You knew it, didn't you? – JW
What? – SH
That it was Moriarty who was going to appear, instead of Mycroft. – JW
I did not know. – SH
You're lying. – JW
I'm not. – SH
Too short answers. You're lying. – JW
Only lies have details. Therefore, I'm not lying to you. – SH
He is. Do not believe him, Dr. Watson. He half expected to see me there. – JM
Hum… A criminal master mind and a self-proclaimed sociopath… Who should I believe? – JW
Me! Choose me! – JM
Sure, why not? – JW
I am certain that you are trying to fool me, lapdog. – JM
You call me that one more time and I swear I'll kill you. – JW
Sherly, dear, you should put John on a leash. Take him for a walk. Just to brighten his ideas a bit. – JM
I like John exactly the way he is. Don't call me Shirley. – SH
I called you "Sherly", not "Shirley". – JM
Don't care. It's all the same. – SH
No, it's not! – JM
It is! – SH
It isn't! – JM
It is! – SH
It isn't! – JM
It is! – SH
IT ISN'T! – JM
IT IS! – SH
IF ANY OF YOU REPEATS THAT AGAIN, I'LL KILL YOU BOTH! :# =[ - JW
You're right. I may consider your advice. – SH
I told you there was a difference. – JM
I didn't mean the names. I was talking about taking him for a walk. – SH
And don't forget the leash! – JM
Goodnight Moriarty. – SH
Wait! Did you notice the code John used? – JM
Yes. I keep wondering what it means. - SH
Me too. You go check with your Homeless Network. I'll go check with my Criminal Network- JM
Consider it done. – SH
I've done it first than you. – JM
No, you didn't. – SH
I did. – JM
You didn't. – SH
I did. – JM
Didn't! – SH
Did! – JM
STOP IT NOW! SHERLOCK GO TO BED! MORIARTY GO BACK WHEREVER YOU WERE! – JW
I'm right in the same place as was before. – JM
I just saw you in the other side of the street. – JW
Really? Jim, wait! I'm coming! – SH
Alright. Hurry! – JM
What part of hurry did you not understand? – JM
Are you still there? – JM
Tic tac tic tac… - JM
Oh! I see. – JM
Get him John! There are times I wish I could be a cheerleader. My mum always said "Hell no!". However, I think she always wanted me to be a girl. To make me ponytails. – JM
Keep me updated lol – JM
Brother dear, you better keep the TV team under control. I don't want my name to become public and I specially don't want them to give the locations of secret areas. – MH
I thought you wanted to be in national television. – SH
One more warning, Sherlock. You text Moriarty again and I'll tie you up to the bed. - JW
I was texting Mycroft. – SH
Well then, you may continue. – JW
Glad our conversation has your approval, John. – SH
Back where we were, I told you I was satisfied that I would not be on the show. – MH
Mum told different. – SH
What do you mean? – MH
She texted me a couple days ago, saying you wanted to be there. – SH
Mum is getting old. You can't listen to everything she says. – MH
You're texting mum, aren't you? – MH
Damn, I'm screwed. – MH
You bet. :-0 – SH
Did you crack the code? – MH
John told me everything about it. It's just ridiculous. – SH
That's cheating! You couldn't ask for help! – MH
First of all, this wasn't a contest of who could crack the code first than the other. Second of all, I didn't ask for help. John read my texts and told me. – SH
What does it mean then? – MH
Turn your mobile to the right, as if it was lying, and tell me what you see. – SH
Oh my God. – MH
Yup. – SH
Mum just texted me. She's coming to pay us a visit. She said something about "talking about our behaviour". – MH
I thought you were referring to the code. – SH
That thing? I cracked it a long time before you. – MH
No you didn't! Until five minutes ago you had no idea! – SH
I did. – MH
You didn't! – SH
I did. – MH
YOU DID NOT! – SH
I did. – MH
MUM! – SH
Behave you two! It seems I don't have grown up children but kids instead! – Mummy Holmes
It was Mycroft! – SH
Of course! It's always Mycroft. – MH
It's always you. – GL
Greg? Not you! I already said I'm sorry! – MH
And I already said I don't give a fuck. – GL
Sherlock, dear, is this the lovely DI of the other day? – Mummy Holmes
Yes. If my sources are correct, Mycroft dumped Lestrade. – SH
Mycroft what?! – Mummy Holmes
You "heard me". Although it's physically impossible for you to hear me, since you're not talking to me. You're texting me. – SH
Oh really? – Mummy Holmes
You can't imagine how much I missed you being sarcastic. Is dad better? – SH
Much better. – Mummy Holmes
Happy to hear it, mum. I really am. Give my bests to dad. – SH
I will. Oh, and please stop that rivalry with your brother. – Mummy Holmes
It's not rivalry. – SH
It isn't sweetie. It isn't. – Mummy Holmes
Don't you start! I've had enough of that today. – SH
You're afraid of John, aren't you? – Mummy Holmes
No. – SH
Sherlock… - Mummy Holmes
Yes… - SH
Well then, I'll talk to you tomorrow. I've got many questions about Moriarty's return. - Mummy Holmes
Talk tomorrow? Like face-to-face conversation? – SH
Obviously. – Mummy Holmes
Why did you not warn me? – SH
Mycroft told you. – Mummy Holmes
And you say you are my mother… Mum, I IGNORE MYCROFT. I hear nothing he says. – SH
I knew it… - MH
Did Lestrade kick your ass? – SH
Sherlock! – Mummy Holmes
Oh c'mon! I'd love to see that happen! – SH
It'll never happen. – MH
You wanna bet? – SH
I'm in! – MH
Prepare to loose, sucker! – SH
SHERLOCK! – Mummy Holmes
BYE MUM! – SH
Keep out of London, Mummy. Please… - MH
You convinced me to make the opposite. Kisses! – Mummy Holmes
I hope you are very proud of yourself. – SH
Shut up. – MH
That Holmes family… Give up John. None of the Holmes is good enough for any of us. – GL
Whatever… I'm not going to repeat myself. – JW
Alleluia! We were all asking when you would give up on that. – GL
Mycroft dumped you, but that doesn't mean you have to disturb me. – JW
God! What happened to you? You sound just like Sherlock. Why does everybody hate me? – GL
Bye Greg. – JW
No! Don't leave me! – GL
John? – GL
I tried to call you. Why does it keep saying "your message was send to the voicemail"? – GL
Lestrade… - SH
Sherlock! Buddy! – GL
Do you have any case for me? – SH
No. – GL
Some sort of information that is essential for me to know? – SH
No. – GL
THEN STOP TEXTING US AT 2 AM! – JW
You did it. You guys managed to get rid of another friend of yours. – GL
Finally! – SH
Sherlock! – JW
Fine. Apologies, Inspector. Have a good night. – SH
Thanks. You two have a good night of sleep. – GL
We will. We will. - JW