Hello again! Sorry for the delay! As you already may have noticed, English is not my native language, though I give my best! Finally holidays came! More time to write and to get inspired! From now on, I'll try to post a new chapter once (sometimes twice, hopefully) a week. Thanks to everyone who enjoys this story! Don't forget to review and comment. Disclaimer: I already talked to Matiss (also) and he said no way a non-British girl could possible own Sherlock. You'll see Mark, I'm coming to get you...
Enjoy!
Ahahah! You're sick! The amazing Sherlock Holmes is sick! And everyone saw it 'cause you were on TV! lol – GL
Detective Inspector, I'm really not in the mood for little chat. If you wish to humiliate me more than John has already done today, go ahead. I won't stop you. – SH
OMFG! It's true! You´re ill! I thought it was a joke! So sorry Sherlock! You saying that you don't care about anyone making fun of you it's normal, but not complaining nor asking what 'lol' means… Get better buddy. – GL
I didn't ask because I know what it means. – SH
You do? Surprise me then. – GL
Of course it means 'League of Legends'! I just don't understand what the connection between the game and the fact that I am sick is. But do not enlighten me. No interest at all. – SH
Can't. Stop. Laughing. Sherlock. Just. Killed. Me. – GL
What?! Why?! What did he do?! Tell me! – JW
I texted Sherlock and I wrote lol for some reason. Then I asked him what it means. Do you what he said? – GL
John, ignore everything Lestrade is going to type. He is drunk, for sure. – SH
'LEAGUE OF LEGENDS'! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?! – GL
YOU SERIOUS?!~XD – JW
Do you have Twitter? And Facebook? – GL
Hell yeah! – JW
You already got the idea, didn't you? ;-) – GL
On the moment you said 'League of Legends', our brains made a connection between them! I'll ask for Sherlock to prove that theory! – JW
May I join you? I have contacts all over the world. – MH
I am not even asking how do you know what we are doing… - JW
Welcome aboard, my friend. Once inside, there's no way out. – GL
My dear, challenge me and that will be the last thing you'll do for the rest of your pathetic life. – MH
Your brother-in-law is a little weirdo, John. – GL
How many times… SHERLOCK IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! – JW
You are the only one who still believes that. :-P – GL
True… - MH
STOP IT!Let's get it started, alright? – JW
watch?v=v5CmwsrT0cY – GL
Greg, that's not what I mean! – JW
Sorry, I really had to do it :-} – GL
Can we start? – MH
Your still here? - JW
Dear Lord, Doctor Watson. Your grammar is terrible. – MH
Alright, that's it! I'm done with the Holmes and they're problem with the stupid English grammar! - JW
*their. Are you sure you've been to school? – MH
You know what? F*** you all! – JW
Did the show go bad? – MH
Hi Molly! Sherlock said that lol means 'League of Legends'! Ahahah! – GL
It actually means that. – molly
Not in this subtext. – GL
You should not make fun of Sherlock while he's sick. – molly
But it's funny! – GL
Molly? Are you there? – GL
Hi Sherlock! Feeling better? – molly
Leave me alone, Molly. – SH
Anderson, you wanna hear something marvellous? – GL
Even better than Sherlock being sick on TV? – PA
PA? What's your first name? – GL
Not important. – PA
Paul? – GL
No – PA
Peter? – GL
Just give up. – PA
Pace? Patrick? Peter? – GL
You'll never know. – PA
Won't I, Philip? – GL
How did you find out?! – PA
I GOT IT RIGHT?! MAN! I AM A FREAKING GENIOUS! – GL
No, you're not! – JM
Who are you? – GL
Theimprobableone. – JM *
Who? – GL
Hi Sherlock. Sorry about that earlier. – JW
No problem. – SH
Can I tell you a joke? – JW
Go ahead. – SH
Knock, knock. – JW
Who is it? – SH
Doctor. – JW
Doctor who? – SH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You got it?! – JW
Yeah. Very funny! – SH
You did not understand, did you? – JW
Nope. – SH
My intelligent boy! Why didn't you tell me you were sick? – mummy Holmes
I am better now, mum. – SH
You sure? – mummy Holmes
Yes. – SH
You know I care about you, Sherlock. – SH
I know, I know. How's dad? – SH
I which I could say. – mummy Holmes
Can I speak to him? – SH
Not tonight, sweetie. Not tonight. Love you! – Mummy Holmes
Love you too, mum. - SH
*If you didn't get the hint, please check the blog of Dr. John H. Watson. You'll get the idea... :D