Boy! I'm on fire! Three chapters in one week? I'll try to keep the rhythm, but who knows? I've some news. Something I love to do while I'm reading is listening to music so, from now on, I'll give you the name of the music I listened while writing the chapter. (Warning: most of the times, the music is part of the soudtrack of a movie)

Disclaimer: Still not mine. Anything. Not even the deerstalker.

Music: Coldplay - Atlas

So… Movie night without Greg. How dare you?! – GL

Here we go again. – SH

You don't even like to watch movies! I do! – GL

Another domestic with Mycroft? – SH

That idiot! We met a couple days ago through texts (remember?) and he dumped on me yesterday! So soon?! – GL

How could I forget? All because of a 'lol'. He dumped you again, didn't he? – SH

YES! What have I done to deserve this?! – GL

Nothing. Did you ask my brother why he dumped you again? – SH

I tried to call him. He didn't answer. – GL

Try again later. He must have a reason, after all. – SH

Yeah. I'll do that. – GL

Good choice. Don't forget to listen to everything he has to say and then think if you want to give him another chance. – SH

WHO ARE YOU?! – GL

Sorry? – SH

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SHERLOCK?! WHERE IS HE?! – GL

Lestrade, this is me. I am the only Sherlock Holmes you know. – SH

It seems not! I know one Sherlock Holmes who is an arrogant bastard and couldn't care less for one person! – GL

Lestrade, this is me. I'm the arrogant bastard you are talking about. – SH

Prove it! – GL

When you were a kid, your elder brother made you go to a girl's make up contest and you won. – SH

DELETE THE TEXT! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN HACK TO YOUR PHONE! – GL

Do you believe me now? – SH

Yeah, yeah! Delete it! – GL

Done. – SH

Thanks. Sorry about that. It just looked like you became an Agony Aunt. YOU! – GL

You think it was helpful? – SH

Yeah. – GL

And it seemed like I was actually trying to help someone not dead? – SH

Yeah. – GL

I won! Take that John! You owe me twenty pounds. – SH

What?... – GL

That's not fair! Greg is an easy one. It needs to be harder. Try Mycroft this time. – JW

Care to explain… - GL

Oh! Sorry Greg! This was a game between Sherlock and I. I bet he couldn't help someone alive and looked like he cared. – JW

None of what he said was real then? – GL

Nope. – SH

God, I hate you and I love you so much! That was amazing! You actually helped me! – GL

Well then, everyone's happy! :-) – JW

Yes. Should I call Mycroft now, Sherlock? Lol – GL

Screw you. – SH

I'll do it anyway. Give me a minute. I want to talk to you about a new case. – GL

He said a minute and it just turned out to be an hour. – SH

I know. I'll give him a call. – JW

First Lestrade, now John. I'm starting to think people are ignoring me. – SH

Lots of people do it, sweetie. But not John or Greg. – Mrs. H.

Hum… Not sure about it. – SH

I am. – Mrs. H.

Forget about it. Thank you Mrs. Hudson. – SH

You're welcome, my love. – Mrs. H.

Bring upstairs some biscuits. – SH

Not your housekeeper. – Mrs. H.

Leave the biscuits then. Could you call John? I already tried four times and he doesn't answer. I searched for him all over the flat and he's not here. – SH

Oh dear! Did something happen to him? – Mrs. H.

Just do what I said! – SH

Mrs. Hudson? Did he answer it? – SH

I'm going downstairs. – SH

No, don't. They're on their way upstairs. – Mrs. H.

They? – SH

I'm so sorry Sherlock. – Mrs. H.