Wow! More than a thousand views! Thank you so much! I really am having fun writing this story. Cjcraziness, here's the so expected chapter, hope you like it. Do not forget to review and criticism is also wanted!

Music: Aura Dione - Geronimo

Disclaimer: I think I'll just burn my letters to Moffat and Gatiss and Benedict and Martin and...

John, fetch me your gun. – SH

No. – JW

John, fetch me your gun now. – SH

No. – JW

John, fetch me your gun now, please. – SH

No. – JW

I think we don't speak the same language. – SH

Unfortunately, we do. – JW

I'll get it myself. – SH

Just try. – JW

I'm leaving my bedroom… – SH

Ok. - JW

I'm passing the kitchen… - SH

Good for you. – JW

I'm climbing the stairs… - SH

Don't stumble. – JW

I picking the lock of your bedroom's door… - SH

I can hear it. – JW

I'm coming in… - SH

Ups. – SH

I'm closing the door… – SH

Yes, you are. – JW

I'm climbing down the stairs… – SH

Down you go. – JW

I'm passing the kitchen again… - SH

Careful not to fall. The pavement is wet. Mrs. Hudson texted me saying she dropped water a few minutes ago. – JW

Too late. My pants are soaked. – SH

YOU FELL! – JW

Stating the obvious. You're retrogressing, John. – SH

At least my butt is wet! Ah ah! – JW

Very mature… - SH

Someone needs to be the adult. – JW

Certainly not you. – SH

Nor you. – JW

As you wish. I must say, I wasn't expecting to see you pointing the gun at me in your bedroom. – SH

I'm always a step ahead. – JW

I can hear you laughing downstairs. Stop it. – JW

STOP IT! – JW

You finish? – JW

Yes. – SH

You happy? – JW

Yes. – SH

Good. Go get some sleep. – JW

Yes, Captain. – SH

Sherlock's smiling again. – JW

Those are good news. Great job, Dr. Watson. – MH

You are eulogizing me? – JW

I won't repeat myself. – MH

It feels like is worth living in this world, after all. :-P – JW

Very funny. – MH

Hei, do you wanna visit us tomorrow? - JW

*want to, I mean. – JW

Why would I do that? – MH

Despite everything he says, Sherlock likes you around. – JW

John, Mycroft can't stop laughing. – GL

Greg?! – JW

HE CAN'T BREATH! WHAT DO I DO?! - GL

I know a couple of things. O :-) – JW

Meaning… - GL

:-* - JW

I don't know… - GL

Just do it. – JW

What if he doesn't want? – GL

For God's sake! DO IT ALREADY! – SH

Thank you, Sherlock. – JW

Taking their time… - JW

Are they breathing? – JW

Love's beautiful… - JW

Go Greg! – JW

Visit you tomorrow? I'll consider it. – MH

Taking deep breaths, aren't you dear brother? – SH

Do I really need to go? – MH

No. – SH

Yes! – JW

Yes! – GL

Deal then. Tomorrow afternoon. – JW

Tomorrow afternoon. – GL

Shall we invite the girls too? – JW

What girls? – GL

Molly… - JW

Not Molly! – SH

Mrs. Hudson… - JW

Even if she is not invited, she'll come anyway. – SH

Éloise… - JW

It's Mrs. Holmes for you. – SH

Your mother told me to call her by name, not surname. – JW

She did? – SH

Yes. – JW

Mum always said I couldn't call her Éloise. Always mum or mother. – SH

That's because you are her son. - JW

Yeah, she also said something like that. – SH

Let it be a 'boy's night'. – GL

Great idea! – JW

I don't agree. – SH

You never agree with anything. – GL

Don't I? – SH

No. – JW

You're supposed to be on my side, John. – SH

I'm neutral. – JW

Whatever. – SH

John. – GL

Yeah? – JW

Is Sherlock asleep? – GL

Don't know. Let me check. – JW

Deep asleep. – JW

Great. I'm sending you a picture. Check it out! – GL

OH MY F****** GOD! – JW

I KNOW! – GL

AN OTTER?! – JW

I KNOW! – GL

Who made this? – JW

I DON'T KNOW! – GL

Who took the pictures of Sherlock? – JW

I couldn't care less. – GL

No, listen this is serious. Someone has been taking photos of Sherlock. Who? – JW

Perhaps the ALL ENGLAND! – GL

True… - JW

Do you have more? ~X-D – JW

No, but check the Internet. There is one yours! – GL

MINE?! – JW

Yes, you and a hedgehog. - GL

Oh, so that's why they called me hedgehog in the shopping centre. – JW

I LOVE THE INTERNET! – GL

FOUND ONE OF YOU! – JW

WHAT ANIMAL?! – GL

A FOX! – JW

A fox? – GL

Yeah. – JW

A freaking fox? – GL

What 'bout it? – JW

Why do I have to be a fox? – GL

No idea. – JW

From all the animals in the world, I have to be a fox! – GL

They're pretty. – JW

You already have Sherlock. If you jump on Greg again, I'll kill you! – MH

I didn't 'jump' on Greg! – JW

It sounded like that. – GL

I HATE YOU ALL! – JW

We were kidding… - GL

Was I? - MH

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