A/N: Aye, would appreciate reviews, if any. :)
Many thanks to Anne and WinterFairy 7337 for beta help.
I do not own Austin & Ally.
Agents Dez and Dawson stared at the two Colours standing by their cars. The two were also reciprocating the staring.
Dez had earlier allowed them to call him by his first name, finding that calling him Agent Wade constantly had become rather cumbersome (A/N: Ahh, reminds of Cumberbatch!) and tedious to hear.
Both Austin and Trish had acted rather strangely earlier; if they could describe it, it would probably be cold and unfeeling. They had both sported stoic expressions as they tried on outfit after outfit of blacks and whites before Dez and Dawson had called an end to the clothes-fitting at Inritus and dragged them back to their coloured world.
"You could quit staring at us," Trish finally spoke up, annoyed with the silence.
"Sorry, the both of you were just acting out of character earlier," replied Agent Dawson.
"And acting like complete b-" Dez stopped as all 3 shot him warning looks but he didn't get it, so he continued with a confused look. "-ums."
"No, we weren't. We just felt a little moody," protested Austin.
"Sure you were, Austin. Sure you were," said Dez. Austin pouted at the condescending tone.
"Well, your clothes were totally boring." Trish yawned as the two colourless agents looked offended. "Anyway, as odd as that conversation was, it's now time for some colourful fashions!" cried Trish gleefully. Dez and Dawson wondered what was to come.
"Yeah, I'm not going to put that on," said Agent Dawson flatly.
Austin smirked as he held up the chicken costume, complete with feathers and beak.
"Austin, quit messing around and come help me control this doofus!" snapped Trish.
Austin sighed and went over to Dez who was wearing 7 different-coloured sweaters at the same time.
"I like to try new things!" Dez had exclaimed.
"Um, dude, one at a time."
"But, how am I supposed to finish trying everything if I do it one at a time?" Dez looked pointedly at the pile that Trish had dragged out for him to try on.
Austin laughed heartily. "You don't have to try everything, y'know."
"Oh?," Dez returned a sheepish grin.
Meanwhile, Agent Dawson was shocked and slightly worried at the expression on Dez's face. She had never seen him so much as crack a rueful smirk in his life and there he was, grinning?
"So, wanna try this on?" Austin's voice interrupted her thoughts.
"Austin, I already told you. I'm not going to wear a chicken suit." Dawson turned around to find that instead of a yellow feathery thing, Austin was holding up a simple red dress with chiffon cap sleeves. It was actually...quite beautiful.
"I think red might suit you! Although I can't really tell with that pasty complexion of yours," teased Austin.
Agent Dawson rolled her eyes as she took the dress. By now, Dez looked like a neon signboard advertisement in Tokyo.
As Dawson went into the changing rooms, Trish pulled at Dez's collar to adjust it and was surprised. Were his roots turning coppery in colour?
"Anyone else think that we have possibly unleashed something in Dez?" whispered Trish to Austin and Dawson as Dez skipped on ahead of them in eye-catching colours. He was also currently singing 'I'm Walking on Sunshine' as he beamed from ear to ear creeping passers-by out.
"You think?" Dawson quipped sarcastically as she watched her partner with a disturbed look on her face. She was too absorbed in her partner's strange behaviour to have noticed how Austin had marvelled at her in the red dress.
"Hey, who knew Red had it in him to be fun, huh?" Austin grinned proudly.
"Red?" questioned Dawson.
"Haven't you noticed that his hair's taking on a shade of colour now? I reckon he's a legit redhead." So Trish wasn't the only one who had noticed the change.
Agent Dawson gasped as she immediately jumped onto the back of a skipping Dez, causing him to almost topple over as she grabbed for his hair. "Ouch! Hey!"
Austin and Trish raised their brows and watched with wide eyes as the petite girl wrangled her partner around while she attempted to take a closer look at his hair.
The agent gasped again when she saw the brownish red hue that her partner's hair had taken.
"Are you done mishandling me?" scowled Dez from his position on the floor with Dawson's legs grabbing onto his waist while her arms were wrapped around his shoulders and fingers tangled in his hair.
"You...you're a ginger! I-you-I-*GASP*"
The other three watched cluelessly as the girl blubbered on before giving a ridiculously loud dramatic sounding gasp and turned on her heels, disappearing around a corner.
There was a moment of stunned silence.
"ARE YOU RUNNING BECAUSE GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS?!" Austin shouted at Agent Dawson's retreating back.
Trish thwacked Austin on the back of his head as half the street turned towards his loud voice.
"Oops."
"What's a ginger? It didn't sound like you were referring to the spice herb. Is it the other herb that can grow to be a thousand years old?" piped up Dez.
"No, that's ginseng," replied Austin.
"The gum disease?"
"That's gin...gingivitis...I think."
"The bread thingy?"
"Gingerbread."
Trish sighed and shook her head, feeling an upcoming migraine with the idiots surrounding her.
"WOULD YOU GUYS QUIT IT?!"
Austin and Dez jumped as Trish's voice interrupted their bickering on the best Zalien movie after they had found out that both worlds aired the movie series.
As much as the girl loved Zaliens, there were only so many hours of bickering on the same topic she could take. And besides, the boys were being dumb, the clear winner was Zaliens 3, duh. But don't tell Dez, cause that was his favourite too.
"Well, someone's being a buzzkill," muttered Dez as Austin nodded discreetly.
Not so discreetly it seemed, as Trish's brow twitched when she caught the both of them. "Just two days ago you were all, 'Call me Agent Wade' and now you're calling me a buzzkill?"
"Hey, I can be fun when needed. There just wasn't any need then."
"Sure you can, Dez. Sure you can." Even Austin was being condescending.
"Are you issuing me a challenge?" huffed the now, somewhat, redhead.
Austin and Trish glanced at each other and smirked at him.
"You're on."
- end -
A/N: Well, I hope this chapter was a tad funnier and enjoyable. :) Do leave a review if you can. Adios!
