Hello everyone, sorry I'm late, again. The school has started and I already have a bunch of homework. Screw you, teachers! I don't know how it is like in your countries, but where I live the marks' quotations from the fifth grade to the ninth grade are from 1 up to 5. Well, last year I had 5 to everything but PE (I had a freaking 4...) and I want to be the best of my year also this year, so... Now that I'm in the Senior High School (I think that's how say it), the quotations change to 1 up to 20. I'll only be happy if I have something between 17 and 20, that's kind of a personal challenge I set when I was on the kindergarten. I'll try to update whenever I can, no promises. More AN in the end. Enjoy, review, comment, or not. I'm not your boss. Yet.

Disclaimer: One day, one day, Sherlock will be mine and everyone will envy me.

Music: Love Runs Out - OneRepublic

You think it was a gang, but it wasn't. – SH

Oh! Look who it is! Finally decided to give a sign of life? – GL

This is purely professional. I'm not texting you to make small talk. – SH

I bet the shock messed up with some of your fuses. :-P – GL

I wasn't shocked. – SH

I know. – GL

You know? – SH

Yeah. I saw your face at the crime scene. You weren't shocked. You were TERRIFIED! – GL

I wasn't. – SH

Denial. Sherlock, we can only help you if you let us help. – GL

I don't need your help. – SH

Denial again. Please, let us help you. – GL

What do you mean with "us"? – SH

Mycroft saw you and John running away from the tiger on live TV. – GL

He did?! – SH

The remote is damaged. I can't press the replay button anymore. It doesn't come out. – GL

That fat bastard! – SH

But he's not the only one! – GL

Who else? – SH

Anderson and Donovan recorded the episode on DVD (they are contacting people to record it on Blu-ray also) and just I'm about to put it on Youtube. - GL

All of that because I showed a bit of fear? Dear lord, you people are really childish. – SH

At least! We have something against you! We rule your world now! – GL

Let me see if I get it right. You own me because you own an embarrassing video of me? – SH

Correct. :-D :-D :-D – GL

You really don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you? – JW

Someone get used to it, Dr. Watson. – MH

What are you talking about? – GL

Why don't you check Sherlock's Youtube channel? – JW

Ok, give me a minute. – GL

Who rules my world now? – SH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! – GL

Your connection with Internet must be pretty bad, for you to take so long. – JW

HE DIDN'T! HE DIDN'T! – GL

I did! I did! – SH

Why are you such an evil person? – GL

Not my fault. Blame my parents' chromosomes. – SH

You're the one who joined them together! – GL

That's scientifically incorrect. – SH

I DON'T CARE! You posted the video on Youtube instead of me! – GL

And I already have a company interested on publishing the episode all around the globe. – SH

Why did you do it? Now everyone will laugh at you. – JW

My Dear John, you don't see it, do you? – SH

Not really, no. – JW

If I didn't do what I did, they would use the video to control me with their stupid rules. Now, as I posted the video online and I'm close to sell it in every country, they have nothing against me. – SH

That's amazing! – JW

The peace is restored. – SH

Not for much longer… - GL

As John would say: get over it. – SH

I never said that. – JW

It sounds too casual for me to say it, so let's say that you say that. – SH

But that's a lie! – JW

As you would say: get over it. – SH

We have to go to the morgue tomorrow morning. – SH

I have work, Sherlock. I told you when we got home. – JW

You still have a job? – SH

How do you think we pay the rent? – JW

I thought that after my return Mrs. Hudson would be so happy that we wouldn't need to pay the rent. – SH

That's the worse excuse I've ever heard. – JW

Except you didn't. – SH

Sorry? – JW

You didn't "hear" anything. – SH

Don't you start. – JW

Ok. – SH

Morgue, tomorrow, 9 AM. – SH

I'm not going. There are people who need me. – JW

Ok. – SH

That's it? - JW

How am I supposed to answer that? – SH

You are the genius here. – JW

Come on, John. Just say it already. – SH

John? – SH

Boy, you're done. – GL

Stop disturbing me. You have no interest on what I know about the case so stop it. – SH

Big brother on action then! – GL

I don't want to. – MH

It's part of your duties as the elder son. – GL

Ok. I quit. – MH

You can't! Only after helping your baby brother I'll let you. – GL

Do you need any help, Sherlock? – MH

No. – SH

My part's done, it seems. Goodnight, Greg. – MH

Don't you dare fall asleep! You made it all wrong! Do it again. – GL

Fine. Dear brother, how can I help you in this hard moment of your life? – MH

There's only one way. – SH

God, do you really want me to help you? – MH

Yes. – SH

Urgh, how? – MH

TO EXPLAIN ME WHY DON'T YOU AND LESTRADE LEAVE ME ALONE?! – SH

We'll have our chat-chat tomorrow. – MH

Forget it! We won't have any chat-chat! – SH

Do you see why I don't have this kind of conversation with my brother? – MH

Not hard to notice. - GL

I'm thinking of writing one or two new fics, but I'm not sure yet. I barely have time enough to write this one, yet I like the other ideas so much...

I'm also thinking of bringing a very special woman in future chapters... Any guess?