blackmail and the other was dirk won't beleive me. So why not, ignoring my mission earlier, I walked all the way to dirks room and grabbed his camera. I know not to touch any of his stuff but only for today I will do it.

Sure enough when I got there, they were still sleeping. Anyways after the picture, I went back onto my mission. Cooking food. Yup I am "the underwear" of our family. Though I still don't get it. I don't think I ever will.

But anyhow, it was really early and I needed something warm. I can feel my skin peeling off of me which causes more goose-bumps. 'Stupid cool weather' you lightly mutter to yourself. But yet you couldn't keep that smile off your lips. Nor is it like your going to get rid of it soon anyhow. You know the basic cooking material like pancakes, bacon, eggs, and some others.

But today your going to try something different. You are making a double chocolate chip pancakes. And MANNNNN! You love them, if your whole life you can live on anything it would be these bad boys. Well besides Beef Jerky, double chocolate chip pancakes are awesome and amazing. Sadly you didn't notice a bigger form of a smile streached in longer length.

You were just about to cook until something felt wrong. And sure enough you forgot to use the bathroom. Quickly forgetting what you were doing earlier, you rushed down the halls and found the nearest bathroom to you. -this is soooo bad of me- It didn't take long to Let it all go, and man you felt relaxed but the sad thing is. You forgot to closed the door, and lock it because the person who walked onto you was John. He was still fazed by sleepiness to register that someone is occupying the restroom.

"Ummm... Hey there laddie... Mind to use the other bathroom?" you words didn't affect him, infact it did nothing onto the poor boy who walked onto the middle something. It was important to you to let go but now here is John in the wrong moment. All he did was staire into your nervous soul, it freaked you out that he is standing there. Doing nothing, and then it hit you. His eyes are still closed, still lightly snoring, and of course still asleep.

Then more started hitting you, you were about to say something when you realized that something bad might happen if you wake up a sleepwalker. You just hope you didn't screw him over, and luck enough for you he turned -like a zombie- and walked away from the bathroom saying this. "On ward my little lizards! We have a kingdom to cruel over!" And of course sometimes you thought he should go to a therapist to sort out some of his weird problems.

Sure enough, quickly got myself together after washing my hands. Which ended me to go downstairs to see John laying on top of Dave. I couldn't keep a little chuckle out. I mean come on there... Ummmm... Different. Yes, different. Mentally agreeing with yourself, you began to cook.

It took you no less than an hour to competely have everything ready for the boys to wake up to a nice smel- that's when you heard feet. Really fast feet, chairs moving which made a sound. But that wasn't it. Nope, you felt yourself being hugged behind you and when you turned your head to face your attacker. You saw it was Dirk, which he stole a deep kiss from you.

Shocked mentally but most melt into his deep kiss and warm embrace. When finally pulling apart, you can see the other boys doing something else. John was plainly rubbing his eyes and Dave being the "cool" kid he is. "Hey John old champ. Did you know you sleep walked into the bathroom when I was using it and then mutter something about lizards and kingdom to rule?" which that John looked at you like you were crazy but said this. "It's a bit too early to wake up hearing Jake."

Sure enough you felt Dirk grabino your side and when he did he said this. "Mind if I can have my clothes back, not like your fucking hot as hell. But I am cold and your clothes won't fit me." You felt your face heat up, which you looked down to see you are indeed wearing Dirk clothes. You nodded at his response, with your face beating red and a bit strong between _. (Fill the blank)

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