Here we go again... I'm sorry for the delay, again, and I'm sorry this is the shortest chapter ever (less than 500 words), but I felt really bad for not posting for more than... two weeks? Three weeks? I have no idea. I had written a different version of this chapter (much bigger than this one), but I despised it really hard. Moving on, please review, follow or do anything else. :)

Disclaimer: The usual.

Music: Animals - Maroon 5

I hope you have a good reason for me to forgive you, young man. – Mrs. H

What have you done, John? – SH

She doesn't mean me. – JW

Really? Who then? – SH

I might have an idea or two... – JW

Please enlighten me. – SH

Perhaps an arrogant prick who thinks he is superior to everyone else. – JW

Mycroft? I must say, Mrs. Hudson, he's not young. – SH

I'm not that young. – MH

With a big 'that'. What have you done to my housekeeper? – SH

She's not your housekeeper, Sherlock. – molly

Says who? – SH

Everyone. – JW

Well, I'm not everyone, am I? – SH

Just a little bit would be good. – JW

Not happening. Repeat, what have you done to my housekeeper Mycroft? – SH

Landlady! – JW

What's the difference? – SH

Why don't you ask Mrs. Hudson herself? – JW

I will. – SH


I went downstairs and she closed the door on my face. – SH

You probably deserved it. – molly

Correction: You definitely deserved it. – JW

Why so? I behaved today, didn't I? – SH

You really don't know what you've done? – JW

No. – SH

Think about the day of today. – JW

So, Mrs. Hudson came in with the breakfast, then she started rambling about something, then you showed up, mad at me for an unknown reason. – SH

Unknown? – JW

Obviously. Then she started rambling on and on again about her nephew coming over today and she threatened me so that I stayed with him. – SH

And did you? – JW

I'm not finished yet. I waited for him for more than two hours and I was just about to leave when he appeared at the door. He went blah blah blah and I shut the door. I proceeded to make the TV team leave and I had a delightful afternoon on my own. – SH

How nice. – JW

It really was. – SH

In the end, you forced the TV team to come in my surgery? - JW

No, I gave them a choice. It was you or body parts they would film. – SH

So, because of you, I don't have a job any longer. – JW

Again, no, because they had the chance to film my experiment. – SH

John? – SH

I still don't see what I've done wrong. – SH

You were supposed to help me. – SH

Oh, I see. You went asking Mrs. Hudson yourself, didn't you? – SH

You better stop, Sherlock. – molly

Usually, it's John who tells me to stop. Or Mycroft. Now neither of them answers me, nor Mrs. Hudson. – SH

I would it be? – molly

Do you know why? – SH

Yes. – molly

Tell me. – SH

I think you should get there on your own. – molly

What's the purpose of you then? – SH

Molly? – SH

Great, another one. – SH

That's right, leave Sherlock Holmes with no answers. – SH

Sherlock Holmes! – SH

You know how I am, I won't give up without a battle. – SH

Prepare to lose. – SH